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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 06:33 [#00761589]
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Mike Tyson punched me in the side of the head i darre say
it would brreak my neck and kill me.
i don't think i could surrvive a blow like that.
it would at least shatterr all the bones in my face.
orr would it? it's just a thought. what damage do you think
a strrike like that would cause to the rregularr guy on the
strreet.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-29 06:36 [#00761590]
Points: 4731 Status: Lurker



youre bored arent you?


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-06-29 06:36 [#00761592]
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some of us have got crazy strong bones

like i broke a windscreen with my chin.. i was fine except
for a bit of a cut :]



 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-29 06:39 [#00761594]
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i broke a girl with my bone


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 06:40 [#00761595]
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yes i'm borred.

and wow that's a strrong bone.
do you think maybe the sheerr impact on yourr temple might
cause some kinda of brrain damage?

fuck what if my head came clean off.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-29 06:44 [#00761603]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #00761595



youll get a heck of a mess...thats for sure


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 06:50 [#00761616]
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no doubt.
it's not worrth thinking about.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-06-29 06:51 [#00761619]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to aphextriplet: #00761594



you boned a girl when you were broke?


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-29 08:02 [#00761657]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular | Followup to nlogax: #00761619



yes there are other ways of getting girls other than paying
for them!


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-06-29 08:04 [#00761659]
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is there now?
I hope you can prove it..


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 08:04 [#00761660]
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yeah me 2. i'm in doubt.


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-29 08:05 [#00761661]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



If he hit you in the face say the cheek,you would surely
have a broken cheekbone.There is a possibility of
death,yes.
Side of the head,would cause some problems to your brain
possibly,but I doubt your neck or head would fracture as
these are very strong bones.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 08:07 [#00761663]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



scarry.



 

offline nacmat on 2003-06-29 08:13 [#00761668]
Points: 31271 Status: Lurker



my pink cap protects me from a crazy tyson clones attack
everyday


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-29 08:18 [#00761670]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular | Followup to Anus_Presley: #00761589



Anyway hes more likely to rape you than punch you.

Ok that was below the belt!

haha get it?

*Looks around briefly and runs back under his rock*


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 13:55 [#00761939]
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this is rreally odd but in the paperr today it turrns out he
has to go to courrt forr punching some guy 4 times in the
head.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-29 13:58 [#00761940]
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I take it the guy lived. They prolly call him jellyhead now.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-29 14:03 [#00761941]
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The Force is my protection :D


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 14:03 [#00761942]
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he was 5foot 2 and built like a rhino this guy and he was
prretty fucked up.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-29 14:16 [#00761948]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



i saw mike Tyson in a sports shoe store in caesuras palace
while visiting Las Vegas in January 2000 with my family (1
brother, 1 sister dad and mum), i didn’t ask for his
autograph or anything i just observed him and his bodyguards
while i tried on a pair of shoes. a small group of people
were following him around.

the closest he got to me was like 5 meters, and he stared at
me for about 5 seconds. did i mention he was really short,
like 5"9........dam i should have taken the chance to give
him a wedgie.



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-29 14:18 [#00761949]
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he would have hit you in the head so harrd it would have
come out yourr arrse.


 

offline aquagak from Berlin (Germany) on 2003-06-29 14:20 [#00761954]
Points: 4397 Status: Regular



HA!


 


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