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Today I was in the super market. I watched a few ladies pick up cucumbers from the cucumber section (this is not a fetish by the way). How many of these ladies actually use these for salads? My estimation is 46%, if you know what I mean. |
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99,5% |
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i read the title to this post and contemplated whether or not to click it, i guess i made the wrong decision |
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they use them for salad as second use... what gives the salad an extra flavour if you get me |
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reminds me of that film, 'adventures of the door-to-door cucumbr salesman' |
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where did the term getting your salad tossed come from? |
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I dont want to lower the tone. But my mate watched a film in which a man ejaculated on a lettuce leaf. By the way that john peel set was very excellent the other night. |
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i have it if you want it |
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if you dare |
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Why would someone want to look at cucumber disks as close as that? |
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Seriously, EVERYTIME I go to buy groceries, and pick out cucumbers... feeling them to see if they're good, I ALWAYS feel weird like the men are watching me... so I quickly just pick one.. it's soo awkward. I hate it. Oh and YES I use them for salads and nothin' else. |
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haha very funny |
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I'm betting they use their cucumbers for BOTH purposes. |
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Do you know how BIG cucumbers are??? |
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that's right seeing the size of that thing is not good for my ego... |
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well i know how big my cucumbers are and i always seem to get the perfect fit...for my food processor. |
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lol i dunno.. they're just damn big for me. it'd hurt like a bitch... damn. |
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Corrupted Girl, I could never imagine the Pope allowing cucumbers to be on sale in the Vatican City. Do you have to buy them out of town, and sneak them back customs? |
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hahaha |
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I may set up a mail order cucumber service for all those ladies who are embarrased to purchase in shops. |
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you see, the thing is we don't need to use cucumbers cause theres these things called vibrators that are MUCH better ;o, |
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would a man with parkinson also do? |
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or silvite's dance? or any other of the "wobbly" inflictions |
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that's sick....................... but yeah he'll do |
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i always feel awkward testing cucumbers in supermarkets too....but that could be because i test them by biting off the end and sucking out the cucumber juice... |
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Yes. I sneak out every Sunday and go to the nearest little town ... |
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I'm notoriously sick but I've always wanted to see a woman use an n64 control pad for it's intended purpose. I asked my ex gf about it and she laughed and said it's a nice size/shape but refused to do it (seriously i asked her in january)....then, at least. as for cucumbers - man that's just too big, i'd never try fucking a girl who's had one of those motherfuckers in her. |
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yeah you couldnt compete with a cucumber... |
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jesus, what kind of gigantic cucumbers do you ppl talk about? |
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this is a question for the ladies... do the bumps on the cucumbers add extra pleasure? im debating on whether or not i should treat my ghoneria. |
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Jesus christ I thought it was only 14 year olds who are all "Huhuhuhu YEAH MAN MY DICK IS AS BIG AS A CUCUMBER" I happen to be pretty well off so I don't feel the need to crap on in that fashion. |
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oh no wait, unless you mean no one could. Listen just forget about me, I'm going mad. Seriusly though. |
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that will be the ghoneria |
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erm, i thought this topic would be about the thoughts of a cucumber... do you all think of cucumbers as vegetable dildos?!! ;P ... i wonder what can a cucumber think of with its green matter, if it could.. o_O except the ? |
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what the f*ck is that site there is a gallery of small ninjas using cucumber disks to check out the enemy. with a loveyl little tune to boot http://www.leconcombre.com/masque/gallery-01.html |
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i thought ye were on about i used one of those plastic SAXA salt packets on a girl once........ thinking of it now, it was bit big |
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carrots would be much more appropriate if you ask me. |
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heh veggies just don't turn me on.. now why would I stick something that doesn't turn me on inside of me..? That's the greatness of dicks... |
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Oh and that story WASN'T true! |
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"the greatness of dicks"?! o_O ...which story were you mentioning? |
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hah! |
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