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offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-20 00:40 [#00957946]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular



The greatest idea popped into my head as I was half
asleep/awake this morning;

I need to contact the national patents office in Oslo and
get a hold of an investor who can fund my idea! Obviously I
can't reveal anything ;)

Man, this is great! If it turns out, I'll probably be filthy
rich by the time you reach the end of puberty.


 

offline ifkardo from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2003-11-20 00:50 [#00957958]
Points: 1135 Status: Lurker



happy cycling!


 

offline ifkardo from 785.8 mb of radio babylon (Equatorial Guinea) on 2003-11-20 00:50 [#00957959]
Points: 1135 Status: Lurker



hi.


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-11-20 01:11 [#00957970]
Points: 2519 Status: Lurker



and now you want one of us, funding you? hahahahaha


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-11-20 01:16 [#00957975]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



I had my idea: the penis carwash.

Don't tell me that's your idea too.

Coz I think everyone's thought of that one.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-11-20 01:18 [#00957976]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to od_step_cloak: #00957975



that's my idea biatch!!


 

offline smogk from burlington (United States) on 2003-11-20 01:36 [#00957982]
Points: 324 Status: Regular



hey heres an idea ,stop mocking my penis and start smogking
it ,you fat-ass wenches.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-20 02:34 [#00958017]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to Erronous: #00957970



yeah, I want you and all the money you don't have :)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-20 02:36 [#00958019]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



is your idea girls on wheels? because we have them here.
they're called waitresses.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-20 02:38 [#00958022]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to Bob Mcbob: #00958019



no, not girls with wheels, but girls with multiple holes
where you can insert strange bodily objects for your own
pleasure.


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-11-20 02:41 [#00958026]
Points: 12920 Status: Lurker | Followup to nlogax: #00958022



LoL


 

offline smogk from burlington (United States) on 2003-11-20 02:44 [#00958027]
Points: 324 Status: Regular



holes arnt shit with out sound and cheeks, so you fault
again noseGAX, try inventing an 11 foot cock so that you may
jam it down your smart ass throat....the mystery of science


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-20 02:48 [#00958029]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to smogk: #00958027



what the fuck do you know about holes anyway, stuffing your
pathetic toothpick-dick in any random keyhole you can find,
when you get your infantile arousal from watching
transformers.


 

offline AK47 on 2003-11-20 02:52 [#00958032]
Points: 386 Status: Lurker | Followup to nlogax: #00958022



Already been invented a decade ago as evidenced by this
article

Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves As Masturbation Toy For Am...


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-20 02:53 [#00958033]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular



dont think its a good idea to dig a hole into an ice
sculpture of a naked person, because anything you put into
the hole, its gonna stay there.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-11-20 02:57 [#00958040]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker | Followup to AK47: #00958032



that's awesome


 

offline smogk from burlington (United States) on 2003-11-20 02:57 [#00958041]
Points: 324 Status: Regular



87 was a good year its too bad you were in your goat for a
mothers stomach when the movie came out. your still in high
school. so what if i like to fuck tight spaces, your idea of
experimentation is jamming multiple tampons up your muppet
twat.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2003-11-20 02:59 [#00958043]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



You must have just crawled out from under a rock to have
managed to miss this phenomenon

don't spend those millions just yet..
okay mate?


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-20 03:17 [#00958063]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to smogk: #00958041



yeah, 87 was a good year. You were 2 and I was 10. In other
words, while you were still in your diapers, sucking on your
mothers nipples, I was out fighting gang wars and banging
the local hoes :)


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-20 03:19 [#00958065]
Points: 2903 Status: Lurker | Followup to nlogax: #00958063



I played lego when I was 10... did i miss out or did I do
something more constructive with my life?


 

offline smogk from burlington (United States) on 2003-11-20 03:24 [#00958072]
Points: 324 Status: Regular



....hahah


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-20 03:25 [#00958074]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to Chri5py: #00958065



you missed out. but we did lego too, under the influence of
crack.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-20 03:30 [#00958082]
Points: 9939 Status: Regular | Followup to Chri5py: #00958065



i had lego too. once you build a house you run out of things
to build, and end up building rude words.


 

offline smogk from burlington (United States) on 2003-11-20 03:33 [#00958093]
Points: 324 Status: Regular



nlogax, that pic makes me wanna go outside and collect all
the diffrent species of redheads i can find.im not a prowler
just a persistant guy in love.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-20 03:58 [#00958127]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to smogk: #00958093



well, me too son, me too :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-20 04:31 [#00958166]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to flea: #00958043



heaven.


 


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