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When does R Kelly know that it's time for bed? When the big hand touches the little hand |
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oh dear. |
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i have hearrd worrse |
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I know some really nasty ones but it'd get me in trouble |
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narr u'd be fine |
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haha, good joke... |
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did u hear? Yesterday it was so hot Michael Jackson was hanging out by the icecream truck, just for the ICECREAM! |
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LOL |
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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated Arrrrrrrr! |
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Wait, I think I just read the most horrible joke ever : A man walks into a pub and sits down at a table. He notices a leper at the bar. He orders a shot, drinks the shot and then throws up. Next he orders a beer, drinks the beer and then throws up. He does this for several more drinks when finally the leper comes over to his table and asks him, "I'm sorry if my appearance is making you ill." And the man replies, "No, it's not you. It's the man next to you dipping his chips into your neck." |
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hahaha |
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okay, a boy is taken to a hospital for a circumcision. he goes through with it, and while he recuperating at the hospital, he's sharing a room with a Jewish kid. JK: "Hey what are you here for? KID: "Had a circumcision." JK: "Hey I've had one of those." KID: "Really?" JK: "Had one when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!" BADABABOOM TISSS!!! |
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*RIMSHOT* |
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and humor here has reach, a new low :D |
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well put, sir! |
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2 SAILORS WANT TO PLAY CARDS ....THEY CANT. WHY? BECAUSE THE CAPTAIN IS ON THE DECK!! |
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. That was pretty bad. :-D |
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my kinda humor =) |
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a pedophile and a little kid are walking into the woods. the little kid looks up at the pedophile and says, "gosh mister, these woods are kinda scary!" the pedophile looks down and says, "are you kidding? I have to walk OUT of them in the DARK by my SELF!" yuk yuk yuk |
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well, what most of you probably don't know is that the best joke about R.KELLY comes from the man himself: THE EPITOME OF IRONY? from www.theguardian.co.uk: R Kelly responding to his arrest for child pornography - including a video alleged to show him urinating on a teenage girl - with Heaven I Need a Hug, a song which earnestly demands "shower down on me, wet me with your love". |
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lol |
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Did anyone see the episode of Chapelle's Show where he parodized the R. Kelly scandal? He did a video where he was urinating on a bunch of hot chicks, pretty hilarious. |
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what did the 0 say to the 8? nice belt thank ladies and gentlemen ill be hear all night and dont forget tip your waiter |
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ok this is sick joke so do look if your offended easily or not so what red and crawls up a womans leg? a home-sick abortion told you it was sick |
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i had a friend who used to make dead baby jokes, which was funny because he was a diehard christian. i also had a friend who made a pipe/bong out of a decorative plastic baby jesus, but that's another story for another day. |
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ive got a glow in the dark mary mother of god and one of those nuns that spit fire |
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OK. Here's a terrible one that I don't think will go down well. Especially not with anyone who supports the pretensious P.C. doctrine (usually Americans(!)) Q. Why can't Stevie Wonder read? A. Because he's black |
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LOL oh my god.. those are sooo fuckin' funny. |
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I hope I haven't offended anyone btw. I think some jokes like that are funny because they are taboo. Kinda like South Park |
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