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....I shall record the sound of a microwave oven, I shall then press a vinyl record of the sound of the recording of the microwave oven, I shall then purchase a second hand microwave oven and remove the bottom base section of the microwave oven, I will then place the bottom-less microwave oven on top of a record turntable, I will then open the door of the record player / microwave and place the vinyl recording of the microwave sound onto the platter of the microwave oven record player, I will then record the sound of the recording of the microwave oven record being played on the microwave oven record player and shall record the sound of a microwave sound being played on the microwave oven record player, I shall then press a vinyl record of the sound of the recording of the microwave oven record player, I shall then purchase a second hand microwave oven and remove the bottom base section of the microwave oven, I will then place the bottom-less microwave oven on top of a record turntable, I will then open the door of the record player / microwave and place the vinyl recording of the microwave record recording onto the platter of the microwave oven record player, I will then record the sound of the recording of the microwave oven record being played on the microwave oven record player which is being played on a microwave oven record player and shall record the sound, I shall then press a vinyl record of the sound of the recording and repeat the process infinitely. |
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I invented a time machine too -- it's called a book ! |
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woha... .that was a lot of information at once, teeth. but yeah, cheers me up (though I'm kinda confused... and still drunk... damn alcohol) |
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I invented a time machine too -- oh no, wait... i haven't |
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as your existance in your present state is finate, your statement to continue this process indefinately therefore cannot be carried out therefore you are a memeber of the jackson family be default |
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i actually learned the secret to going forward in time you hold tightly onto an ice cube as you plunge your hand into extremely hot (read: steaming) water. |
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this thread didn't develop as cleverly as I had imagined it might |
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i too have discovered the secret to time travel and it's called...aging. |
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I wish i could go back in time and make all this talk of time machines go away |
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i have discovered that time does not exist at all. there is only one infinite moment. |
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heh, is that meant to put you into a coma or something? ;p |
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yeah i did too.. first of all you get a bunch of hot dogs, which we all know are made with the intestinal tubing of animals, and you feed them to a bunch of pigs, sheep, cows, raccoons, etc.. and let them eat until they "pop" and fall to the ground dead from overeating.. then you grind them all up into hot dogs and repeat the process over and over and over, until you are left with 100% intestinal dna dogs.. err... a time machine.. |
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that was a very nice line roy, you hold tightly onto an ice cube as you plunge your hand into extremely hot (read: steaming) water. for anyone who didnt catch it the first time, remember it, it holds very true |
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it's pretty crazy |
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why, what happens? |
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