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offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 05:22 [#00784663]
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I need to get constipated.
What do I eat?

This is a serious question. Diarrhea must end.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-18 05:24 [#00784664]
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what has to do constipation with diarrhea?


 

offline occfactor from Helsinki (Finland) on 2003-07-18 05:26 [#00784666]
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go see a doc.


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 05:26 [#00784667]
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I have Diarrhea. I need the opposite to happen, which is
constipation.


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 05:27 [#00784672]
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The Docs gave me the Dirrhea:(


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-07-18 05:28 [#00784673]
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Take Immodium.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-18 05:29 [#00784675]
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apples
lemon juice


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 05:29 [#00784676]
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Thanks Jonesy but Pharmacies are shut. Any food
suggestions?


 

offline alnuit on 2003-07-18 05:30 [#00784678]
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Don't be silly...getting constipated won't help...
get proper medication...

drink a lot of fluids to prevent dehydration (one glass of
water with 2 teaspoons of sugar..and quarter teaspoon of
salt)

eat apples minus the skin...

drink tea with little or no milk...

also try to drink some arrowroot conjee (add 1 tablespoon
arrowroot powder or barly powder to 200 ml water and mix
well...boil till thick...season with a pinch of salt)

try to stay on a light diet....no red meat/heavy beans for
the next coupld of days

and get yourself some rest...

That should do the trick.


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 05:30 [#00784679]
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Good advice.
Thanks Nacmat.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-18 05:32 [#00784681]
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you dont solve the diarrhea with constipation... you just
need food that doesnt make you go more and more to the
bathroom... so:

dont drink water, you must add some lemmon to it

eat only white rice, with no additives. you can also have
natural yougurt and maybe some jam

no salt, no tomato... basically nothing that tastes good

also apples

but remember not to drink anytoherthing apart from water
with some lemmon


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-07-18 05:32 [#00784682]
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Take Iron tablets. You'll be shitting bullets before you
know it


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 05:33 [#00784684]
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Thanks alnuit.I had been put on a high fibre diet which has
made me too regular now, to the point of Diarrhea.

Do you think lentils are bad for it?


 

offline alnuit on 2003-07-18 05:34 [#00784687]
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why no salt ? Could that not cause dehydration (the lack of
salt and water)...I mean..obviously not too much salt...but
I have been given advice to take Oral Rehydration
Salts...which contain sugar and salt in them...


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 05:35 [#00784688]
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Thanks everyone. Loads of good advice.


 

offline alnuit on 2003-07-18 05:35 [#00784689]
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YES...lentils are BAD. They are hard to digest. Go low
protein and low fat for the next few days.


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 05:37 [#00784691]
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Gotcha. I thought so.

Thanks.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-18 05:37 [#00784692]
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dont eat lentils

btw.
I am no doctor but my father and mother are... and this is
the way they did it with me


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-18 05:38 [#00784693]
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lol

I didnt say he should not drink water, I said he should add
some lemmon to it


 

offline nacmat on 2003-07-18 05:40 [#00784694]
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ok just a summary:

watter with lemon
white rice
jam
natural yougurt
apples


 

offline alnuit on 2003-07-18 05:51 [#00784695]
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heh...gotcha!


 

offline FLUX on 2003-07-18 06:38 [#00784755]
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Thanks all.


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2003-07-18 06:44 [#00784757]
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eat a banana


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-18 06:49 [#00784761]
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drink bitter
after a few hours of that youll be drunk and you cant get a
fork in it

mmm solids


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-07-18 07:07 [#00784792]
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Well If I were you I'd stock up on eggs. Eat them scrambled,
poached, boiled and fired. For a real treat eat an omlette.
All that eggyness will bind you up a treat.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-07-18 08:01 [#00784894]
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i think lots of cheese


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-18 08:02 [#00784896]
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Go to a health food store and buy psyllium husks - they can
be disgusting. Put a teaspoon of the husks in a glass of
water and drink it up. The psyllium husks absorb water and
form a gelatinous "goo" with your fecal material. This
gives diarrhea a solid form and makes it easier to pass as a
solid stool.

You can continue this process every few hours until it
stops. Immoduim works well, but my line of work inhibits me
from recommending drugs.

Make sure to replenish your sodium by eating salty foods.
Replenish your potassium with a bananna or two (banannas
lock you up too). It sounds crazy, but drink alot of water.
Diarrhea is the number one killer in the world because it
results in dehydration. (I'm not joking). You won't
rehydrate yourself properly without sodium and potassium
though - so eat up.


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-18 08:03 [#00784899]
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If all else fails, take a wine cork and shove it up your ass
;).


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-07-18 08:04 [#00784903]
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best thread EVER!!!

;)


 

offline catharsis from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-07-18 08:33 [#00784957]
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It is fucking funny when you think about it. We're sharing
feelings and home constipation tips.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-18 08:35 [#00784959]
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neverr sufferred this. well once.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-07-18 08:37 [#00784962]
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try eating a steady diet of bagels and cream cheese. that
should work.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-07-18 08:48 [#00784986]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



If I remeber rightly VIZ comic reccomended a diet of Curly
Wurlies.


 


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