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As a part of my resarch I need to find a list of Expensive but utterly useful gifts people give and receive. So can you lot please dust off the memory logs and tell me what are the most expensive but useless gifts, if any, you have received. I need to keep it realistic so please real answers with real items appreciated. |
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Gold - plated dildos ! |
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Sorry... ...about the typo ! gold - plated dildoes ! |
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Wow thank you guys that was like so... not helpful. |
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"conspicuous consumption" is the economic term used for this type of thing. I bet you can find stuff in google with that search. |
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cool idea Dubya Em Dubya. Can alway count on your insight. :) |
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Those are pretty fucking useless. |
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ah but they are soo pretty. |
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but that gives me an idea..most useless of all useless gifts..Franklin Mint Special Edition Comemorative Plates um..commemorating Elvis's last bowel movement or something... thanks fleetmouse :) |
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but can you eat on them? |
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hows about this then - a webpage with the title: "Stop Wasting Your Time & Money On Useless & Expensive Ways to Get Traffic!" so I bet if you do the opposite, it should waste your time and money on useless and expensive ways. the fun thing though is to actually try to read what the man proposes - English has never quite recovered. |
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Huff fuuf flnuff That's me talking through a foot in mouth. I went to franklin mint sight all set to laugh and stupid sods throwing money away on useless garbage to lo and behold find this beauty on front page. BROM on Franklin Mint? The world doesn't make sense no more. |
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man that prose gave me a headrush. |
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A dead prostitute my friend hired me last Christmas. Her pimp was charging £5000 and all I wanted a blowjob |
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so, did he give you a blowjob in the end? |
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No :( I had to ram a vacuum attachment through the back of her skull into the sinus cavity and settle for that instead. |
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Don't knock Dead Prostitutes yo...they are ripe with um..possibilities. |
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Not if you want a blowjob they aren't :( I recon they are decent for other 'fun' though, expecially when they start decmposing...they go squishy in the funniest of places. :D |
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Brom is awesome, i have one of his books, though none of his franklin mint miniatures. i like the better. |
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We are talking about dead prostitutes now... |
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um... buttons, broaches... you know... em things. |
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times change so fast nowadays |
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Nick nacks. |
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I know...it is almost possible to keep up. Tonight I was talking to my girlfriend for five minutes only to realise that she was now a 63 year old woman with fake teeth and a different name. |
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were her fake teeth removable? (you must always look for the bright side, or silver lining, or what have you) |
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Yes and she had lovely soft gums as I kissed her deeply and possionlessly. |
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OMG Mistress of Death is Incredible... see we can still talk about gifts and Dead Prosies..with Mistress of Death...heh..heh |
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Wow that was actually a pretty good tie in... |
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:B another tie-in |
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I have slayed a few girls with my weapon in my time I can tell you sonny jim. |
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cash paper money has no intrinsic value, that is. |
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Freud just went boink in his casket. |
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:D He must want some dead prossy action himself. |
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I figure he would be the mackin pimp daddy of his lot... perverted old bastard that he was. |
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