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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-09-07 10:33 [#00853910]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker
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Develop your online persona and post it here.
marlowe was born in the frosty mountains of Antarctica to simple indiginous folks. he came from a tribe of enchanted antipodean esquemox, who alas lost him one night in a particularly ferocious snow-storm. And so, at the age of 3 months, he found himself abandoned.
As luck would have it, a band of penguins heard his little cries, and plucked him from the white tundra, rearing him for seven years, after which time he was discovered leaping off icebergs and catching fish with his mouth by a passing scientist.
The scientist took him back to his camp in Victoria Land, and there marlowe received a first-class education.
Now marlowe operates from his Iceberg base south-west of Antarctica, working dilligently at breeding his crack squadron of suicide penguins!
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-07 10:35 [#00853914]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker
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nigel is lonely and always will be
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-09-07 10:35 [#00853916]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00853914
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what about 'roygbivcore', your online persona??
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-07 10:36 [#00853918]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker
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Zeus is an AI designed to hang out on message boards, and irritate the fuck out of the inhabitants.
SPAM
*calculating mission objective: querying data result: 73.381 percent effective*
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:36 [#00853920]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker
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aphextriplet is a kickass pornstar with nothing but drugs and women in his life. He also puts the rolling stones to shame, and is a total musical genius. His only flaw is his lack of sanity and poor record sales
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-09-07 10:37 [#00853921]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular
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jeroen. person.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:37 [#00853922]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker
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anonis much like stacey , stupidly stupid.lives in a house...ainly in her room.all alone,and is totally socailly retarded.... which is why she's on a mb making up an online persona at the age of 16 and should be out being irrisponsible , getting drunk and getting laid :P
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-07 10:37 [#00853923]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker
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roygbivcore is inexplicably gay. because of his name. and lifestyle.
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:38 [#00853924]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker
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aphextriplet wants to help anon
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eric_hard_jams
on 2003-09-07 10:38 [#00853926]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict
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do we have to speak in the third person? cuz that is pretty lame
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eric_hard_jams
on 2003-09-07 10:39 [#00853931]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict
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i came, i saw, i logged on
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2003-09-07 10:41 [#00853933]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker | Followup to eric_hard_jams: #00853926
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yes you do - since it's a description of the online persona, and not of the self.
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WeaklingChild
from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:42 [#00853936]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker
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hi. i like to get depressed over my lack of creativity. i listen to others way too much.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:43 [#00853940]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to aphextriplet: #00853924
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be irrisponsible,get laid,or get drunk?
or out in therapy?
eric hard jams >yes!! don't spoil things :'(
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:44 [#00853944]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker
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aphex triplet can help anon get irresponsibly laid whilst drunk.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:45 [#00853945]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to anon: #00853940
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my last post is where that typo-changing-ability would come in handy.
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eric_hard_jams
on 2003-09-07 10:45 [#00853946]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict | Followup to marlowe: #00853933
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ok then: it came, it saw, it logged on
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:46 [#00853947]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to aphextriplet: #00853944
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Sounds good to me!
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-07 10:49 [#00853950]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker
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dude
shes 16
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:51 [#00853954]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker
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dude, aphextriplet is a dirty pornstar.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:52 [#00853957]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zeus: #00853950
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and legal.
If she bleeds , she's bleedin' old enough :P
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uzim
on 2003-09-07 10:52 [#00853958]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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i am an oyster.
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Clic
on 2003-09-07 10:53 [#00853962]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular
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Clic is like Lisa Frank.
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xigoo
from United Kingdom on 2003-09-07 10:54 [#00853963]
Points: 128 Status: Lurker
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i am the walrus
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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:54 [#00853964]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker
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Murray is kinda like Alex in real life. Alex knows Stacey (anon) and has slept with her. No he rummages through his music collection and listens to tunes and goes out with his friends and goes to college!
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:54 [#00853965]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00853958
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ohhh say you'll be a clam instead....please say you will!
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eric_hard_jams
on 2003-09-07 10:57 [#00853967]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict
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i am also a noisy bastard
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uzim
on 2003-09-07 10:57 [#00853968]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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(that's what i thought of saying first?! °_°)
ok, if you want, i am a clam.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:58 [#00853969]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00853968
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*does a lil dance .....then stops as she has no rythm*
YAY!
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:59 [#00853970]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker
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i am donkey kong, without the kong
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:01 [#00853974]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker
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Well i'm jesus's right hand yellow monkey
BEAT THAT WITH A STICK!!!!
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:04 [#00853977]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to Murray: #00853964
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Im so surprised no-onehas kicked up a fuss about u sleeping with me ,lol.we should do it again to get a reaction.
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:05 [#00853978]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker
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*feigns a reaction suitable to cater for anons needs*
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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:05 [#00853979]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker
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Vaginaaaaaas
Peniiissss
Butt sexxxx
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:06 [#00853980]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to aphextriplet: #00853978
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ahhh thank you :D
murray - hehehe i love south park!
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Murray
from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:07 [#00853981]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker
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Those sayings go down a treat in college
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-07 11:08 [#00853985]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker
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Fleetmouse lives in a lego house with an elf.
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anon
from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:13 [#00853991]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00853985
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ARRRGHHH what have you done with toms beautifull face???????
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-07 11:15 [#00853994]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker
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honk honk
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eXXailon
from purgatory on 2003-09-07 11:21 [#00853999]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker
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eXXailon is in fact not a person. It is a power, otherwise known as "The Catachresys". Comparable to Ki or Mana. This power is not within everybody, only within few in this universe.
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goDel
from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2003-09-07 11:30 [#00854006]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker
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goDel is two peolpe at the moment; two lesbians to be precise. and boy, do they have fun!!!
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uzim
on 2003-09-07 11:38 [#00854010]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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*makes bubbles*
° o .
O . . °
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lime jelly
on 2003-09-07 11:41 [#00854012]
Points: 103 Status: Addict
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lime jelly is a multiple account
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lime jelly
on 2003-09-07 11:42 [#00854013]
Points: 103 Status: Addict
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d'Oh
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eric_hard_jams
on 2003-09-07 11:43 [#00854016]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict
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eric_hard_jams is in league with satan
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uzim
on 2003-09-07 11:46 [#00854017]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker
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let's make bubbles with me!
° o . o O ° .
O° .
° o
it's fun.
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manifestevil
from Australia on 2003-09-07 11:56 [#00854022]
Points: 986 Status: Regular
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manifestevil is a demented dr who cuts not only bad farts with a devilish grin.
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-09-07 12:00 [#00854025]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker
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From the wind blasted desert plains of Tatooine, a child was born. Raised by a group of Tusken Raiders until the age of 6, Jedi Chris soon became aware of the ‘Force’ powers that he possessed.
A strong adherent to the tenets of the New Order even long after the Empire had collapsed, Jedi Chris' beliefs made him one of the most deadly fugitives in the galaxy. Chris became a member of the Emperor's Royal Guards when he graduated school, the elite red-robed sentinels that guarded the galaxy's ruler.
The best of his class at secret training grounds on Yinchorr, Chris was an expert at the echani fighting form and in wielding a force pike, a trait now seen in the way he masters a lightsaber. Jedi Chris' fanatical loyalty, though, was his greatest and most dangerous weapon apart from his lightsaber. Even after Palpatine was defeated at Endor, Chris and his fellow Royal Guardsmen remained true to the Imperial ideal. As Imperial moffs and admirals began greedily carving up the Empire to fuel their own ambitions, Chris attempted to uphold the codes of the New Order.
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-09-07 12:00 [#00854027]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker
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Years later Palpatine returned in the form of a clone imbued with dark side energies, and the Royal Guardsmen flocked to his side with renewed purpose. This return was not to last, as Palpatine finally succumbed to death on Onderon.
In an unthinkable display of treachery, it was a Royal Guardsman who was partially responsible for his demise. The treacherous Thadious Smoyer had betrayed his oaths and sabotaged Palpatine's clones. As the remaining Royal Guards gathered on Yinchorri to mourn the loss of their Emperor, Smoyer unleashed his stormtrooper forces. All but one Guardsman was murdered: Jedi Chris.
Bereft of purpose, Chris turned to vengeance. He was sickened by the self-styled Imperials who were but usurpers to the forgotten ideals of Palpatine. Chris targeted Smoyer, killing the traitor, but he became the enemy of the entire Imperial Interim Council.
To better operate in the fringes of the galaxy, Jedi Chris adopted the name c|-|r15, and posed as a bounty hunter. With this alias, he was better able to hide from the hunters pursuing him. Chris succeeded in killing would-be Emperor Xandel Carivus.
Chris' current whereabouts are not known.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-07 12:03 [#00854031]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker
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jesus what a nerd
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