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Hello Everyone, The following is a true occurance at work: A man phoned his department at work and gave the following excuse to be off work sick that day: Boss: Hello, who is this? Man: Hello its ?*?*?* I will not be in work today. Boss: Why? Man: Yesterday morning my son woke up and his breath smelt of eggs, I woke today and my own breath smelt of eggs. Boss: Right. Man: I am going to go to the doctors today and tell him my breath smells of eggs. I will have to breathe on him. Boss: Aaahhh, I hope you are OK in the morning, don't have eggs for you main meal at night just in case your breath smells of eggs the next day. |
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hahahahahaha |
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trrue? trrue? |
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This has been posted before, sorry. Funny as fuck though! |
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Sorry I forgot the time I last posted it. I have been studying at college and lost track. |
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happens. |
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My breath smells of nothing, because it smells of everything, because my breath IS everything, because I am everything. |
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I dont get it. |
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haha... |
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yeah, what did I miss? |
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I don't really think there is anything to get... just that egg breath is a pretty lame excuse for missing work, yet his boss accepted it... although, maybe I'm missing something... |
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if it's that obvious, that it's obviously not that funny I think |
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ew |
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jehovas virginity was sold on ebay |
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Wrong thread, roy. |
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