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I got stabbed in the face....
 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-01 21:23 [#00973473]
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..... with a pool cue after taunting a fat girl. The world
is a wierd place.

She was making dumbass comments while i was playing her in
pool. Even though i was sinking shots. Like "that was
shitty" after like 5 in a row. Then it's her turn and she
misses.

So i simpily stated that she has no right because i am
killing her. So she starts going off.

I retorted with everything i had which halted a party and
killed the music. I didn't even know everyone was focused on
it. Like some sort of sideshow. She was so embarrased she
stabbed at me 8 times with it. I only got hit the first
time.

I got applause which was cool then the music kicked in and
everything was back to normal.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-01 21:25 [#00973478]
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..this just happened now..?


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-12-01 21:25 [#00973480]
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hahahaha now thats comedy!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-01 21:25 [#00973482]
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You should of exploded her!!!!!!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-01 21:26 [#00973483]
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WATCH IT, MADAM!!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:26 [#00973485]
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well at least she didnt stab you with the hoagie she had in
her other hand


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-01 21:26 [#00973486]
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Yesterday.... day before....

One of those. The weekend was a haze kind of. Maybe I can
take a picture tomorrow and someone can post it here? it
would give it flavor! :D


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-01 21:27 [#00973488]
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She was eating a lot and i couldn't figure out where she got
the food from.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-01 21:27 [#00973490]
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i hate it when fat people say they're starving.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:28 [#00973492]
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lol


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-01 21:28 [#00973493]
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..disturbing the face?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:28 [#00973494]
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hahhahaha... oh man... any marks?


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-12-01 21:28 [#00973495]
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Her ass.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-01 21:29 [#00973497]
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I might have to explode you..


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:30 [#00973498]
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explode her ass!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-01 21:31 [#00973501]
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...disturbing the you?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-01 21:33 [#00973505]
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princo.. would you marry me?

got your ticket for RotK today..


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-12-01 21:33 [#00973508]
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i hate fat people


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-01 21:34 [#00973512]
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yeah i was slightly bleeding a bit. After i wiped off the
blueness from the tip it was red!

Haha color changing face!! I laughed so hard! :D


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-01 21:36 [#00973516]
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*blushes*

YES I WILL!!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:36 [#00973517]
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keep it in water for a few minutes and it will turn white,
and eventually brown and green. :P


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:38 [#00973521]
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me too nigel...me too


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-01 21:38 [#00973522]
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"..disturbing the face?"

hahhah!!! :D

ahh today is a good MB day!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-01 21:38 [#00973523]
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oh goodness!!

let's do a LotR style wedding.. who would you like to go
as?

I'm kind of torn between Galadriel and, ofcourse, Gandalf.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-01 21:40 [#00973526]
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WOW! brainwave!

maybe a combo!

Gandaladriendalf.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:40 [#00973527]
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is it me or did it just gayer in here?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-12-01 21:42 [#00973531]
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<--- Frodo of course!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:43 [#00973532]
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correction: ...just get gayer...


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:43 [#00973533]
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I was hoping that you we're the fat chick and you got
shanked in teh face. But now I realize that this thread is
much more disturbing.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-01 21:44 [#00973535]
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just get gayer yourself..!


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:44 [#00973538]
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sorry, i know you want me, but i just dont swing that way.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:46 [#00973541]
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el oh el


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:46 [#00973542]
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

IN YO FACE, BIOTCH!!!!1

(cues chappele)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-01 21:49 [#00973546]
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fucking

chappele

rocks!!!!!!!!!!!


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-01 21:49 [#00973547]
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hehehehehe


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-01 21:50 [#00973550]
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hey remember that one time that this one thing happened and
we were all like

"hahaaha!!1"


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-12-01 23:09 [#00973653]
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man, i always get in on the good ones too late. =*[


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-12-01 23:24 [#00973657]
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I got in early and left for the good bit.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-01 23:32 [#00973660]
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so did the cue actually puncture the surface of your face,
or was it more of a violent jab?


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-01 23:32 [#00973661]
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or both,, i suppose.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-02 00:56 [#00973698]
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I think the real question is, why were you playing pool with
a fat girl... like, MY GOD!!

;)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-02 05:57 [#00973862]
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someone's going to get an eye out


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-12-02 06:01 [#00973866]
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stupid fat whore


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-02 06:04 [#00973870]
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You two with the Lotr-wedding, that happened on the day the
ticket sales opened in Oslo, here in Norway. Some guy had
made some people who were running a projector showing other
movies for the entertainment of the people in line for
tickets show "Vil du gifte deg med meg?" or, as you say:
"Will you marry me?"

Then they all died.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-12-02 06:07 [#00973873]
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UHHHHM.?


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-12-02 06:10 [#00973875]
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I concur


 

offline manifestevil from Australia on 2003-12-02 06:28 [#00973892]
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she stabbed you and you didn't dismember her and shove her
body parts up her various orifices?


 

offline k_maty on 2003-12-02 06:54 [#00973912]
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disturbing the face?


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-12-02 07:09 [#00973927]
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DISTURBING THE FORESKIN


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-02 10:04 [#00974118]
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yes it punctured the skin nothing real bad

not like i got impaled :D


 


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