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I will now make up 27 random fortunes. When I am done, I shall distribute the letters of the conventionally used english alphabet evenly between them including a new letter called "’". I assure you that the fortune-letter association was random, no no, it was fate. Find the last letter in your xltronic alias, and your destiny shall be revealed! a Your taste for pickled eggs will greatly increase soon bYou will still post at xltronic 35 years from now csomeone has a crush on you. that someone is qrter. da ham sandwich is thinking about you right now eyou will get affected with elephantidis soon fsomeone (not your dad) is sleeping with your mom right now gYou don't deserve a fortune hpoiej lfkje;oaij g lkj sd d !!! iphobiazero has a crush on you jyou will waste your time reading your fortune today... wait, I knew that fortelling was a bit hazy. I meant you already DID read it. kyou will become a more powerful fortune teller than me and steal my audience lyou will find a cure for the disease that is ophecks msome day you will die and your significance will be lost beneath zillions of years of time nyou will beat level 5 on a videogame next thursday. I cannot fortell which game. oAt exactly 11:05 and 53 seconds PM, next Saturday you will rematerialize in another dimension. paliens are watching your channel on the earth network right now and laughing their zoraks off. qa heard of elephants will slaughter your grandma tommorrow. I don't know what time. I'm sorry, it is simply unavoidable. rYou will find a lot of money within the next week. Unfortunately it will be in a foreign currency. If you take the trip to exchange it for your countries currency, you will be run over by a truck. snothing interesting will happen to you (ever), sorry. ta whale will swallow your family uyou w |
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uyou will get schitzophrenia eventually vthe "anti-you" will suddenly break through the portal between the "anti-universe" and your universe, snatch you, and take you into it. There, you will be so "un" anti that they will put you in a museum after doing painful experiments on you. wyou will find something that you will lose. I'm pretty sure it's your shoes... or your socks. I'm sorry the fortelling is hazy. xSomething sooooooo awesome will happen to you. I don't mean just "awesome" awesome. I mean... "...hoooooooly shit!!!! awesome, only that's not nearly reaching the degree of awesomeness. ynothing interesting will ever happen to you. (I know I already predicted this for another letter, but that's what I predicted for this one too.) zYour fortune was revealed in some cryptic language. It is too complex to replicate here sorry. ’You will be the cause of your species extinction... or you'll save them from extinction, I can't tell. |
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i pick j |
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i didnt like my fortune :( |
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mine sucked |
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wait how do you know which one is yours |
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yourrs is E |
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orr is it. the firrst post makes little sence. |
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what if im in foreign country when i find the money and its britsh and i take it home and not an exchange does that count? |
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yes indeed. roygbivcor(e) = fortune e I am very sorry for your upcoming condition roy :( All well, at least I'll find those damn socks (or shoes) that I havn't lost yet!:) |
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That's okay because I have a crush on Qrter too. |
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c) someone has a crush on you. that someone is qrter. bwahahaha |
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hmm... you may very well have found a loophole in your destiny!! Actually you could probably also find the foreign currency in your own country and then just use it in a different country! That's smart thinking. |
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Bah, I should have called myself Skeptopotamo. Or Skeptopotamut. |
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at least i'll know i got the biggest balls on my block clowns try to juggle em, i push them with my feet |
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now THATS entertainment OH SNAP! |
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me and fleetmouse and elusive are starting a support group |
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some day i will die, and my significance will be lost beneath zillions of years of time. i'm pretty pleased with that, it would suck if i'd live forever and/or be remembered for zillions of years of time!! =) |
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hey guys! just found a small paper bag filled with 2000 notes of Gargamellan Bigtits.. guess I'll have to make a trip to Gargamella. |
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fated fortune: we will all day alone |
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so... your going to take a trip to gargamel's house in smurfville to show him your newly found collection of boob pornography? Watch out for his cat. |
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and: we will some day can spell :P |
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no no no.. I'm talking about the land of Gargamella.. they have nothing to do with Gargamel. IN FACT, they can get pretty angry when Gargamel is mentioned yet again. Gargamella is the next country the US will probably bombard with small cudly toys called Ian. |
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all your base are belong to us |
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woah, nobsmuggler i was just looking at andylives.org for the first time ever |
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