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offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-17 22:11 [#00703481]
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rent-a-negro. c'mon. everybody's doin' it.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-17 22:15 [#00703483]
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"My friends still ask, 'how is that black friend of
yours?'"
- A.P., Physician



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-05-17 22:34 [#00703487]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



haha, good stuff!


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-17 22:55 [#00703492]
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I'm starting to wonder if its real, they do have a form you
can fill out. I wonder what they reply to the people who are
serious about this.


 

offline manticore from London (ON) (Canada) on 2003-05-18 00:58 [#00703514]
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the question to ask is the extent to which this site ought
to be treated with a pinch of salt. is it simply satirizing
society's masking of racism with it's "liberal concern" for
african-americans by, for instance, casting a "token black
guy" on a sitcom simply to apperar P.C. when the fact of the
matter is whites have done fuck all for impoverished black
communities other than further cutting their own taxes so
that the burden is passed on to the poorest sections of
society.


 

offline mimi on 2003-05-18 01:09 [#00703517]
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pretty over the top. one of the funnier things i've seen
all day.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-18 03:49 [#00703556]
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mmmm. i'm glad we all enjoyed it.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-18 18:35 [#00704458]
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""Sometimes we just need a black perspective on policy,
consumer opinion, or just the 'word on the street' but I
don't know who to call."

hehe "Just once I'd like to see the look on my colleagues'
faces when I show up with a black friend!"

lol good stuff



 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-05-18 18:37 [#00704460]
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LOL i didn't see these:

"Additional Services

• "Help! I need a Black Opinion!" $75 per call
(30 minute duration) or email (24 hr response time)

• Touch Her Hair: $25 each time

• Touch Her Skin: $35 each touch

• Compare Your Skin Tone to Hers: $50

• Dance Lessons for the Rhythm-Challenged: $250 hour

• Challenging Racist Family Members: add $500 per event

• Racist Guests at Event: add $500 per event (per racist)

• "Will You Tell Them I'm Not a Racist?": $1500 per vouch
"

haha.....


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-18 18:41 [#00704465]
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someone posted this 5 days ago, and the wwek before. sorry.


 

offline uzim on 2003-05-18 19:00 [#00704480]
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i know it's just a joke and needs to be taken with a big
pinch of salt, and is making fun of racism more than it is
racist itself, but still... can't laugh with that =/


 

offline mimi on 2003-05-18 23:23 [#00704705]
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go to her (damali ayo) website, she is an artist, i suppose
this is an art thing but it comes off more as a joke. ahh,
conceptual art.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-18 23:44 [#00704729]
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I can't either... but then again I can hardly laugh at Chris
Rock.

But if I HAD to... I'd rent Samuel L. Jackson.


 

offline mimi on 2003-05-18 23:47 [#00704733]
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well...i laughed pretty hard.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-18 23:56 [#00704737]
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It just needed some pictures or something. I'd want a cute
negro.
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offline mimi on 2003-05-18 23:58 [#00704739]
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no no, that would defeat the purpose, you need someone
cultural, like a real native african.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-05-19 00:07 [#00704743]
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Yeah, you're right... I guess I just always wanted a way to
hang out with Pam Grier and Richard Roundtree. And maybe
they'd have a discount because of the added
''African-AMERICAN'' suffix.


 

offline ambsace from canaDUH. on 2003-05-19 00:13 [#00704745]
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i'd take richard pryor, i think...


 


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