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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-30 18:32 [#00801358]
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I went to see the hulk last night. I'm not proud but my
chick wanted to see it so i had to go. The place was half
empty and there were several little kids who were watching
it with their parents who didn't know what the fuck was
going on. By the time the hulk had actually appeared ( which
was quite cool by the way ) the kids were fucking screaming
their eyes out saying they wanted to go home because they
were bored. What the fuck is it with this 12 A certificate?
Does it just mean that parents can take their spoiled
fucking unloved brats to films just to ruin it for others?
One of the good things about it was that because it was half
empty we were able to go up the back and my chick gave me
this delightful handjob which climaxed just as old hulky boy
was getting battered in to the tanks. Enhanced my viewing no
end.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-30 18:33 [#00801359]
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hehe... I've actually seen the movie myself. I didn't get
the ending.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-30 18:34 [#00801360]
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But I feel asleep for a while during the movie.
This was not because of the movie, as one might think, but I
was real tired.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-30 19:09 [#00801407]
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the handjob climaxed?

I'd like to quote Evil Popicon Marilyn Manson ('30s Germany
is so you, sir!) at this point:

"you're a dirty, dirty rockstar!"


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-07-30 19:11 [#00801411]
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I thought the computer generated Hulk sucked. I mean, I
understand the technical aspect of animating all the muscles
and everything is pretty impressive, but it still looked
lame and not convincing. Totally unlike Lou Ferrigno, who
wasn't lame at all.


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offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-30 19:13 [#00801412]
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you sure about that?


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-07-30 19:14 [#00801414]
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Yeah, and Lou Ferrigno actually earned the adjective
Incredible, which this CG lamer obviously didn't.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-30 19:14 [#00801415]
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Lou had a cameo in the film. he played a security guard who
was walking along talking to stan lee. which, if you were a
comics geek, i'm sure would have been quite arousing.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-30 19:24 [#00801425]
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did anybody who watched the movie get the ending?


 

offline Peter File from the future!!! Ooooh chase me! on 2003-07-30 19:25 [#00801427]
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Kevin Spacey was the hulk all along.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-30 19:26 [#00801429]
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yes. It was rather obvious, i thought.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-30 19:29 [#00801435]
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[giving the ending away in this post...
well, as I percieved (correct word?) it asleast]

Didn't the Hulk loose his powers?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-07-30 19:34 [#00801448]
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no. he gave some of them away and his father absorbed them.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-07-30 19:36 [#00801452]
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I thought he gave it all away?
but it was around that part that I fell asleep,
well for the 3rd time.


 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2003-07-30 19:59 [#00801466]
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this movie is fucking retarded and should have been another
straight to DVD IMO.

just like anything Marvel tries to put out... i will never
see.

;0


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2003-07-30 20:02 [#00801470]
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somethingawful article about little kids in theatres


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-07-30 20:50 [#00801492]
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This movie was just to long and drawn out. When i went to
see it i was sitting in front of a row of children. They
kicked my seat for about half an hour untill i turned around
to scream at some little girl who was behind me. it was all
shitty. And the ending was pretty stupid.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-31 02:31 [#00801709]
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I might go and see it this weekend. But I agree about the
12A thing, I FUCKING HATE KIDS


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-07-31 02:37 [#00801717]
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Lou Ferrigno rules!


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-07-31 02:48 [#00801719]
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i thought the hulk looked pretty good, it was cool that he
actually had facial expression. i liked bruce and that chick
too, they really looked like comic pictures with these
frozen facial features.
best bit: when chick is flown in, does nothing but being
beautiful and the hulk looks down like an ashamed little
boy: touching. nick nolte sucked ass of course: what a great
actor.
the ending reminded me of the ending of akira: big and
bullshit


 


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