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Marry me, i am pregnant. |
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I knew that banana flavored condom wasn't durable! It's okay hun, ill take care of you. |
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hahaha - i have like - 20 or so of those differant flavoured condoms - rasberry, banana, watermelon, grape - everything! *corticalstim has over 100 condoms sitting in his desk drawer at the moment |
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Once i went to "planned Parenthood" and was like "hey i need" and then the lady didn't let me finish and came back with this huge bag of condoms! How tricky! |
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hahahah - what did you need? |
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you're too young for those! jeeze... |
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blarg.. i hope they at least redeem themselves |
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nobody is too young for condoms... except me, although i am older than corty. |
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but still a virgin. nya nyanya nanaayh |
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corty or moi? i am, i can tell you that without lying! i have also never been with a girl, if you really must know, you sick sick fuck! |
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i know eh? i mean, cmon, whos gonna fuck a guy with an avatar like that? jk man :) |
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i lost my virginity back about 6 months ago or so with my old gf who is a ho - and had sexual relations with one that is still a virgin (we just didnt have coitus mofo) just today :) |
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Wow! I'm off to hang myself. |
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im sick of this |
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man - im only kidding - dont worry about it |
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aahhhahahahhahha you screwed a virgin ahahahahahaha wait wha? ahh, coitus |
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jesus. that's YOU in his avatar. |
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Remember the drive in Russia whne the government sent condoms out to families in an attempt to reduce the number of children being born? Only problem was they actually stapled the condom to the letter and skyfarmers mum and dad used it :D (The first part of the last sentence was tue the second part may not be true, either way skyfarmer is a worthy edition to the world :P) |
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