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what did the deaf, dumb and blind boy get for christmas?
 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 17:46 [#00898804]
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cancer


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-10-11 17:54 [#00898819]
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you'll have to go through the machinations of that jape for
me, telica - I don't get it.


 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 17:56 [#00898823]
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erm it's pretty self-explanatory :-p


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-10-11 17:58 [#00898826]
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but why is 'cancer' the punchline??


 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 18:00 [#00898829]
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surely i can't be the only one to find this funny?

the first time i heard i laughed so hard i could hardly
breathe.


 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 18:00 [#00898831]
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surely i can't be the only one to find this funny?

the first time i heard i laughed so hard i could hardly
breathe.


 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 18:01 [#00898833]
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oops


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-10-11 18:01 [#00898834]
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I just don't get the mechanics of the joke - is it because
they're already so unlucky, that this extra piece of bad
luck is irony? please explain it to me!


 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 18:03 [#00898838]
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yeah, just that you think it couldn't get any worse for the
poor little boy and then.....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-10-11 18:03 [#00898840]
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the irony would be if he'd get a video game or something


 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 18:04 [#00898841]
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i still can't believe that i'm the only person here that
find it amusing. i bet anus p would. maybe i'll bump it next
time he's online.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-10-11 18:07 [#00898846]
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His sister is deaf and blind, so I don't think he'd find it
too funny :S


 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 18:08 [#00898849]
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i'm assuming you're joking.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-10-11 18:09 [#00898850]
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worst joke ever if indeed a joke


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-11 18:17 [#00898871]
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best least humourous joke ever told,


 

offline Jaysuz Jones from Wasaga Beach (Canada) on 2003-10-11 18:18 [#00898873]
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EVER.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-11 18:19 [#00898877]
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Wouldn't it be nicer if he got his eyesight, hearing and
voice for Christmas?


 

offline telica from london/york on 2003-10-11 18:19 [#00898879]
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that would be far too easy and far less funny.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-10-11 18:20 [#00898881]
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but nicer and more heart-warming.

I would have gone "ahhh how nice" if that had been the
punchline.

See end of "Scrooged" for details.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-11 18:24 [#00898883]
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Did anyone else ever see that Christmas cartoon about the
mean old giant who helps the little boy and it turns out the
little boy is Jesus and when the giant is elderly the little
Jesus boy comes and takes him to heaven?

If that tale was in the bible I might consider pretending to
be a Christian.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-10-11 18:38 [#00898902]
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what do you call a man with no legs and no arms?

bob


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-10-11 18:53 [#00898913]
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YOU'RE MEAN

:: runs off crying ::


 

offline Skeptopotamus from Home (United Kingdom) on 2003-10-11 18:55 [#00898915]
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It's lost in the delivery.


 


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