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offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 17:51 [#00850430]
Points: 447 Status: Regular



your tasteful taste in avatars has inspired me. now let's
make an exclusive uber-clique for Trek avatars!

well, not really. I doubt many people are fans of the 60's
show like I am.

anyway, there it is.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-04 18:02 [#00850433]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I loved the move Kirk did where he'd punch someone in the
gut then when they doubled over he'd whack them with his
elbow

uh dude that is your funny bone ouch


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 18:12 [#00850444]
Points: 447 Status: Regular



i always liked the episode where they lock Spock and Bones
up in a jail cell, but before they kill all three, they
figure they'll let Kirk have "one last dignity as a man" by
putting him in a room with wine and a hot chick...of course
knowing Kirk, he fucks her and breaks out, and as he rescues
McCoy and Spock, they ask him "captain, are you allright?"
to which Kirk replies, "they threw me a few curves..."

so fucking slick.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-04 18:34 [#00850455]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to Spaced: #00850444



I like the one where they go to a planet where the people
can control them with their minds, and they make Spock and
Kirk fight in loin cloths.
<------Bilbooooo, Biiilbo Baggins, bravest lit-tle hob-bit
of them aaaall.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 18:38 [#00850456]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



oooh!


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 18:45 [#00850460]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



ooooooooh!!


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offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 18:48 [#00850461]
Points: 447 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #00850460



ooh?

ew.


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 18:49 [#00850462]
Points: 447 Status: Regular | Followup to mappatazee: #00850455



i like the one where they're Nazis!


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-04 18:50 [#00850465]
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oh je-SUS

thanks for ruining my thread...


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 18:54 [#00850468]
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pff. just because your nick is in the thread, suddenly its
YOUR thread..



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offline optimus prime on 2003-09-04 18:58 [#00850470]
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YES!


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 19:06 [#00850476]
Points: 447 Status: Regular



she totally wants in Picard's pants.


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 19:07 [#00850478]
Points: 447 Status: Regular



heh, and I just hit 300. i'm so proud.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 19:13 [#00850481]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Spaced: #00850476



HA HA HA HA HA!!!


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offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 19:26 [#00850502]
Points: 447 Status: Regular



i bet she does that when she's ...

ew, no. it's painful just to think about.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 19:27 [#00850506]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Spaced: #00850502



"mm..live looooongand PRRROOOOSPERRR!!!!!"

..

"make it so."


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-04 19:27 [#00850507]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to qrter: #00850481



who is that lady?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-04 19:29 [#00850510]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker



i mean... i think it might be a lady?
guess the gender: win a prize!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 19:31 [#00850513]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to mappatazee: #00850507



"Her mission was simple: to weigh the evidence in the
first Whitewater trial, a conspiracy and loan fraud case
against developer James McDougal, his former wife, Susan,
and Arkansas Gov. Jim Guy Tucker. As one of the six
alternate jurors, Barbara Adams stood out. She appeared in
court each day wearing a "Star Trek" uniform--complete with
a tricorder and a phaser. But last week, the 31-year-old
print-shop supervisor ignored the judge's prime directive:
Avoid the media. After talking to reporters about her
attire--which she said promoted the TV show's values of
inclusion, tolerance and peace--she was transported from the
jury box to some other corner of the galaxy."


from --> here


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 19:32 [#00850515]
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I actually hadn't read that when posting the image.

incredible.


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 19:33 [#00850516]
Points: 447 Status: Regular



she's a reject from the Borg extras. they wouldn't
assimilate her because she was such a kiss-ass.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 19:34 [#00850519]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Spaced: #00850516



"Ugh. Negative."


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-04 19:46 [#00850530]
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funny


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 19:49 [#00850536]
Points: 447 Status: Regular



i wonder if AFX likes Star Trek... ?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 19:54 [#00850540]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to Spaced: #00850536



The Captain Kirks!!!!!

WATCH THE GIRTH!! WATCH THE GIRTH!! SHE'S GONNA
BLOW!!



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offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-09-04 19:58 [#00850545]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



OMG, MY EYES, MINE EYES!!!

someone close this thread or kill me first........!


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 19:58 [#00850546]
Points: 447 Status: Regular | Followup to qrter: #00850540



damn.

that guy doesn't know whats coming to him.


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 19:59 [#00850548]
Points: 447 Status: Regular | Followup to BlatantEcho: #00850545



*kills you*


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-09-04 20:02 [#00850553]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



SET PHASERS TO KILL...!!!!


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offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 20:05 [#00850557]
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i hope in the name of Nimoy that that is not you.

and if it is, by some unfortunate accident, how did you
become so disfigured?


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-09-04 21:24 [#00850709]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



i'm bumping this because i find it's hilarity to be
welcomed.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-04 21:28 [#00850715]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



Man I'm getting such a boner for some classic Trek.

Redjack! Redjack! Redjack!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-04 21:30 [#00850718]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



Do you know that to this day there is one classic Trek
episode I've never seen? The one with Khan. I'm saving it
for when I have cancer.

OTOH I have seen the one where the aliens transport them to
a cheap Western set something like ten or twenty times.
shudder


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-09-04 21:30 [#00850719]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker | Followup to fleetmouse: #00850715



is that a phaser in your pocket, or are you just happy to
see us, cap'n?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-09-04 21:33 [#00850724]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



dear god make this thread die.

what an embarrassment to xltronic!

THINK OF PHOBIAZERO!!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-09-04 21:36 [#00850729]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker | Followup to Oddioblender: #00850719



it's part of my shock and awe campaign


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-09-04 21:37 [#00850731]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker | Followup to BlatantEcho: #00850724



oh c'mon there have been FAR FAR worse threads. why, back in
the aphextwin V4 days, i remember seeing a post by a man
named Mother's Home-Made Fucking Jam about how he found
fecal porn arousing. yes, it existed. so before you
complain, think of THAT. :D


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-09-04 22:11 [#00850772]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



i thought that lady was in the OJ trial

i used to dig star trek

i almost bought this really awesome star trek shirt because
it had spock on it, and he had a turn table, and he was
using his communicator like headphones

it was so well done too


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-09-04 22:20 [#00850783]
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It was kind of tounge in cheek, Star Trek dump..........


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-09-04 22:53 [#00850820]
Points: 14294 Status: Lurker | Followup to roygbivcore: #00850772



that's the coolest shirt i've ever heard of.


 

offline Spaced from Mars (United States) on 2003-09-04 23:23 [#00850851]
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indeed


 


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