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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-30 18:21 [#00763139]
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So I'm wanting an instrument that doesn't require
electricity so I can play it during electrical storms,
blackouts and the fall of civilization we're all expecting
so soon.

Requirements - no electricity, not too noisy, doesn't need
expensive strings or reeds. Solution? The noble flute. Also,
it's versatile - you can use it for ambient, jazz, classical
and rock (Jethro Tull OMG!)

I originally wanted a trumpet but they're just too fuckin
loud! I'd have to rent a rehearsal space somewhere just to
practice. Mute? Don't make me laugh.

So whaddya think? Can you think of an instrument that better
meets my requirements?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-30 18:23 [#00763142]
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Yo, a flute...thats gangsta my man...erm, not my type of
thing...you should become a human beat box...it is very
cheap and unless your mouth falls off you will always be
able to practise.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-30 18:26 [#00763145]
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I know eh, flute, it's so street!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-30 18:29 [#00763146]
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Like you walk up to your boys and they like, yo, son, damn
yo flute man, I want one of them, fuck this ice man, fuck
the cristal I want me one of them flutes right there.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-06-30 18:34 [#00763150]
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You know, if you can't get your hands on a flute, recorders
are quite cheap. They're simple poor men's flutes, and they
cost something like 5 bucks a piece where i'm at.

I have a lot of accoustic instruments myself. I pride myself
in my xylophone, african thumb drum, african thumb piano,
guitars, violin and bamboo recorder. My rainstick is always
fun too.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-30 18:36 [#00763152]
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Yeah all yo play some mozart dogg

all ho's sniffin my powdered wig


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-30 18:40 [#00763154]
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Aw shit I played a recorder in my high school music class -
I hate the sound of the goddamned things. They're like a
puppy whining and you want to strangle it.

A flute at least has some texture and body to the sound.

Your instrument collection sounds fun. I have no idea what a
thumb drum is.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-06-30 18:50 [#00763161]
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yeah, i'd rather have a flute too. *laughs* i don't use the
recorder that much... i think i've only used it in a couple
of songs, and usually i screw around with the noise so you
can't recognize it.

I'm fairly proud of my instrument collection, mainly because
it's all stuff i've worked hard for, and it gives me plenty
of outlets for my ideas.

A thumb drum actually has an African name (i forget, someone
remind me if you know) but it's a hollowed out-gourd, still
intact, while a hole carved in a metal prongs that you
pluck. Quite nice. The drum was obviously made
professionally (there's a serial number) but the piano was
handmade in South Africa. It's real quiet, and the primitive
metals are starting to become frayed.


 

offline flim nanou from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-06-30 18:54 [#00763163]
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flutes are really hard to play
how about a harmonica?
if you're going to go all out and master the whole
reed/woodwind/compleximacated genre, get a fucking
saxophone. they also serve as a fair blunt instrument, if
you need one quick


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-30 18:57 [#00763165]
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Yeah, real wind instruments are pricey... I have a student
model clarinet I got when I was a kid - it wasn't cheap then
and it's probably worth something now. Maybe I can trade it
in... (I'd play the thing but again I can't stand the sound
of it)

What I might do is call around a couple of flute teachers
and see if they have any leads on used instruments - like
some rich kid got bored of his flute and got his 'rents to
get him a grand piano or a kilo of gold plated cocaine
instead. I'll need a few lessons at first to get some
technique down anyhow.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-30 19:02 [#00763168]
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I don't believe that flutes are hard to play. Why you just
put your lips together... and blow.

I had a harmonica when I was a kid. It was fun. I used to
have a suitcase full of toy instruments - melodicas,
harmonicas (one shaped like a banana!), kazoos, Jew's harp,
pennywhistles, etc etc. Wish I still had it! My Bontempi
melodica was ace.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-06-30 19:14 [#00763175]
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come to think of it, i have a Marine Band harmonica
somewhere at my house.... now if i can just remember where i
put the damn thing....

i'd KILL for a saxophone, but they're mad expensive. plus
there's a lot of shit to worry about, like reeds and
cleaning, etc. A tenor sax would be nice....


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-30 19:19 [#00763176]
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HOLY DICK EATING CHRIST

I just checked some prices and maybe I'll be getting a
recorder after all. :-P


 

offline Sanguine from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-06-30 20:56 [#00763216]
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Haha... reality sets in

I want a flute too... my favorite jazz instrument by far.
Good luck Fleet, keep your sights set high... you can get a
decent flute for around 200$ I think


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-30 21:14 [#00763228]
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Heh yeah - I calmed down a bit when I saw they weren't all
in the $1000.00 - $10,000.00 range. :D


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-06-30 22:11 [#00763250]
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word fucking up. jew's harps fucking own man - i love those
little fuckers - i could do these awesome riffs with em - i
also did this mad filter sweep type sequence. plus i can do
vocoded vocals with it :D

fuck i need one of those again.


 

offline KainiIndustries from over the roof floats billy on 2003-06-30 22:13 [#00763252]
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a melodica.
or a spanish guitar.
or a sitar but they're about a million quid.


 

offline KainiIndustries from over the roof floats billy on 2003-06-30 22:14 [#00763253]
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how can metal become frayed btw ;)


 

offline mimi on 2003-06-30 23:23 [#00763288]
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i have a junky little flute that i accidentally stole from
my middle school. in band, we were trying out new
intruments for some bizarre unit we had, and i was sick the
day we picked instruments, so when i came back the next day,
the teacher handed me a flute and said, "it's all we've got
left." oh well, i thought to myself, didn't think much of
it. i just realized i still had the thing a few months ago
actually. they probably forgot about it, it has been over
four years now.

anyhow, judging from my experience with woodwinds, i would
go for a clarinet, much more interesting tone in my opinion.
or a horn -- the softest instrument in a brass quartet yet
the loudest in a woodwind quintet. i am actually hoping to
buy my own in the next three weeks. maybe i will try and
sell this flute. (i suppose i will return it though, i
guess the music department hasn't done me wrong.)


 

offline x0hx from Lysdexia (United States) on 2003-07-01 00:42 [#00763312]
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....and this one time.... at xltronic.com....

:D


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-01 06:46 [#00763470]
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Clarinet makes my thumb ache. It's heavy and that's where it
rests. And it gets full of spit and makes you bucktoothed
and I hate the fucking thing.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2003-07-01 07:24 [#00763522]
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Does your thumb drum look anything like this?


 

offline mimi on 2003-07-01 11:02 [#00763738]
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i have sat behind the flutes for years, and let me tell you,
it is quite a sight to see when saliva comes pouring out the
end opposite to the mouthpiece.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-01 11:33 [#00763760]
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*sigh* I guess there is no escaping the filth pit that is
incarnation. I can't wait to be uploaded to a better shell.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-01 11:48 [#00763775]
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Yes and also the Jew's harp! An orthodox one with the
tefillin and everything.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-01 11:54 [#00763781]
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i got a mbira (thumb piano)
good acoustic percusion and it can be tuned if you have a
good ear


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-01 11:57 [#00763784]
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get a rrecorrderr.
just hang about outside a school and steal one. don't feel
bad, that little child is going to scrratch yourr carr one
day, orr swearr at you frrom his carr as he rrides past orr
attempt to wipe out all of his countrrys jews. so don't feel
bad.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-01 11:58 [#00763785]
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I saw a TV show about these guys - one of them played
just about every exotic instrument ever created. Thumb
pianos, bizarre South American thingamabobs, you name it.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-01 11:59 [#00763786]
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But maybe by stealing his recorder I'm creating that future
for him, by depriving him of music, the food of the soul?


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-01 12:06 [#00763791]
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you cant go wrong with traditional and ethnic instruments
what about a dulcimer acoustic and varied
or a xylaphone
or a melodica more fun than a flute and you get just as
dizzy at the end of a long solo :)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-07-01 12:14 [#00763804]
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kill him then


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-01 12:16 [#00763805]
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did you have a flute stolen from you when you was young?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-01 12:31 [#00763818]
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Hey yeah, melodica is cool - I wouldn't have to get any
lessons since I already know keyboard - and it'd be a good
workout for my right hand. My left is a lot more agile
thanks to years of guitar playing.

I think mylittlesister was into getting a melodica at one
point... I seem to remember discussing it with him...

Anus Presley: VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER. Oh wait it is -
never mind.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-07-01 12:34 [#00763821]
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ebay have got quite a few on the cheap


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-07-01 12:38 [#00763828]
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Hm, think I'll check them out down at a music store first.
There's a nice big one downtown - Steve's music, if you ever
happen to be in Montreal. And I'll price the flutes. :D


 


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