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That Nicorette type garbage ? |
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cutting off your hands. makes it REALLY hard to light your cig. if THAT doesnt stop you, try gouging out your eyes. if you cant see it, you cant smoke it |
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stop buying smokes... and be strong! |
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fuck, i hadta quit smoking pot so i decided to get addicted to ciggs. i'll teach you to quit if you teach me how to get addicted. |
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chicks dont dig smokers |
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oh nicorette works. but its also very addictive. i mustve spent $1000 on the shit! |
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i'll cuff it when they come around |
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sticking electric eels in a tub with you ougth to take your mind off smoking for awhile |
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staple your face to a desk and put the cigarette just out of lip's reach |
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I think the best way is to not smoke anymore cigarettes. |
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never start |
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breathe more oxygen |
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are all of these excellent ideas helping you out? how long have you been smoking? |
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genius.. genius |
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what are you supposed to be smoking anyway? |
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yeah.. just stop... oh yeah punishing yourself when smoking should help... or promise yourself a cd or something |
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how about this one... have someone punch you in the face everytime you even think about a cigarette. after a few months, slowly wean yourself off this method. it works, i promise. |
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wear a shirt that says "i love catching a beat-down" in big pink letters until you quit. |
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oh, and smoking makes your nob shrink |
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Think about how fantastic it will be when you get cancer. |
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oooooooooooooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
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i always pictured cancer looking like a mutated octopus that, when ready, shoots its tentacles out of your chest and devoured your body. |
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When you find yourself reaching for another cigarette, just tell yourself what a weak fucking failure you are that you allow yourself to be controlled by an inanimate object. Either you'll toughen up and excercise some self control and quit smoking, or you'll spiral into a profound depression of self hate and kill yourself. Either way, you aren't going to be smokin' anymore. |
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Hmmm ... these are all great. I remember why I started, some chick cheated on me and I was stressed. Then I quit. Then another chick cheated on me ,started then I quit , and well now its becoming very normal. Maybe a good girlfriend will do the trick ? |
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Well yeah, having something else to do with your mouth helps of course! ;-) |
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smoking's cool. Why would you want to give up. It's only tossers that don't smoke. |
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my way: I decided not to smoke again, cos I relaized I didnt want to be a slave it was one year ago |
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Ah, here's Mr Philip Morris again LOL |
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Anyway, the answer, my friends, is (not blowing in the wind) :-) WILLPOWER!!! That's it, plain and simple! WILLPOWER!!!! |
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You could roll some lettuce in a rizla and smoke that, it's the healthy option. Also you could ask the shop keeper to put smashed glass and razor blades in your tobacco for you. Attach the cigarrete to a stick on your head just out of reach and then run after it as a a personal exercise in futility. Use tile sealant to connect your lips with an airtight waterproof seal. Everytime you smoke a cigarrette force yourself to eat all the ash that comes off it, and also eat some dog shits and your own shit as well. |
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one cigarette at a time |
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willpower is not the answer... its not a matter of willpower... that way you suffer... what you must do is decide that you want not to smoke...its not about willpower, its just that you realize that you are not interested in wasting your money in something that tastes bad and kills you...and turns you into a slave just realize that you dont like it |
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"Attach the cigarrete to a stick on your head just out of reach and then run after it as a a personal exercise in futility." I think just smoking is a personal exercise in futility. |
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hmm.. . Ive never been a regular smoker so I cant talk.. . but I find that after Ive been smoking a while that I get that sort of "need one" feeling for awhile after smoking.. . but you have to remember that the nicotine is out of the bodys system in 48hours so its a mental addiction after that.. . just have to deal with it. .. |
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Another exercise in futility is to try and prove the existence of Allah using Pythagoras' Theorum. You could also attempt to revive a corpse with long carrots strapped to your fingers and a tall German man in a Nazi officer uniform on backwards kicking you in the calves. I understand that resisting The Borg is considered futile but it's not as straightforward as my own exercises. |
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Hey thanks, I guess its a matter of WANTING TO QUIT. Blah. I heard there is this pill called like ZIBAN or something. Makes you shit your pants everytime you inhale a smoke ! |
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Probably to go on an internet messageboard and ask advice from people, the majority of which wouldnt notice (or care) if you live or die. Much better than developing your own personal willpower and good habits, oh yes |
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A good way to quit smoking: Take a 20-pack of smokes and put them in a glass of water. After 1 week you take the smokes out of the water. Every time you want a smoke you can drink, smell or put you fingers in that water - within 2 weeks you will get nausea when thinking of cigarettes |
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