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offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-09-14 21:59 [#00863113]
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el·e·va·tor ( P ) Pronunciation Key (l-vtr)
n.

A platform or an enclosure raised and lowered in a vertical
shaft to transport people or freight.
The enclosure or platform with its operating equipment,
motor, cables, and accessories.

Why didnt they ever consider naming it a decreaseor? Perhaps
we have nowhere to go but up?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-14 22:33 [#00863164]
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it takes energy to haul things up, not down, so the work it
is performing is more in the 'up' direction.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-14 22:41 [#00863177]
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i could tell from the title that this thread would kickass!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-14 22:44 [#00863184]
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Praises for your new avatar Zeus. Excellente


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-09-14 22:47 [#00863194]
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I think the whole point of the elevator was to go up... it
was a way of getting up to higher floors in a building...
and then obviously it would also take us down, but the main
objective was getting up I would say...


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-14 22:48 [#00863197]
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yeah... im tired of arguments with people

the avatar just sums up what I have to say, and Ill leave it
at that :-D


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-09-14 22:50 [#00863203]
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yeah, well FUCK YOU!!!!!

:P
*pulls Zeus into a manly embrace*


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-09-14 22:50 [#00863205]
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hmmm, maybe stuff like that is why I can't get a
girlfriend!!


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-14 22:51 [#00863207]
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yes


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-14 22:51 [#00863208]
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and things like my avatar, why I cant get one either! :-P


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-14 22:55 [#00863214]
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i like both your avatars
funk masters's a bit scary though


 

offline Zombiekev from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-09-14 23:05 [#00863234]
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i don't like elevators


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-14 23:07 [#00863238]
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why, it's called a decentor!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-14 23:13 [#00863245]
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because in traditionally designed elevators they only use
energy to raise them... then *bam* they let gravity do the
lowering. fast, efficient and seldom deadly. or always
deadly.. the specs are blurry at that part.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-14 23:20 [#00863259]
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i've always wondered, if you were in an elevator and the
pulley/line broke, would you still die if you leaped at the
last possible second before the car hit the ground?


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-14 23:22 [#00863262]
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of course not
just dont try to catch the elevator afterwards


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-14 23:26 [#00863265]
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If you could jump with a force powerful enough to cancel out
all but the last
(well how far can you fall without being seriously hurt?)
30 feet of the fall, then, yeah.
So if you fall 100 feet in the elevator, you better be able
to jump 70 feet to counteract the velocity.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-14 23:26 [#00863266]
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still might have some broken bones :D


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-14 23:31 [#00863273]
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actually i think, because of the speed, you're as fucked
outside the elavator as inside


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-14 23:33 [#00863277]
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hey, i'm afraid someone might actually gonna try it


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-14 23:35 [#00863278]
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too bad you'll hit the ceiling of the elevator before you
are able to jump 70 feet with your bionic legs. Falling 30
feet would still suck, just ask cabbog.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-14 23:39 [#00863285]
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yeah.. i guess if you think about it, no matter how much
you'd jump, you'd still overall be falling..


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-09-14 23:46 [#00863289]
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unless you're hitting the ceiling that much with your head
that it slows down to a normal elevator speed. and near
you're stop make it do that, that's comfortable


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-14 23:51 [#00863294]
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Okay, point is:
It's just a transfer of kinetic energy/potential energy.
Lets just say you are on a platform with no roof that has
fallen 100 feet, and at the last second, you jump with a
force powerful enough to propel you 101 feet in the air.
That force is exactly equal to cancel out your fall and make
you hop 1 foot off the platform and plop safely on the
ground.

However, the forces are still the same, so your legs would
snap if you tried to jump 100 feet in the air anyways, it
would be exactly the same as hitting the ground after
falling 100 feet. So, unless you are a robot or a really
small insect, the answer is: NO.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-14 23:56 [#00863297]
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well that works out perfectly then..
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 00:06 [#00863301]
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hmm... since the elevator has a ceiling maybe a really small
insect would have trouble too since the ceiling would pull
it down and remove it's advantage of air resistance... well
since gravity accelerates gradually, the insect would be
slowly raised until it rested on the ceiling... then
eventually it would lapse into a coma from too many g's
perhaps.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-09-15 00:14 [#00863305]
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nuthin' but an insect g thang


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-15 00:16 [#00863307]
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Well, insects have an advantage because of the effect scale
has on size/mass ratio. Say there's a person 2 meters tall,
and another person 2 centimeters tall, or 1/100th of the big
person. The smaller person however will have 1/1000th the
volume and mass (they are also diminished in all other
dimensions, not just height).
Now muscular strength is a function of the cross sectional
area of the muscle, regardless of how long it is for the
most part. So their strength would be diminished 100 fold
as well BUT this gives a advantage as they are 1000th the
size, basically, they are 10 times stronger for their size.
Something like that.


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2003-09-15 00:21 [#00863308]
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it is called MAss/Energy Relation. M / E =
V.
--------------------------
Mass / Energy = Speed


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2003-09-15 00:25 [#00863309]
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it's about what amount of energy yu'll need to displace yer
arm's muscular mass in the space, for example. and ... danm,
i forgot Inertia.

It's more like M/E*I=V


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-15 00:37 [#00863314]
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Velocity is just Distance/Time

Acceleration is Force*Mass


 

offline kalaim badkaama from Apt 512 in Gilmour Orbiter (Re on 2003-09-15 00:39 [#00863315]
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V is for vitesse the french word for speed. not velocity old
reflexes. anyway something is missing. it seems to me tha t
i forgot something.



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-15 00:46 [#00863316]
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I'm getting confused:

say there's a 5x5x5 foot cube and a 3x3x3 foot cube... each
individual cube weighs one pound

5x5x5:
volume= 125 cubic feet
mass= 125 pounds
surface area: 150 square feet

3x3x3:
volume= 27 cubic feet
mass= 27 pounds
surface area: 54 square feet

So they have the same ratio of volume and mass...

but the ratio of surface area increases exponentially
with increased volume. I guess...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-15 00:53 [#00863323]
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oops, yeah, i meant surface area/mass ratio. It's because
muscular strength is determined by cross sectional surface
area of the muscle.



 

offline wakisan from The L-Mont (United States) on 2003-09-15 01:02 [#00863338]
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It was so funny. The other day I went to the barber shop to
get my haircut, and he did a bang up job. But I guess I
forgot to tip him, and I hadn’t realized it at the time.
Well, a while later I went home to my parents house for
Ramadan, but when I got there, I couldn’t find them. I
looked all over the house. I went down to the basement, and
my parents were lying on the floor, in a pool of their own
blood, with their faces mutilated and their organs ripped
out. I looked up and the barber was standing there with a
big bloody knife, and he said, “I guess you should have
tipped me.” I dont know, I guess you had to be there.


 

offline Job a boj from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-09-15 18:55 [#00864442]
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Hmm this turned out to be an interesting thread. I must
write down my distorted thoughts here more often. Sux tho, I
do remember I had something else, very interesting but I
ended up forgetting what it was after i typed that elevator
bit, Damn. Mb it'll come back to me.


 


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