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Q: Why should a woman not marry a washing machine repair man? A: When he returns home from work his clothes will smell of washing machines. |
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I wouldn't call that a joke. I'd call that a brief reminder of why humour is not for everyone. |
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lol... |
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I will stop performing stand up comedy and return to my day job as a topless astronaut. |
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Smart move, teeth. |
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How are you doing Xammax? I am bored. |
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I'm alright, as it happens, I'm just about to go and experiment.. |
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A pig walks in to a K Mart ... And.. Sorry i got nothing.. |
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I'm disappointed in you Sido. |
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Experiment with what? Enjoy yourself and take care. Teeth |
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Experiment with music! To wizards teeth, thanks for everything, (DJ) Xammax |
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du yu know why dogz keep licking their dick all the time? Because they can. |
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a guy walks into a café, and plouf. (...yeah, it's not as good when translated.) |
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don't worry mister wizard i believe in you |
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Kinda of subtle and funny. Not an obvious roll around on the floor kinda joke though. |
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a guy walks into a pub, and bam! it was an iron pub. (em, wait..................) |
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No better. A guy walks into a pub and guess what? The stupid bastard knocks himself out. Lol. |
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- how many guys walking into a bar does it take to change a lightbulb? - bam! |
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*thinks of more lame and unfunny variations of the joke.....* |
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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It got killed. Ha ha ha. |
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I made that one before, but, well... A guy walks into a bar. |
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Ok come on someone has got to come up with a good joke. |
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Pick up lines Why don't you come sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning I love every bone in your body. Especially mine! Hey baby, are you wearing space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world! |
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ah, thanks. - why did the chicken walk into a bar? - to get knocked out. |
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Why would a walrus buy Tupperware? To get a tight seal. :/ |
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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? Well put it this way when it got to heaven it wished it could actually fly. He he he. |
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a bar walks into a man, and bam! it was iron man. |
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Why ? This is not a valid question. |
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A guy walks into a bar, and Bam! starts playing the bongo |
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Here is an oldie. Q: Why did the Hedgehog cross the road? A: To see his flatmate. |
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Here is one I made up. Q: Why did the Hedgehogs cross the road? A: To see which one had the most guts. |
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Q: Why did the Chicken cross the road? A: Because the others called him Chicken. |
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A blind man walks into a shop. He picks up his guide dog and swings it repeatedly over his head. Confused, the shop assistant asks if he can help. "No thanks", replies the man, "I'm just looking round" |
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a goth joke now. a vampire, oppressed by the wrath of sorrow and despair, slits his wrists and goes through the darkness of this valley of death and tears into the bar of eternal damnation. a horrible sound could be heared by the ears of the damned souls roaming forever on this dark world then: "bam!"..... it was a bloodstained iron bar, which hurt the vampire and made him feel the wrath of the evil god above all of us, and he prayed to satan for mercy, slitting his wrists once again. how cruel is this world of darkness and despair!!! |
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Wahhh, ca va loin.... a girl in a mall to the seller in a perfume shop: -I want a Deodorant for my man, something without gas. -a BALL stick? -No not the balls, for the armpit. GOT IT? got it? hu? got it? hu? got it? *BAM!* (sound of a iron Barman walking into me) |
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OK, here is my new and long-awaited joke. A man is. |
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I pooped on your face. That was my joke. |
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what's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot! |
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What's gay and sounds like "robiazero"? hmm... srobiazero?... I'm close. |
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What is black and white and looks like a panda ? A panda. |
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ah ha ha ha ha ha! |
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"ah ha ha ha ha ha!" ? Ooh, that's a good one ! |
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I was not laughing at your joke. I accidently spilled coffee in my lap and was like "ahhh ha ha ha- hot!" |
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ah ha ha ha ha ha! |
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You too, huh? ...My crotch hurts... |
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damn. thats pure gold. hahahahaha |
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SLIPKNOT SUCKS!! |
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whats brown and sounds like a bell? SLIPKNOT (dung) |
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a guy walks into a bar, and bam! .....it was closed. |
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Lol. Some great shit. |
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