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Jesus teabagging Christ, the people who live next door have like a newborn every six months and it sounds like several times a day they slice a salami thin section off one of its limbs judging from the way it screeches. Noo mustn't be mean fleety. It's probably only colic. They seem like nice parents, always trying to soothe it. Soothe it like guilty sadists who like baby salami sandwiches. |
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yeah i love babies |
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On whole wheat, rye or white? |
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hahaha that sounds horrible....they are a reminder of how babies sound like cats getting ready to rumble... hahaha thats hilarious, baby salami sandwiches. |
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someone teabag that child! |
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yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you |
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Are they roman catholic? |
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sudden silence perhaps they've throttled it Steve: they sound eastern european, so russian orthodox or godless communist I guess. |
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I like salami. |
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ahahaahhahahaahhahahaha!!!! oohhhh ggooodddd |
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i have had next to no contact with a baby in the whole of my life. get in. |
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yeah! get in. |
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"Jesus teabagging Christ" I gotta remember that line. |
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MOVE or lump it |
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That's not very pro-active. I should fast for a day or two and invite myself over for salami sandwiches. |
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Now it has words. It speaks the words. It yells them. |
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*chuckle* |
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I think we get progressively less annoying as we grow older. Until we retire, then the process reverses rather quickly. |
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Boys get progressively more annoying up until the age of... ooh... about 30. They scream about starting school, twine about going to school, get pissed after school and become obsessed with football and Ibiza, and shout at passersby in the streets at closing time. At 30 they maintain a level of annoyance until about 40, then they become mellow and are almost bearable until senility sets in. There's maybe 30 years of usefullness in them. Girls get progressively more irritating until the age of 18, pouting about boys and clothes, bitching about other girls, and turning me down when I asked them out, whereupon the irritation factor is mediated some by possible cuteness, quickly overridden by arrogant smug superiority over the boys (which is justified for the most part). Then there is a gradual mellowing until death. Somewhere in the middle of this a girl can meet a boy and for some strange inexplicable reason they feel a connection, love and have more little versions of themselves that repeat this perverse cycle. Just what they hell are they playing at?? It's a wonderful thing. I'm not prejudiced. I hate all people equally. The views of the individual are not those of xltronic, any complaints should be directed to the hand |
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Wow, do I sound jaded or what? |
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My sister has a little 2 month old. Soooo cute. Barely ever cries. He'll wind up and look as if he's about to scream like a motherfucker, then decides it's not worth the energy and ust sort of looks around for a while, then falls asleep. Anyone want to see a picture? |
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that post made my day. |
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