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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-19 15:02 [#00957437]
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I just went forr a piss and therre was a white bit
of toilet rroll in the toilet. that's only strrange when you
considerr the fact that (ok shut up) i'm using pink
toilet paperr at the moment...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-19 15:04 [#00957441]
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and it is trrue.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-19 15:06 [#00957443]
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Hey I use pink.
Nothing wrong with that


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-19 15:06 [#00957445]
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Mine has little airr pockets too :)


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-11-19 15:07 [#00957449]
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what is important it is do not have granulated paper - it
can hurt sometimes


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-19 15:10 [#00957453]
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pink is a nice colour for anything


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-19 15:10 [#00957454]
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:O


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-19 15:10 [#00957455]
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maybe your piss is so strong that it bleached the pink
toilet paper, thus making it appear to be white toiled
paper.


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2003-11-19 15:11 [#00957456]
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perhaps the pink dye bled out?



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-19 15:12 [#00957460]
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i was thinking that, only it was a clean bowl, therre was no
piss in it.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-19 15:12 [#00957463]
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hmmm, and you are sure that it's not jizz?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-19 15:15 [#00957465]
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Noooo it's paperr alrright.
Strrange.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-19 15:17 [#00957466]
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yes Sir that is a puzzlement, i shall ponder further ans
medetate to xlt vibes vol9 until the answer becomes clear to
me.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-19 15:18 [#00957470]
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I can't wait to D/L all the new vibes


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-19 15:19 [#00957471]
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you havn't downloaded them yet? but why?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-19 15:20 [#00957472]
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My computerr's sound is brroke.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-19 15:21 [#00957476]
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what a bitch, still , you can burn vol 9 to a cd and play on
a sterio, or plug your headphones into your pc cd player


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-19 15:22 [#00957477]
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yeah... i'm lazy my frriend. i don't carre about them that
much.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-19 15:31 [#00957486]
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fair enough, wasn't it God himself who once said ' The lazy
man shall inherit the earth for they conserveth thy energy
given to them by me'.

Buy the way, i have though of some more possibilities that
may help explain the mystery of the colour changing toilet
paper.

1. There is someone else in your house which is using their
own private stash of non-pink toilet paper or other tissued
products.

2. A piece of paint/paper has peeled off from your bathroom
cieling and landed in the bog, thus giving the impression
that someone has discarded non-pink toilet paper in said
bog.

3. Someone shat out a wafer thin one, its colour boing white
due to the high levels of salt/chalk/white bog roll
contained within.

Let me know if this helps.


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-19 15:32 [#00957489]
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cieling = ceiling

boing = being


 

offline APeSHiTZ from ¤BANgbANG¤ on 2003-11-19 15:52 [#00957504]
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where do u get pink toilet paper?


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-11-19 15:59 [#00957520]
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dunno, i'm still using last weeks newspaper


 

offline redRummy from Brighton (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-19 16:28 [#00957569]
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no, was jizz... i checked..

(oh shit!... - goes back and hides in the cupboard in
Anus_Presley's bedroom)


 


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