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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 12:19 [#00939447]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker



For some reason, I have NEVER been able to purchase over
the counter, the following items.

Condoms
Toilet Paper.

People slag me off for this, but I just cannot do it - I
have a mental block and cannot face it !

How about You?


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-11-07 12:20 [#00939450]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular



there's nothing I won't buy.
man, you can't even buy toilet paper??


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-07 12:22 [#00939454]
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nothing

well maybe guns


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:23 [#00939455]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



butter, or margerine


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:23 [#00939456]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



Laxitive...
King size rizlas...
Condoms...(doesn't matter anyway I have no use)
Tin foil(when stoned,because people think your a
smack-head)



 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:23 [#00939459]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular | Followup to tragedy: #00939455



Why?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-07 12:24 [#00939460]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



condoms is still hard, yes.

you can't buy toilet-paper? that could get very
inconvenient.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:24 [#00939461]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



there's nothing worse than a fat chick, going into a grocery
store buying lard like substinances.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:25 [#00939464]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



Nothing really. I can buy condoms, it is awkward but I can
deal.



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-11-07 12:26 [#00939468]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



watermark by enya


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:26 [#00939471]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



qrter> your avator is hot, what the hell are you guys afraid
of buying condoms for?! if anything the casheir will
probably just be jealous.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-07 12:26 [#00939473]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #00939461



is therre not.
if i was on the checkout i would neverr give it anotherr
thought.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:26 [#00939476]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



Porno is awkawrd,especially if you buy say for example an
"asian-babes" mag,when the woman serving me is asian
herself.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-11-07 12:27 [#00939478]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to earthleakage: #00939468



ooh good one.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:27 [#00939479]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #00939471



quite


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-11-07 12:27 [#00939480]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



womens panties


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939481]
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I like buying condoms... I find it very erotic when I ask
for them and I imagine the girl in the store thinking: "he
is going to fuck"


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939482]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



nothing apart from store brand alcohol


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939483]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



I work on checkouts very ocassionaly and I never second
thought any of these items...apart from cider.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939484]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



i can buy anything. i have no prride.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:28 [#00939485]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



tonoepu5her> HAHAHA that't like a chezey pick up lin... with
out words.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939486]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



i've never felt bad about buying condoms. 'cept once when i
was like 14 or 15 a really religious bitch from my church
got behind me in the line at the store and i had a big box
o' rubbers. that sucked pretty bad.

i don't think i have a problem buying much of anything.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939487]
Points: 24588 Status: Lurker



That's it, nacmat - I don't want no cashier thinking "is he
going to fuck?" and I don't want no cashier thinking "is he
going to shit?"


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939489]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to nacmat: #00939481



but youve got the looks man :)


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939490]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #00939481



lol
(you have to ask for them?)


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:29 [#00939491]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



Haha I always ask for extra large condoms,just to see the
girls face!

Of course I'll never get use them..


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-07 12:30 [#00939492]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to epohs: #00939486



i would have asked 'LOOK IM BUYING CONDOMS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT
TO USE THESE FOR?' and piss her off


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:30 [#00939493]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



yeah, undies i could see being a problem.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:30 [#00939494]
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waterballoons!


 

offline -V- from Ensenada Drive on 2003-11-07 12:31 [#00939495]
Points: 1452 Status: Lurker



Can't order anything with a stupid name... like a Mr.
B'gok-ie Chicken Sandwich, or a McOinkie pork roll.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:31 [#00939496]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #00939493



undies as in lingerie?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-07 12:31 [#00939497]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to JAroen: #00939492



not that ill ever have the need to buy em, sadly


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:32 [#00939498]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



epos>i would hav winked at the bitch.


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:32 [#00939500]
Points: 651 Status: Lurker



I'd say you have inner feelings of sexual guilt and
inferiority resulting from an anal adjustment conflict in
early childhood.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:32 [#00939501]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



tony > yah


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:32 [#00939502]
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Haha I see your point....



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939505]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



oh yeah, i did buy a cosmo once and i was kinda embarased
about that.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939506]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict | Followup to -V-: #00939495



ordering expert knob twiddlers over the phone was funny. i
swear the woman at the other end got people to listen in :)


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939507]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to tragedy: #00939501



then they should go with their girlfriends. it's fun plus
you get your say in what she gets :)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939508]
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It won't surprise you to know I come from a Catholic family.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-11-07 12:33 [#00939509]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker | Followup to TonyFish: #00939490



I dont like buying them in supermarkets, I feel they are
better in the pharmacy, and there I have to ask for them: "
please would you give me a box with 12 condoms?"

if they ask "large or normal?" I say " normal thanks"


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-07 12:34 [#00939510]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to -V-: #00939495



i had that prroblem today, i had to orrderr a
'choca-chocolate flapjack'


 

offline Peloton from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-07 12:34 [#00939511]
Points: 651 Status: Lurker | Followup to marlowe: #00939508



I thought as much. My condolences.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:34 [#00939513]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



nob> ..... BUAHAHHAHAHA


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-11-07 12:35 [#00939516]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to marlowe: #00939447



So you have a shitload of kids and a filthy arse? :D


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 12:35 [#00939519]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



"yes, hello. can i please have three cartons of extra small
lubricated condoms please?"


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-11-07 12:36 [#00939520]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



tony > huh?? you mean like a lezbian type of girl friend?


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-07 12:36 [#00939521]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker | Followup to deepspace9mm: #00939516



filthy arse?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-11-07 12:37 [#00939523]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to TonyFish: #00939521



no toilet rroll


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-11-07 12:37 [#00939524]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker | Followup to TonyFish: #00939521



can't buy tp for his bunghole


 


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