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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 07:08 [#00799832]
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Put down your hate, brothers and sisters, and pick up LOVE
! Love is all around you, in every square inch of nature !
Jesus is On Your Side, and he embraces you with every breath
of wind ! He adores you with every ray of Sun-Shine !

Love Your Enemy


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-30 07:09 [#00799836]
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Can a mod please suspend marlowe's account pending further
investigation


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-30 07:13 [#00799841]
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Ding ding! Just kidding :)

We have these Jesus preachers in our city centre gardens.
They amuse me no end, especially when one announced on the
tanoy that he found Jesus while doing the washing up.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 07:14 [#00799843]
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Jesus was probably lurking in a dirty tea-cup. He likes to
get around.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-07-30 07:18 [#00799849]
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yeah i like that love thingy: love your fellow man instead
of demanding respect (which might be a big difference
between christianity and muslim stuff (?))
always forget it though: have to maybe look closer at square
inches instead of the big whole


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-30 07:19 [#00799851]
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i wish jebus would stop looking at wife when shes naked


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-30 07:19 [#00799852]
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Jesus was the name of my dealer.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 07:19 [#00799853]
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Yo, Islam is based on Love too !


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-07-30 07:20 [#00799855]
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All you need is Jesus.
Jesus is all you need.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-07-30 07:21 [#00799858]
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well probably, i mean more in everyday live, the bible of
course too says respect your elderly, maybe i'm getting
shortsighted,


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-30 07:24 [#00799865]
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i hate myself and want to die...........kurdt cobain


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 07:25 [#00799867]
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That heathen shunned Jesus in favour of Heroin ! He deserved
his gun-shot wound ! Whiney little fuck that he was.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-30 07:27 [#00799872]
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i just read his journals, the book

he wasnt whiney, he was totally right in what he was talking
about

FUCK LARGE CORPORATIONS


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 07:27 [#00799876]
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He was still a whinging little fuck ! Good Riddance !


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-30 07:29 [#00799879]
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did you not love nirvana music? i did.i do.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-07-30 07:29 [#00799880]
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I need a poo


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 07:30 [#00799881]
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I like 'nevermind'. I'm not talking music, though.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-30 07:40 [#00799910]
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ok nevermind :0)


 

offline Dolleater from Afrika Bambaataa on 2003-07-30 07:56 [#00799939]
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Yeshua loves you.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-07-30 07:59 [#00799946]
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...as yourself.

I've often wondered how to apply this if you're filled with
self loathing (I'm not) ;)


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 08:00 [#00799947]
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You self-loathing is supposed to dissipate as the Love of
Jesus wends its merry way through your corps.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-07-30 08:02 [#00799950]
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Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to
that game.
[doorbell rings]
Ned Flanders: Heidely-ho, neighbor. Wanna go to the game
with me? I got two tick...
Homer: [slams the door, looks heavenward] Why do you mock
me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart
tossed up there.
[Marge scrapes it off the ceiling into Homer's hands]
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but...
[bites]
Homer: Mmm, sacrilicious


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-07-30 08:05 [#00799955]
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Is that meant to be "corps" or "core", because "corps" just
looks wrong there...
:)


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-30 08:05 [#00799956]
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jesus was a nice person... but he acted like a cunt with
maria magdalena...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-30 08:06 [#00799958]
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lol!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-30 08:07 [#00799962]
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trrust hi,'.,m


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-07-30 08:07 [#00799963]
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yeah he should have done that ho


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-07-30 08:08 [#00799965]
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do i believe that a man lives up in the clouds?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-07-30 08:08 [#00799966]
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Interesting apocryphal texts about her... some suggest she
had a very big part in the early church and it was hushed up
by the roman Catholic church as it might justify women
priests :/


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 08:09 [#00799970]
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yes, I meant corps - it means 'body', as you full-well
know.

Ignacio - don't believe the myth. Jesus was just some guy,
you know.


 

offline big from lsg on 2003-07-30 08:10 [#00799973]
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that was a follow up to nacmat
homer when watching noach, the movie, when god strikes
lighting:
"yeah, god is my favorite fictional character"



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 08:10 [#00799976]
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Anus Presley, did you deliberately incorporate the
sign of the Astrum Argentum in your post?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-07-30 08:11 [#00799978]
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well, not them specifically - could have been the Golden
Dawn for all I know.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-07-30 08:14 [#00799989]
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sounds like we got some Mormons on the board.


 

offline logikologos from United States on 2003-08-02 01:07 [#00805162]
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what the hell is this?


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-08-02 01:55 [#00805170]
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pity everyone else thinks i'm an asshole, huh?


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-08-02 06:11 [#00805264]
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god is dead, and no one cares.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-08-02 07:23 [#00805287]
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My god can beat up your god.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-02 08:17 [#00805295]
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wouldn't that be 'corpus' then?

I've only heard 'corps' being used for dead bodies.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-08-02 08:18 [#00805296]
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oh no, wait that's 'corpse'.. :)


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-08-02 10:17 [#00805351]
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what isn't it?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-08-02 10:26 [#00805363]
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Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks your an asshole.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-08-02 10:29 [#00805367]
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jesus was a hippie. he wore sandals and didn't have a job,
what more proof do you need?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-08-02 10:29 [#00805368]
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Jesus and I have come to a kind of detente. He leaves me
alone and I leave him alone, ("aaaah stop it you're hurting
my nail-holes!") but some of his fanboys don't seem to have
gotten the memo about this.


 

offline manifestevil from Australia on 2003-08-02 10:33 [#00805372]
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"vandalism is a rock in a cops face"


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-02 11:16 [#00805448]
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word

would jesus ever say "word"?
then he/she is a pussy.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-08-02 11:18 [#00805455]
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I go to church every Sunday, but not THIS Sunday. I'll be
sleeping in since there's nobody around to make me go.

But I'll be there in spirit HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD.


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-08-02 11:21 [#00805459]
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Sunday Bloody Sunday ?


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-08-02 11:22 [#00805462]
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meh. i don't really believe in church. i mean, god is
omnipotent right? then i shouldn't have to hole myself up
inside a building just to praise him/her. i'm pretty sure
they know. :-D

and second of all, i don't think God minds coveting. i mean,
coveting is what makes the economy work. at least that's
what george carlin said.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-08-02 11:29 [#00805473]
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I don't mind being ''holed up'' in a church. Religous girls
seem to be cuter than those filthy evil atheist heathens. At
least that's how it seems here. I think unholy thoughts when
I'm there, forgive me Lord.


 


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