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Never use toothpaste as a lube while masterbating as I did. If your curious as to why,try it... |
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Feel free to share your words of wisdom people.. |
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WHY THE FUCK |
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Be sure to keep your life in a nice balance. It's vital. |
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humm Gaz... why did you even think it would worrk? my toothpaste has fine bits of grrit in it i would neverr even think about using it. |
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exhore did it with head and shoulders, and he said it burned. |
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All minty fresh for your girl...nice!!! |
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never use a handful of broken glass either. |
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soap can cause urrine infections. |
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I read the tingle would highten my orgasm. It just hightened my pain threshold... Also bleach is not fun.Neither is paint thinner. |
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Learn to breath properly. Don't underestimate the power of a proper breathing. |
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talk sexy to yourrself, but i'm surre you alrready do that. |
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note to self: Don't create dumb topics. |
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note to self:never note to self in public. |
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dont get vick in your eye japs or brown |
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Never tried it. I did masturbate in the workplace toilet the other week...that was risky. |
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bump this thread as quickly as possible |
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haha toothpaste, anything that gets in my eye and stings is going nowhere near my prize marrow |
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you got toothpaste in your eye? what the fuck were you trying to do? |
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it got flicked up by the bristles while i was brushing my teeth, it fucking stung like a mo fo |
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so ofen the case. i've had to face the agony of some flicked up toothpaste myself. |
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Ever since that Niggals topic I feel funny washing my dick. Not funny that way. |
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does this goes for girls too? |
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what topic? bring it up! |
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yes it does. |
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It's like what they say: "guns don't kill people, people kill people." In the case of liquor the saying should go, "liquor doesn't punch holes in walls, you just hate your dad." |
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what what? |
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"you got toothpaste in your eye? what the fuck were you trying to do? " the best part here lies in our imagination. just what the fuck was he trying to do? |
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Never run with scissors. |
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run with spoons. |
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If you want to live a healthy life, try not to die. |
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Breaking your teeth against a wall and inserting the broken bits in your ears might sound fun, but I don't recommend it. |
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it's ok as it happens. the chicks dig it. |
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I'm taking all this advice in... |
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if you are ever caught in the woods without some toilet paper use a badger. |
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but not its face |
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