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I really need to talk about this. I really do :(. Last saturday night I was cycling home, when suddenly a bright light in the sky appeared. It came closer and how hard I cycled, it flew above me at last. I got beamed up, with bicycle and all. They strapped me on a table and then they made me watch them perform horrible experiments on my bicycle. I cant sleep anymore. And I have 40 small holes in my tires. The saddle... I think there's a small metal chip under the leather... Please help... |
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now that IS a scenario :( |
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what color is your bike? |
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I recommend you see a man named Klasky Omutech - he legally changed his name to avoid capture by the government. He knows all of the alien conspiracy and has studied their technology and may know how to disable it. You can find him by searching on Google for "Omutech Industries" and then clicking on the link that reads "Firestone tire technology" - it's a front they use so outsiders can't find them, or stumble across them and foolhardishly release their info to the wrong individuals. Godspeed, sir, and fight the power! Either that, or lay off the acid. |
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the real question is what kind of seat does your bike have? if it's one of those bannana ones, then that's pretty awesome. |
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They surely were out to obtain more info about my bicycle's leightweight carbon frame. *shivers* |
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a similar thing happened to me... but it was me they did horrible things to, and the bike had to watch. Poor thing, he won't go straight anymore... |
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haha that cracked me up |
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is it pulling in the left or in the right? |
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You been watching those X-Files re-runs a bit too much? :P |
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I dont think this is the right thread to be joking about the topic :(. The biCycle is quite okay right no. But I still see that part when they yanked out the chain over and over again... HELP MEEEEEEEEEE! |
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i have sympothy for you i lost a big wheel that way it never sat quite right again *runs into corner sobbing |
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And i thought i'm the only crazy person here... phew |
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I'm normal |
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You wish |
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hahahahaha |
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I have an alien that lives up my ass he did go missing the other night so perhaps it was him getting up to no good again >=o/ |
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a friend of mine has a weird pervert bicycle - the saddle rises by itself sometimes when he sits on it, maybe trying to abuse him...... |
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Things are getting worse. I am being followed around by guys in black suits. They wear black hats and they drive a black van with a grey bicycle on the side. I dont trust this... I'm scared! |
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Ahh the men in black. I have heard all about these guys and their fascination with ball point pens. Just throw a few packages of cheap Bics at em and maybe they'll go away :). |
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they are just extraterrestrial bicycle anti-repairmen .. pay them no mind.. they just feed off the destruction of two-wheel transportation,.. just popping the tires or scraping the paint gives them a huge rush of power and authority. they especially love children’s bikes with the colorful cartoons paintjobs and whatnot, as the more bright the paint the more potent it is for fuel for the mothership, and "food" for the almighty sprocket demigod creature, who's also got a special partiality for ten-speeds.. but now i've said too much.. |
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YES! That describes them EXACTLY! I'll get some bics then |
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I am in no way experienced, but my great grandmother learned many a wise things while she lived in Russia. Amongst other things, she learned that young men could avoid extra terrestrial influence in their lives if they dipped their schlong in honey and slept like that for nine days in a row. |
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already tried that |
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Yeah, do that. Get some pictures. |
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really.. i heard corn syrup.. |
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to the left... |
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still that bike story ? -_- |
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:D! Cool story. |
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