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My little sister (6years old)yesterday turns to my mum and said ''Mummy , you look like a russian'' and then Today just now as i wouldn't let her on the computer she said ''You know you're really un-fair,It's like when you told jess ( a mate of mine) to jump off off that bridge into the river and you forgot she didn't know how to swim!!,you're so unfair'' Of course that never happend... had any things like this happen 2u? -A- |
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one time i was picking my friend up at his house at 9 am and when his little brother finally answered the door at 945 he said "I heard you before, but i was too lazy to get the door" hey at least it gave me a chance to go sm0ke a j outside his nice little white suburban neighborhood. hahahaha |
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lol , my sister allways lies when my friends come to the door for me.Like she'll say ''Oh no she's gone into town'' and really i'll be standing there trying to stop her turning everyone away... ...or on the phone i can be sitting right next to her and she answers the phone and i hear her say '' oh no she's asleep'' and i say who was that when she hangs up ,and she says oh it was {insert name here} but i told them you wasn't here... frickin wierdo she is |
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Robin: umm Alex...what are you getting me for my birthday Me: I don't know Robin, not sure yet Robin: Because i would like something you know, something good. Me: Well i guessed that Robin Robin: ...yeah |
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lol |
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Oh and my friend Dan has a 5 year old brother who has grown up on violent films and Grand theft auto games, and this is an actual quote: Dan's Mum: No Cameron, you're not supposed to do that Cameron: Shut up...i'll shoot you in the face! |
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My 6 year old cousin called her brother a ''dickie licker'' once and everyone started laughing like crazy and made her felt guilty. She knew she was in the wrong. |
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haha todays kids are evil |
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My sister has also told my friend that if she didn't swim with her she was going to ''eat her panties'' scary indeed.... |
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XD |
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My cousin's son is almost three now and his name is Oliver, so when I was visiting I'd say, hello, my name is Oliver, what's your name? He'd go, Oliver and I'd would act real amazed that we're both called Oliver. He knows my name isn't Oliver. So now when I was there last time, he came up to me and tried to do the same joke, but he messed it up and said, hello, my name is Oliver too! What's your name? |
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LOL |
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Did you know that kids under 3 years old can't lie (or trick you). Their brain hasn't evolved that much yet. I saw this program about how kids learn to lie about things. They tried a game where the kids had to guess which hand the doctor had hid something in. When the child had to hide something they just couldn't do it or they thought it was useless. Every kid below 3 years just immediately opened their hand and showed which hand was correct (they were holding a little pebble or something). It's because the child assumes you know what they know. 4-year olds had no problems trying to trick the doctor. Knowing how to lie is actually important later in life, for social reasons. |
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Just like children below 6 or something don't think that sarcasm is funny although they have an idea of what it is. Just can't get the idea of a thing obviously wrong being said about someone in the opposite meaning being funny. |
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My friends little brother has regularly said "fucker" "dickhead" "bitch" "faggot" etc. since he was like 6 or 7. He's going to have problems. His brother made him fucking crazy. |
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really knows how to pull the honeys. oh man, in four or five years he's gonna be so embarassed about that. |
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fuck that shit, i'm sure the embarassment has already started. |
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ouch, whered you find that!? you guys on this message board know of some wierd sites man,,,haha. |
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he seems pretty proud of it actually. i mean, he bought a domain name an all. 'cept i guess the hoax factor is pretty high. |
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Hehe, guess so too. Like that site with that retarded boy who said that he was dating a girl and they had the same grandma, with typos in every other word. Can't remember that url but the hoax factor there was pretty damn high. |
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"shut up...i'll shoot you in the face.." hahaha that made my face muscles hurt for a while. i like disobedient kids, shows character |
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they arre a pain in the fucking arrse. on the bus today therre is this little lad yelling down the bus at his motherr ...'we went therre mam mam we went therre didn't we we went therre mam mam we went therre didn't we?' i'm not a child haterr, not at all, but man they can be a pain in the arrse. then he starrted hitting his sisterr coz she wanted to stand up. |
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*chuckles* lol , i think children shud be tied to the sides of buses...i get one every morning n night and then just generally when im out n about im allways on them and the two things i hate most on buses are smelly old men and damned noisey children.... bleh |
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href="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1567">MO |
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mmmmm... now thats classic SA goodness :) |
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my niece thinks i look like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.... she always calls me "Uncle Shaggy" |
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man, if i ever have kids, i'm probably going to end up spoiling them. |
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man, if I ever have kids, i'm probably going to end up soiling them. |
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my cousin is having a kid in 2 months. i'm nervous. |
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Have a look at . |
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great site! thanks for the link! "When I was 6 my father told me that women were actually creatures imported from another planet to serve men. I believed it until I was about 10." and on and on. great stuff to read! :) |
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when i was little i used to believe that there were people in the walls of my bathroom so when you poop you had to talk to them or they would kill you. i also used to think that if you didnt treat your toys right they would kill you in your sleep. |
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Heheh. A friend at work told me about two boys, 4 and 5 years old, who used to go down to a small river with their dad in the summer. Later when it got too cold to swim, their dad told them that they shouldn't go there alone "or the scary watermonster will come". The boys were completely exited about the prospect of seeing this monster so their dad had to come up with something else. He thought for a while and then said that he just made up the monster bit. He then told them that they shouldn't go down to the river alone because the ice cream truck will come! Both boys are absolutely scared shitless of the ice cream truck. I don't know how it works outside of Sweden, but here we've got these blue ice cream trucks that drive around selling ice cream, playing a very distinct melody. For some reason, some kids are afraid of them. Their dad has tried to tell them that the truck can't fit through the door of their house and that it's completely harmless, but it doesn't help. |
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it's funny when small children repeatedly spout cusswords. |
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strange.... all children love ice cream trucks here.... |
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YOUR FROM SWEDEN!! arghhhhh!! :D PLEASE PLEASE can u do something for me , once you've done it my life will be complete and i will be ready to die |
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what are you talking about? You're getting me all curious, you know. |
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OMG UR SEWDISH TOO!!!! this is too great lol,nothing ''interesting'' i want so very very much to hear a swedish person sing ''the wheels on the bus'' ...you know that song?..?? |
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perhaps if you give me the full lyrics. |
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but would u know the tune?? The bit i wanna hear goes like this ''The wipers on the bus go SWISH SWISH SWISH,SWISH SWISH SWISH'' and that's it...but i dunno how to explain the tune |
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*weep weep weep* MY DREAM WILL NEVER COME TRUE!! *sobs* Im off to bed,Night y'all -A- |
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actually I know that song... but I don't remember it 100%... BUt I know the melody and rhythm of it. It's like "Hjulen på bussen går runt runt runt" or something. But I may just have thought that up myself (thoose words seem familiar, but it's not really an accurate translation from the words you typed... unless there are several verses)... I will look it up for you though, if you're interested. peace and goodnight. Tomorrow (today) awaits the FIRST LEGO LEAGUE. I will help out... :) |
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yeh there r differant verses...like the wheels go roun , the babies go wahh etc etc etc ,dont s'pose u cud sing my verse in english?! :D*big pleading eyes* |
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