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offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-11 16:44 [#00774882]
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Yeah, that's right, I'm starting a topic on Beyonce ;)

OK, I heard her current UK no.1 for the first time tonight
and really like it, but FFS, why have that wanky rap in the
middle? Same thing with Christina Aguilera's 'Dirrty'.
Hopefully, if I decide to buy the single there will be a
rapless edit as there was with Christina's :P


 

offline titsworth from Washington, DC (United States) on 2003-07-11 16:44 [#00774886]
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do you consider yourself a girly man


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-11 16:45 [#00774887]
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Depends what you mean by girly man.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 16:45 [#00774889]
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she has a fine ass and she knows how to shake it. nuff said.



 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 16:45 [#00774890]
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Beyonce - YYYESSSSSSS

I love to make her sit on my shoulders the other way round
so I can lick her dripping wet cunt


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-07-11 16:47 [#00774892]
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nicely said, nicely said! remind me to buy you a drink
sometime....


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-11 16:47 [#00774893]
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you gotta sell it, dan.

so it needs a rappy thingy.

I really dislike the video. she's throwing herself all over
the place, trying desperately to exude sex all the time.
it's pathetic.

and yes, I do think she's beautiful. but I also think she
doesn't need to do that.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-11 16:50 [#00774901]
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She can throw herself all over anywhere as far as I'm
concerned. Haven't seen the video though, just the Top Of
The Pops performance on TV earlier. I have to agree with
Anus, she's a damn fine ass-shaker.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-07-11 16:50 [#00774902]
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I see your point.

However, even I cannot deny that I have little or no
problems with her showing off on TV like that.....


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-11 16:51 [#00774905]
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it just feels like she's trying to sell me her music through
smacking her body against the camera's lense.

very uncomfortable.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-11 16:52 [#00774910]
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Seems like a fair trade. Beyonce gets all sexy, I buy her
CD. Everybody wins!


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2003-07-11 16:53 [#00774911]
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She is very good looking me thinks.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-07-11 16:54 [#00774915]
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You are totally right, but that's commercialism. Tracks
cannot exist without a video, preferably with some hot
wom(a)(e)n in it.

I try to look past this though and just enjoy what I see.
I'm not buying that damn record anyway :P


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 16:54 [#00774917]
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:)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 16:56 [#00774922]
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she's maybe a bit too perrfect.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-11 16:58 [#00774925]
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who cares about her music man ;)

anus: is that christina ricci in your avatar?


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-11 16:58 [#00774928]
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I like the track, what can I say? Seems I have a weakness
for attractive young pop starlets :P


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 17:00 [#00774931]
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:P no. but u gave me an idea. i'm going to the best site in
the worrld.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 17:00 [#00774933]
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me 2 man all the way.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-11 17:02 [#00774937]
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it's the best indeed


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 17:07 [#00774946]
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I'd felch that bitch any day


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-07-11 17:14 [#00774955]
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Do you even know what that is?!?!


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 17:17 [#00774957]
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yep


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-11 17:23 [#00774965]
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Sooner a felch than a squick.


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 17:26 [#00774966]
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what's a squick? Is it like a dirty sanchez?


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-11 17:30 [#00774971]
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Squick (SKWIK): n. The act, or incidence, of squicking
(cf)|| 2. v. Penetrative cranial sexual intercourse,
distinguished from the more prosaic "Skullfucking" by the
explicit introduction of an orifice by mechanical means,
usually trepanning (cf)|| 3. n. Tool used for squicking,
normally a bone hole saw or wide, flat bone drill bit.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-11 17:31 [#00774973]
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isn't felching cumming into someone's ass and then sucking
out your own cum?

I believe it is.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 17:34 [#00774980]
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haha


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 17:34 [#00774981]
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haha haha


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 17:37 [#00774983]
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No you nonce. It's glueing your nob to your forehead and
then rigorously ramsacking your shit-hole with a bicycle
pump.

Yeah your right.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-07-11 17:38 [#00774985]
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This all sounds like good old familial fun...


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-11 17:42 [#00774986]
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This topic about the lovely Beyonce has gone seriously awry
:P


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 17:43 [#00774987]
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it has.
i just wanna fuck herr rregularr style.


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 17:43 [#00774988]
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your ugly


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-11 17:44 [#00774989]
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HA HA

I get extra brownie points..

you know, I actually learned that from the "Mary Whitehouse
Experience" book, when I was about 13 or 14..


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 17:46 [#00774990]
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who.


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 17:52 [#00774997]
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That was a wicked programme.

BTW, do you reckon that if Hitler had won the war and
proceeded to dominate into the present there would be a
swastika key on computer keyboards?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 18:00 [#00775008]
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why not


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-11 18:03 [#00775011]
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I don't know. how commonly was it used in texts during the
Third Reich?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-07-11 18:04 [#00775014]
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I don't think so, but we'd probably have some cute svastika
emoticons.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 18:06 [#00775017]
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we would not have computerrs. we would just build motorrways
all day long.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 18:08 [#00775021]
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does beyonce knowles have a website?


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 18:09 [#00775022]
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It would have been used on letter heads. I doubt it was used
in text per se, but that could possibly be indicative of the
technology. There are symbols on the keyboard that don't
really get used in text.
The Nazi obsession with it (it's a bit of a shame really
because I actually quite like it - and I am in no way
pro-fascist) could mean that it would have been included


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-07-11 18:12 [#00775026]
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yeh yeh yeh, like a Windows logo..?

I wouldn't bat an eyelid.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-07-11 18:12 [#00775027]
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It's a pretty boring question really isn't it? not very well
thought out....


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-07-11 18:13 [#00775029]
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Probably.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 18:13 [#00775030]
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i'll be em.. back in 5


 

offline earface from somewhere (Yugoslavia) on 2003-07-11 18:19 [#00775041]
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Sorry. I think up one hoping that you'll find it
interesting. I was fucking about.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-11 18:23 [#00775044]
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but


 

offline astrid-gil-botn from Londinium (United Kingdom) on 2003-07-12 10:17 [#00775535]
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shes a fine looking girl but that's all.
she's ging through the motions - her eyes look dead like a
robot and she's a dull self richeous daddy loving
christian.
she's too clean and robotiv to be sexy too pr'ed up to be a
genuine diva - she's a product .


 


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