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"It's all an open center Opens up and lets the wind lift him away It doesn't have to feel water It's just a place that feels right with him Kinda like the way you're breathing Kinda like the way you keep looking away Would you like to glide on, Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick There's a shyness found in reason Apprehensive influence swallow away You seem to feel abysmal, take it Then you're careful grace for sure Kinda like the way you're breathing Kinda like the way you keep looking away Would you like to glide on, Climb on my six inches at a time on Maynard's dick Took you out in the back of the toolshed Put it right on top of your forehead Took you out in the back of the toolshed Now you know what you're fuckin with: Maynard's dick" That's a nice hidden song. I need to get a song about my penis, do you have one? |
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Detachable Penis King Missile I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and at breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place,where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. |
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haha, yeah, i've heard that song but i never knew who it was by. king missile you say it is? |
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dude you dont own that cd, or even seen the video, back in the good ole days when mtv played videos ? how old are you son ? see granpa here is almost 29 and this song, with a luck guess is 1992 looks and checks, so not to respond again, for the xtra 1 point http://www.musical-genre.com/king_missile.htm 1993 !!! what a fucking guess for smoyer ! my work is done here |
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hmm, last i remember mtv was playing nirvana a lot, oh, and that kurt cobain guy killed himself. so that was like 1993 i think? i must have missed it, i was only 8-9 years old. |
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i thought nada surf did that song but maybe they covered it |
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from Monty Python's "Meaning of Life": Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis. Isn't it simply grand to have a dong. It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick... So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake. Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the dock, And you won't a-come a-back. |
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popular, what a great song, so cheesy FCUK THE HATORZ ! |
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are you an advertising agent for FCUK perfume? |
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thats the "in" thing to do this season FCUK *and i kinda stole it from nigel |
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don't say penis in this house! BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS, MOM |
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shit, what's that from, roy? |
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I thought you stole it from me... |
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H A HA !! IM USING THE INTERNET! |
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