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Ok, our entire species get's homosapien-napped by alien life forms with 6 tentacles instead of legs (their planet is 154 times larger than ours so we can all easily fit in their farms). The reason they want us is solely for our milk. They keep the females in specially designed cages so that a machine made with their technology can milk them efficiently. They have no use for males though since they easily artificially grow masses of new females from dna using techniques unknown to humans. Also, they are able to quickly modify the newly grown females in order to transfer as much female energy as possible from other functions such as walking into milk production. They aren't mean aliens, they just have a competitive market and need to sell milk. They don't suspect that the humans feel things like depression and pain anyway due to their primitive consciousnesses. The bad part though, is this.. after all the human hardship, they advertise their milk through their electromagnetic-spectrum-entertainmo vision with a happy mascot called the human fairy. This made up cartoon fairy has a human upper body but is "alienized" with 6 tentacle legs to appeal to the alien viewers. 16 zillion viewers are made to think that the human fairy, a fun loving fairy eager and happy to sell it's own species milk, epitomizes the human species. Meanwhile the real humans sit depressed, without ever being able to move from their knealing positions in their cages. Isn't this what we do to cows? |
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Well I haven't taken a cow to another planet. |
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Sounds like an idea for a PETA-funded movie..."Human Cows in Space: A Love Story", starring Peta Wilson and "Raging Bull" Robert DeNiro...direected by Michael "Schlockmeister" Bay... |
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You are obsessed with aliens wMw. Its a reacuring theme in your posts. One day your head will explode and Ceri JC will be there to lick the blood off the walls =) |
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wow, countless women strapped up and being milked? sounds DAMN hot!!! |
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That is almost exactly the plot of In The Barn by Piers Anthony - the only good thing of his I've ever read. It's in one of Harlan Ellison's Dangerous Visions collections. Well okay he didn't have the human milk fairy - could you get Kylie Minogue to play her? |
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is there loads of knockers in that story? |
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Surprisingly, yes. |
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skill! |
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I really must see Young Frankenstein again. |
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