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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-13 00:56 [#00900264]
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It all started this summer in some lake in south france, i
wanted to see if i could swim to the bottom of the lake.. 't
was really deep but i tried (and made it, i tought i was
gonna die tho on the way back)

anyway, i surfaced and my left ear hurt like shit. after
some days i got a terrible ringing in my ear, and every
morning there was yellow shit on my pillow.

ive been to the doctor for that 4 times now, and it hasnt
been cured. im beginning to get pissed off, i dont want to
spend the rest of my life with some infected ear.

sorry just needed to vent that


 

offline thujone from Sars Armscar! (United States) on 2003-10-13 01:27 [#00900275]
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3 words: black market antibiotics


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-13 01:36 [#00900280]
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three words: vincent van gogh


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-10-13 01:37 [#00900283]
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perforated huh. i had that once. you probably know to keep
it totally dry etc..



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-13 02:23 [#00900306]
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keeping it dry sucks big time :(

just got back from my appointment (5th)

'uh.. yeah.. prolly the wrong kind of antibiotics for

here is some new type try that'

antibiotics always make me shit myself empty for some
reason.. diarrhea sucks too


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-13 02:33 [#00900311]
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whoah.....fuck shitting yourself empty...bleurgh!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-13 02:38 [#00900318]
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yeah my butt system doesnt respond well to antibiotics

besides killing the infection it also kills the flora in my
.. colon. if thats the word for it.


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-13 02:49 [#00900325]
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the cucumber in your ass went rotten?

j/k mate :D


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-10-13 02:52 [#00900327]
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dude, that sucks, whiune and bitch and the doctor will try
out something new just to get you to shut up


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-10-13 02:54 [#00900329]
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sounds like your eardrum might be urinating on your pillow
in your sleep


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-13 02:56 [#00900330]
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yeah thats what i tought but the doctor just laughed at me
:P

refund: hell prolly remove my eardrum

'see? no more eardum, no more ringing and infections'


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-10-13 03:00 [#00900333]
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he'll probably tape your mouth up "try complaining now,
bitch"

hehe sorry

i dunno, ears are weird things, they fuck up so easily,
probably just crazy amounts of wax dur to pressure change or
sumn


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-10-13 03:01 [#00900335]
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I like the urination theory


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-10-13 03:13 [#00900347]
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Im your doctor and heres your bill...
he's a doctor and heres your bill...

he likes to steal so heres your bill!


 

offline nacmat on 2003-10-13 03:15 [#00900349]
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my father is a doctor
my mother is a doctor

they are not wankers..... I think


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-10-13 03:16 [#00900351]
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yeh my father is a doctor (general practioner)
he's a good doctor, but yeah, probably a bit of a wanker.
hehe


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-10-13 03:23 [#00900358]
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sorry :)

it just pisses me off that its been there for about 3 months
now...


 

offline AK47 on 2003-10-13 04:31 [#00900389]
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Its probably time to seek another opinion, some doctors can
be condesending, if its really bothering you, make a trip to
your emergency room of the hospital as I have done in the
past and got results or you could ask the doctor to refer
you to a specialist as 3 months is a long time and 5 visits
is not right.


 


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