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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-09-07 10:33 [#00853910]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker



Develop your online persona and post it here.

marlowe was born in the frosty mountains of Antarctica to
simple indiginous folks. he came from a tribe of enchanted
antipodean esquemox, who alas lost him one night in a
particularly ferocious snow-storm. And so, at the age of 3
months, he found himself abandoned.

As luck would have it, a band of penguins heard his little
cries, and plucked him from the white tundra, rearing him
for seven years, after which time he was discovered leaping
off icebergs and catching fish with his mouth by a passing
scientist.

The scientist took him back to his camp in Victoria Land,
and there marlowe received a first-class education.

Now marlowe operates from his Iceberg base south-west of
Antarctica, working dilligently at breeding his crack
squadron of suicide penguins!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-07 10:35 [#00853914]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



nigel is lonely and always will be


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-09-07 10:35 [#00853916]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00853914



what about 'roygbivcore', your online persona??


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-07 10:36 [#00853918]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



Zeus is an AI designed to hang out on message boards, and
irritate the fuck out of the inhabitants.

SPAM

*calculating mission objective: querying data result: 73.381
percent effective*


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:36 [#00853920]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



aphextriplet is a kickass pornstar with nothing but drugs
and women in his life. He also puts the rolling stones to
shame, and is a total musical genius. His only flaw is his
lack of sanity and poor record sales


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-09-07 10:37 [#00853921]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



jeroen. person.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:37 [#00853922]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



anonis much like stacey , stupidly stupid.lives in a
house...ainly in her room.all alone,and is totally socailly
retarded.... which is why she's on a mb making up an online
persona at the age of 16 and should be out being
irrisponsible , getting drunk and getting laid :P


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-07 10:37 [#00853923]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



roygbivcore is inexplicably gay. because of his name. and
lifestyle.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:38 [#00853924]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



aphextriplet wants to help anon


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-09-07 10:38 [#00853926]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict



do we have to speak in the third person? cuz that is pretty
lame


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-09-07 10:39 [#00853931]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict



i came, i saw, i logged on


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-09-07 10:41 [#00853933]
Points: 24589 Status: Lurker | Followup to eric_hard_jams: #00853926



yes you do - since it's a description of the online persona,
and not of the self.


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:42 [#00853936]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



hi. i like to get depressed over my lack of creativity.
i listen to others way too much.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:43 [#00853940]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to aphextriplet: #00853924



be irrisponsible,get laid,or get drunk?

or out in therapy?

eric hard jams >yes!! don't spoil things :'(


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:44 [#00853944]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



aphex triplet can help anon get irresponsibly laid whilst
drunk.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:45 [#00853945]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to anon: #00853940



my last post is where that typo-changing-ability would come
in handy.


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-09-07 10:45 [#00853946]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict | Followup to marlowe: #00853933



ok then: it came, it saw, it logged on


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:46 [#00853947]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to aphextriplet: #00853944



Sounds good to me!


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-09-07 10:49 [#00853950]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



dude

shes 16


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:51 [#00853954]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



dude, aphextriplet is a dirty pornstar.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:52 [#00853957]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zeus: #00853950



and legal.

If she bleeds , she's bleedin' old enough
:P


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-07 10:52 [#00853958]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



i am an oyster.


 

offline Clic on 2003-09-07 10:53 [#00853962]
Points: 5232 Status: Regular



Clic is like Lisa Frank.


 

offline xigoo from United Kingdom on 2003-09-07 10:54 [#00853963]
Points: 128 Status: Lurker



i am the walrus


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:54 [#00853964]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker



Murray is kinda like Alex in real life. Alex knows Stacey
(anon) and has slept with her. No he rummages through his
music collection and listens to tunes and goes out with his
friends and goes to college!


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:54 [#00853965]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00853958



ohhh say you'll be a clam instead....please say you will!


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-09-07 10:57 [#00853967]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict



i am also a noisy bastard


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-07 10:57 [#00853968]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



(that's what i thought of saying first?! °_°)

ok, if you want, i am a clam.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:58 [#00853969]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to uzim: #00853968



*does a lil dance .....then stops as she has no rythm*

YAY!


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 10:59 [#00853970]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



i am donkey kong, without the kong


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:01 [#00853974]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker



Well i'm jesus's right hand yellow monkey

BEAT THAT WITH A STICK!!!!


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:04 [#00853977]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to Murray: #00853964



Im so surprised no-onehas kicked up a fuss about u sleeping
with me ,lol.we should do it again to get a reaction.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:05 [#00853978]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



*feigns a reaction suitable to cater for anons needs*


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:05 [#00853979]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker



Vaginaaaaaas

Peniiissss

Butt sexxxx


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:06 [#00853980]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to aphextriplet: #00853978



ahhh thank you :D

murray - hehehe i love south park!


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:07 [#00853981]
Points: 4891 Status: Lurker



Those sayings go down a treat in college


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-07 11:08 [#00853985]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



Fleetmouse lives in a lego house with an elf.


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-09-07 11:13 [#00853991]
Points: 1828 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00853985



ARRRGHHH what have you done with toms beautifull face???????


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-07 11:15 [#00853994]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



honk honk


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-09-07 11:21 [#00853999]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



eXXailon is in fact not a person. It is a power, otherwise
known as "The Catachresys". Comparable to Ki or Mana. This
power is not within everybody, only within few in this
universe.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2003-09-07 11:30 [#00854006]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



goDel is two peolpe at the moment; two lesbians to be
precise. and boy, do they have fun!!!


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-07 11:38 [#00854010]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



*makes bubbles*

° o .

O . . °

°


 

offline lime jelly on 2003-09-07 11:41 [#00854012]
Points: 103 Status: Addict



lime jelly is a multiple account


 

offline lime jelly on 2003-09-07 11:42 [#00854013]
Points: 103 Status: Addict



d'Oh


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2003-09-07 11:43 [#00854016]
Points: 1986 Status: Addict



eric_hard_jams is in league with satan


 

offline uzim on 2003-09-07 11:46 [#00854017]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



let's make bubbles with me!

° o .
o O ° .

O°
.

°
o

it's fun.


 

offline manifestevil from Australia on 2003-09-07 11:56 [#00854022]
Points: 986 Status: Regular



manifestevil is a demented dr who cuts not only bad farts
with a devilish grin.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-09-07 12:00 [#00854025]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



From the wind blasted desert plains of Tatooine, a child was
born. Raised by a group of Tusken Raiders until the age of
6, Jedi Chris soon became aware of the ‘Force’ powers
that he possessed.
A strong adherent to the tenets of the New Order even long
after the Empire had collapsed, Jedi Chris' beliefs made him
one of the most deadly fugitives in the galaxy. Chris became
a member of the Emperor's Royal Guards when he graduated
school, the elite red-robed sentinels that guarded the
galaxy's ruler.

The best of his class at secret training grounds on
Yinchorr, Chris was an expert at the echani fighting form
and in wielding a force pike, a trait now seen in the way he
masters a lightsaber. Jedi Chris' fanatical loyalty, though,
was his greatest and most dangerous weapon apart from his
lightsaber. Even after Palpatine was defeated at Endor,
Chris and his fellow Royal Guardsmen remained true to the
Imperial ideal. As Imperial moffs and admirals began
greedily carving up the Empire to fuel their own ambitions,
Chris attempted to uphold the codes of the New Order.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-09-07 12:00 [#00854027]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



Years later Palpatine returned in the form of a clone imbued
with dark side energies, and the Royal Guardsmen flocked to
his side with renewed purpose. This return was not to last,
as Palpatine finally succumbed to death on Onderon.
In an unthinkable display of treachery, it was a Royal
Guardsman who was partially responsible for his demise. The
treacherous Thadious Smoyer had betrayed his oaths and
sabotaged Palpatine's clones. As the remaining Royal Guards
gathered on Yinchorri to mourn the loss of their Emperor,
Smoyer unleashed his stormtrooper forces. All but one
Guardsman was murdered: Jedi Chris.
Bereft of purpose, Chris turned to vengeance. He was
sickened by the self-styled Imperials who were but usurpers
to the forgotten ideals of Palpatine. Chris targeted Smoyer,
killing the traitor, but he became the enemy of the entire
Imperial Interim Council.

To better operate in the fringes of the galaxy, Jedi Chris
adopted the name c|-|r15, and posed as a bounty hunter. With
this alias, he was better able to hide from the hunters
pursuing him. Chris succeeded in killing would-be Emperor
Xandel Carivus.

Chris' current whereabouts are not known.



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-07 12:03 [#00854031]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



jesus what a nerd


 


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