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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-05-26 17:07 [#00715830]
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Shaq-Fu
*must....rip....eyes....from....head!!!*
No, seriously. Just looking at the name of that game makes me want to kill myself.
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Oddioblender
from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-05-26 17:09 [#00715832]
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I mean seriously, what were those guys thinking?
I bet they were thinking of a way to cash in on fighting games, and then some guy says "Hey! Let's get an athlete like Shaquille O'Neal, and make a fighting game about him, with smaller-than-acceptable sprites and unresponsive controls."
And then the executives probably proceeded to kick the shit out of him for saying that, and then stole his idea.
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-05-26 17:09 [#00715833]
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arrowflash for the megadrive = v. poor
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Sanguine
from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-05-26 17:15 [#00715843]
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Any hentai game ever = makes me want to stab kittens
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zaphod
from the metaverse on 2003-05-26 18:30 [#00715901]
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that would be ET. or possibly White Men Can't Jump for the atari.
"downstreet on the flipflop timepants".
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corticalstim
from Canada on 2003-05-26 18:40 [#00715902]
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i own shaq-fu on sega genesis - christ - it is godawful
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-26 18:41 [#00715904]
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please click
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Dael
from the low end (Australia) on 2003-05-26 23:18 [#00716139]
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a commodore 64 game made from the movie or tv series called "V", ...you start off on some sort of spaceship standing between two forcefields and that's it? I couldn't work out how to turn them off and nearly went psyco trying to work it out...
nice linkup pachi, I thought the review of Total Recall was hilarious,
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revpersona
from Plainfield (United States) on 2003-05-26 23:28 [#00716142]
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LMAO, the first game that popped into my head when I saw this thread was "Shaq-Fu" and sure enough, thats the game you chose...haha gotta love coincidences....or is it just the fact that everyone knows how shafty the game is...
Another Shaqtastic game would be Barkley's Shut up and Jam.
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BlatantEcho
from All over (United States) on 2003-05-26 23:49 [#00716148]
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hahaha, how is that a game even?
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Q4Z2X
on 2003-05-26 23:54 [#00716151]
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ghostbusters for the nes
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-05-27 00:27 [#00716166]
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TOMB RAIDER
If they wouldnt have put funbags in the game no one would have played it.
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sadist
from the dark side of the moon on 2003-05-27 00:28 [#00716168]
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postal 2
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-05-27 02:04 [#00716210]
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I don't know, the motion capture animation was pretty good for the time :)
My vote goes to To the Earth on the NES. Absolutely diabolical light gun game. So unproffessional....
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Amnesiac
from ERIE (United States) on 2003-05-27 05:40 [#00716350]
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That Simpson's skateboarding game for PS2 is the worst game I've ever played.
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DeLtoiD
from Ontario on 2003-05-27 06:00 [#00716394]
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ET for atari....
how the hell did you get out of the damn hole?
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slint
on 2003-05-27 06:02 [#00716402]
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fifa 97
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JAroen
from the pineal gland on 2003-05-27 06:14 [#00716423]
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Thunderbirds are GO! for ti-83
never have i seen such a slow running shitload of pixely sprites..
made my ti crash as well
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-27 06:48 [#00716448]
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pikmin
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2003-05-27 07:50 [#00716500]
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Duke Nukem 3D for Megadrive (I don't think it was officially released).
I love the PC version, though.
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pachi
from yo momma (United States) on 2003-05-27 07:59 [#00716518]
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the worst version of Doom is on N64.
nothing beats the original PC version though. i have Doom 2 on GBA and there's almost no contrast between it and the one for PC, which is nice.
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-27 08:07 [#00716529]
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I'd have to say Pedro from the ZX spectrum. In it you played a spanish farmer who was plagued by crop destroying vermin. He had to stamp on each of the creatures to protect his crop and as the game went on the creatures got more and more challenging. It was shite.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-27 08:09 [#00716533]
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winnerr
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IronLung
from the 91fwy in soCAL (United States) on 2003-05-27 08:14 [#00716537]
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PaRappa the Rapper on dreamcast
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bill_hicks
from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-05-27 08:19 [#00716540]
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Parappa is superb. Roll one up and get down to some freestyle rapping. It's superb.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-05-27 08:20 [#00716543]
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bust a groove also rocks Bo)
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aneurySm
from Ypsilanti (United States) on 2003-05-27 11:00 [#00716670]
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what blows my mind is how no one can figure out ET I beat that game when I was 11 to get out of the whole I think you just pushed up and his neck would extend and you would float to the top
maybe if you had the manual but it did suck but i did win
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eXXailon
from purgatory on 2003-05-27 11:08 [#00716686]
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oh shit yeah, those were the days. playing games on your graph calculator during class!
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MachineofGod
from the land of halo's (United States) on 2003-05-27 15:44 [#00717037]
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Pikmin?!!? what, are you insane p0g0, that game is awesome...anyways, Im surprised no one mentioned Superman 64, oh my god what a horrible game.
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smokehammer
from Saigon (Vietnam) on 2003-05-27 16:06 [#00717082]
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** ET on the atari.... **
Deltoid > you crane ET's neck for about 20 minutes, and in doing so cause your thumbs to need amputation....
...whatever ; the little bastard falls back into the hole regardless
I read somewhere that there's a hole in Arizona with around 16 million unsold ET cartridges buried in it ___ Lets hope They never get back out eh :)
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roygbivcore
from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-05-27 16:58 [#00717182]
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getting out of the hole is so simple dude, you just push up
am i the only one who doesn't totally suck ass at that game?
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Iroel
from Pisa (Italy) on 2003-05-27 21:36 [#00717393]
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Wow I played two of the games mentioned in that list: Total recall and Hokuto No Ken
worst game ever mmmhhh...
I have no Idea...since I started to pay 50 buck per game I only buy good ones...
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zaphod
from the metaverse on 2003-05-27 23:20 [#00717476]
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well, as i said before, ET is the worst game ever made. there is a game called "custers last stand" that almost beats it. i pity those who have played these games.
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-05-27 23:46 [#00717486]
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I think the petro game was released as FARMER DAN cause I got a hard copy of it for my atari. Its actually a good game .
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oxygenfad
from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-05-27 23:48 [#00717490]
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They steal your carots and shit right ?
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-28 04:28 [#00717678]
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for ti-83
whaaa you have a thing like that too? i have a ti-92plus , i had tetris on it which worked fine now it's just lying around at home i never use it and have never really used it now that i think of it
those dicks at school made me buy it now i want to get rid of it :\
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zyx
from Beijing (China) on 2003-05-28 05:00 [#00717695]
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Snoopy by C Cramer on the C64
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Jedi Chris
on 2003-05-28 05:07 [#00717698]
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Microsoft Train Simulator?!?? Who the hell would by that? I'm guessing all you do it speed up, the slow down! ??!?!
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Iroel
from Pisa (Italy) on 2003-05-28 05:10 [#00717699]
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my school uses a ti-83 too =\
I heard the 92 was hard as shit to use
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-05-28 05:18 [#00717706]
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well the only thing i used it for was saving useful text-files so i could use'em during my exams :)
(look it has a real keyboard :))
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2003-05-28 05:31 [#00717720]
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Fighting Force.
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Dael
from the low end (Australia) on 2003-05-28 07:11 [#00717837]
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"jack the nipper" for commodore 64, -couldn't work out what I had to do, to finish the first stage :P
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