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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-11-27 13:09 [#00967939]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker



I want sex, BACKGROUND MUSIC SHALL BE "SATANSTORNADE" by R.
Haswell & Merzbow....owwww, why do women hate me so much ;(


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-27 13:12 [#00967940]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



because you want sex, BACKGROUND MUSIC SHALL BE
"SATANSTORNADE" by R.
Haswell & Merzbow


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-11-27 13:13 [#00967941]
Points: 12423 Status: Regular



WANNA CYB ER?R??R??????ROFL


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-27 13:13 [#00967942]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #00967939



coz you hate them?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-27 13:27 [#00967957]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



get a hooker.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-27 13:50 [#00967969]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



sex is only for metrosexuals


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-27 13:51 [#00967970]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to nacmat: #00967969



ha ha ha! :)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-11-27 13:52 [#00967972]
Points: 9325 Status: Regular



I wanted sex yesterday... but I didn't get any, so now to
the question..
Where were you!

I want sex this weekend, and well let's just hope I get it.


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2003-11-27 13:55 [#00967973]
Points: 2659 Status: Lurker



So, what's going on here then, you perverts!


 

offline uzim on 2003-11-27 14:23 [#00967979]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



you're a disturbed one, aren't you Monoid.... =(


 

offline k_maty on 2003-11-27 14:34 [#00967990]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



wait did someone just say they beat off to the video of
"come into my world" by kylie minogue?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-27 14:36 [#00967991]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



why don't you buy a doll then? or something?


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-27 15:00 [#00967999]
Points: 4669 Status: Lurker



have sex then.



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-27 15:26 [#00968026]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



the answer


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-27 15:26 [#00968027]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



*does the Michael Jackson scrream*


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-11-27 15:50 [#00968040]
Points: 2916 Status: Lurker



wow.. that was REALLY dark


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-11-27 15:52 [#00968041]
Points: 2916 Status: Lurker



quite a baptism of fire, now that i've finally got around to
registering on xltronic.com
what's possibly more disturbing is how you came by that,
fleetmouse.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-27 16:09 [#00968056]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to acrid milk hall: #00968041



this is just the first of many disappointments fleetmouse
will offer..


 

offline purlieu from Leeds (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-27 16:10 [#00968057]
Points: 1228 Status: Lurker



I want sex.
But only with my ex.
Who I'm still not over.
Pity me etc.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-11-27 16:11 [#00968058]
Points: 2916 Status: Lurker



glad to hear it.
other peoples faliures only serve to boost my fragile ego..
im a good judge of character anyway. i've encountered
fleetmouse's type before.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-27 16:12 [#00968059]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to acrid milk hall: #00968041



Go to Google, type "castration", click "I feel lucky"



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-27 16:12 [#00968060]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to purlieu: #00968057



you sad, sad creature..


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-27 16:13 [#00968063]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



qrter qrter qrter

must I type more random nonsense to satisfy your sophomoric
craving for absurdity


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-27 16:19 [#00968071]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to fleetmouse: #00968063



I wish you would actually stop typing what seems to be
random nonsense!


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-11-27 16:20 [#00968073]
Points: 2916 Status: Lurker



hmm..


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-27 16:21 [#00968076]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #00968071



veeblefetzer potrzebie ossefogva?


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-11-27 16:27 [#00968082]
Points: 2916 Status: Lurker



do you make a habit of killing the conversation fleetmouse?


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-27 16:29 [#00968087]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



fleet kicks ass

<3 fleet


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-27 16:29 [#00968089]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to acrid milk hall: #00968082



You've been lurking here for some time now, haven't you?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-27 16:30 [#00968090]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to Spikee Dragon: #00968087



:: waxes spikee's scales ::


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-27 16:34 [#00968092]
Points: 4176 Status: Regular



mmm gooey


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-27 16:54 [#00968110]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to Spikee Dragon: #00968092



HEY

I didn't mean...!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-11-27 20:03 [#00968296]
Points: 16982 Status: Regular | Followup to Monoid: #00967939 | Show recordbag



ill fuck you if you shut up already.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-27 20:09 [#00968307]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



charming


 

offline k_maty on 2003-11-27 20:10 [#00968311]
Points: 2362 Status: Regular



do her in the butt


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-27 20:14 [#00968316]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



..her?

oh gosh no!


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-27 21:02 [#00968340]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



I wanted sex yesterday and then I realised that I hadn't
checked out that porn CD I burned.



 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2003-11-27 22:33 [#00968405]
Points: 3727 Status: Regular | Followup to fleetmouse: #00968026



i feel the world is over populated. chemical castration is
NOT the answer. I feel that having these "child molestors'"
stripped by their chemical interworkings/identity be murder.
The man in that brief article (if it's an actual article, it
sounds more like propaganda, or a comercial), was chemically
labotomized. To me that's a fate worse than murder.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-27 22:37 [#00968407]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular | Followup to nanotech: #00968405



haha man I thought you said
Child Molestors (TM)

lol

Sorry it's really not something to joke about :(


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2003-11-27 22:40 [#00968412]
Points: 3727 Status: Regular | Followup to od_step_cloak: #00968407



yes it is! that's some funny shit.

ya' know...there's this guy who totally cashes in on the
(artical's coined term) "murderabillia" fashion. He sells
these models/toys of various killers...

"yay daddy!!!! it's that jephrey dahlmer doll i've always
wanted!!!"


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-11-29 06:57 [#00969895]
Points: 11010 Status: Lurker



I made that thread when I was drunk....IM SORRY....but I
still want TEH SEX


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-29 07:05 [#00969900]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



you are becoming predictable


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-11-29 07:17 [#00969904]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #00969895



Too bad.


 

offline uzim on 2003-11-29 07:17 [#00969905]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



you're going to get burned from the inside by the vile green
flames of psychosexuality.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-11-29 07:18 [#00969906]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00969905



Meh, could be worse.

You were talking to me, right?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-11-29 07:20 [#00969907]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to nanotech: #00968405



How very like a man to protest that castration is not the
answer.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-29 07:21 [#00969908]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



eh.. yeh i want sex too

but im not as desperate as you monoid...



 

offline uzim on 2003-11-29 07:44 [#00969923]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



DJ Xammax >

yes.
no.


 

offline uzim on 2003-11-29 07:45 [#00969924]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



i want to have sex with a giant red pink strawberry flower
from hell.


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-11-29 08:26 [#00969946]
Points: 4630 Status: Lurker



turn off your computer for a month


 


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