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offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-26 06:52 [#00757610]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



Gantz Graf
Autechre records are purchased solely by bald men in
expensive anoraks who would masturbate to a car alarm if it
was re-mixed by a German. This impenetrable curtain of
misanthropic noise - released with an accompanying
three-track DVD that features a squabble of hopelessly
pretentious video "interpretations" - is typical of the
menopausal electro-manglers' dogged refusal to bow to
convention and produce anything of interest to anyone not
either a) bald or b) German. It bleeps. It skronks. It
krrraaaanks. But mainly, it blows like a ruddy awful
hurricane. Remember, kids; if it sounds like a festering
hillock of tune-shy bum-wank, it's because it IS a festering
hillock of tune-shy bum-wank. Avoid as you would a bald
German.



 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-26 07:02 [#00757640]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



which frustrated moron wrote this?
he probably rates Bryan Adams' albums 9.0


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 07:05 [#00757641]
Points: 16065 Status: Regular



those nme guys are even worse than pitchfork sometimes...
just because you dont understand it doesnt mean its wank

< /idm elite mode off ;)>


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-06-26 07:13 [#00757646]
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how dare they!!! sadistic kitty fucking hippies!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-26 07:18 [#00757651]
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NME arre my Enemy


 

offline lizardfister from rainy manchester (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 07:22 [#00757654]
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that is actually quite funny. if a bit racist.

but then this comes from a magazine that so desperately
needs to look 'cool' it gave the new white stripes album
10/10 even before they had heard it. that is the epitomy of
SAD.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-26 08:08 [#00757740]
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That review was posted ages ago...it was written by some
woman wasn't it?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-06-26 08:10 [#00757743]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker | Followup to ecnadniarb: #00757740



it was frrom ages ago.
i was just rreading an oldish NME paperr


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-06-26 08:10 [#00757744]
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fuck tha NME


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-26 08:10 [#00757745]
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Ah :D


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-06-26 08:12 [#00757748]
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Here it is online

It was a woman called Sarah Dempster. A woman reviewing Ae
now that is asking for trouble. :)


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-06-26 08:46 [#00757794]
Points: 3640 Status: Regular



Hey guys guess what I brought today?
Die Car Alarm-Heinz Germanbloke.
.........

oh....


 


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