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[-|.Priceless xltronic quotes.|-]
 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-06-13 01:12 [#00738882]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



"i would rape my own mother to get a un-released copy of
SAW3...

eh thats sorta nasty maybe i wouln't go that far... but i'd

do some crazy sheeiot" -narkotic / 2002-02-06

your turn to quote :D


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:14 [#00738887]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



hahahaha, I have a whole list, let me dig around for it


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-06-13 01:15 [#00738889]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to BlatantEcho: #00738887



k00L bring it on then! :)


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:16 [#00738890]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



these are the memorable ones that I've copied down. I like
these little bits.

“The UK, graveyard of ambition”

"dreams, I walk with you"

"...and when it lands, will my eyes be closed or open?"

---------
i like those


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:17 [#00738893]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



oh, and here is one more along the lines of what you're
prolly looking for

“...i was telling the truth you fucking plank”


-------
hahahahaha *4000 posts, sweet action*


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:17 [#00738894]
Points: 2190 Status: Lurker



"im sitting here naked" -The Funkmaster

think that pretty much sums up the whole xltronic ideal.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:20 [#00738897]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ctrl Alt Del: #00738894



bwahahaha, fucking classic


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-06-13 01:21 [#00738898]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



"Autechre is pretty lame really."

thats right innit?



 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-06-13 01:22 [#00738899]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



skyfarmer youre either incredibly manipulative or a
hipocrate beyond the boundaries of human comprehension


bryce_berny


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:30 [#00738904]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #00738899



hahaha, this is the best board ever


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-06-13 01:32 [#00738905]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



neetta, are you really that cute in real life or are you
just photogenic?

-clipper


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:35 [#00738906]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



pahahahahahahahahahaha

wow. what a quote.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-06-13 01:46 [#00738915]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



these two quotes are taken from the don't masterbate.... thread

"man i halft to start using my outher hand, my dick is
curved
now" -dave / 2002-03-07

"ummm, but I gotta masturbate... I just gotta... I love cats

and all, but I need masturbation!!!!! :)"
-The_Funkmaster / 2002-03-07 ...this can easily be
taken out of context haha :)


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2003-06-13 01:48 [#00738918]
Points: 2190 Status: Lurker



morton gets double thumbs up and princo gets a finger. i
stand defeated!


 

offline od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-06-13 01:50 [#00738919]
Points: 3803 Status: Regular



alberto - HAHAHALOLZ!


 

offline diablo on 2003-06-13 05:47 [#00739115]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker



"My brother
tried it once and said that when he heard me talk he thought

is was ten rows of tiny white kittens running through ten
tiny doors"

Cabbog


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2003-06-13 06:03 [#00739132]
Points: 8062 Status: Lurker | Followup to AlbertoBalsalm: #00738915



The Funkmaster quote IS priceless. Imagine if you had
recorded him saying that. "I love cats, but I need
masturbation." You could totally ruined his social life :)


 

offline Shatterproof from xltronic messageboard on 2003-06-13 10:03 [#00739408]
Points: 361 Status: Addict



Have you ever listened to Aphex Twin while in the act of
beastiality? It's great. Have you ever masturbated while
Aphex Twin is playing? It's great. Have you ever had
sodomised your father while listening to Aphex Twin? It's
great. Have you ever had sex with a corpse while listening
to Aphex Twin? It's great. Have you ever inserted your left
fingered into your anus while listening to Aphex Twin? It's
great.

Chimp Systems

I went to the zoo once and the monkeys THREW grapes at
us!
The NERVE!

wMw


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-06-13 11:43 [#00739489]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ctrl Alt Del: #00738918



Don't be rude to Mr Princo......foolish penguin!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-06-13 12:58 [#00739571]
Points: 5264 Status: Lurker



"why don't you go eat a bunch of gross food from mcdonalds
and a large bag of doritos and belch in his face?"


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-13 12:59 [#00739573]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



"LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE!"
-- Monoid

^^


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-06-13 16:14 [#00739698]
Points: 2040 Status: Lurker



i honestly doubt monoid was the first to say that


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-13 16:23 [#00739713]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



indeed...


 

offline uzim on 2003-06-13 16:26 [#00739719]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



*corrects*

"LIFE SUCKS AND THEN YOU DIE!"
- someone.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-13 17:17 [#00739782]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



man, nobody is quoting me. i guess i have nothing priceless
to say. its all just cheap talk.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-06-13 17:18 [#00739785]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



man, nobody is quoting me. i guess i have nothing
priceless to say. its all just cheap talk.


evolume on not being quoted


 

offline wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2003-06-13 18:41 [#00739843]
Points: 2849 Status: Lurker



"man, nobody is quoting me. i guess i have nothing
priceless to say. its all just cheap talk.

evolume on not being quoted"

-evolume

haha, thats priceless



 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-06-13 18:45 [#00739844]
Points: 2523 Status: Lurker



From the "What it feels like for a girl" thread created by
Key_Secret....

Quoth from Lincoln (United States) on 2003-05-05 13:24
[#00685022]
Points: 2577 Status: Regular


a "girl".... then it's prolly all tight and just letting
the
juices start flowing all around the body part...

you know what I beith talking about!

as for a woman though, the best I could think of to
describe, would have to be the lyrics of "Reptile" - NIN :)


g'day




 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-06-13 18:47 [#00739845]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



I like when someone had a cold and asked what he should do,
and earthleakage says "perhaps you ought to take some
medicine, I mean I'm not a doctor or anything"

lol rofl that's our dobbin


 

offline IronLung from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-06-13 19:03 [#00739856]
Points: 8032 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



"sounds good to me, there nothing i'd like more than to get

and give a good seeing to by a sexy, mature lady who likes
getting it while listening to Aphex."...

-PHIZ...

this one is WAY old, but its so funny even now...He couldnt
have said it better:)


 


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