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Yeah so right after my girlfriend dumps me i get hit my a car and then the cops take away my suspended license. And when i say "right after" i mean like 5 minutes after. when it rains it pours. |
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man. |
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I caught my dick in my Jeans zipper this morning(no shit) if that cheers you up? |
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haha i hate that, orr not shaking well enough |
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It doesn't matter how well you shake it,it still leaks i've noticed. Talking of Dicks,how are you Carl? Joke. |
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My day wasn't too sweet neither. But enough about me. Let's talk about something else, |
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y u filthy little - narr i'm okish, as good as good as good gets. how rr u, long time no posting... |
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I'm good. No posting because my computers shit,and I had trouble with this site. Enough about us. |
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hahaha thats sick! |
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You girls don't understand. |
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get buttons you fool!!! ;) |
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I don't get along with buttons,they take ages to undo when I go for a nature call. |
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I dunno, button jeans work pretty well, grab undo the top one and just pull the two sides apart and they come undone... not the wisest of trousers to wear when you're "going commando" mind ;) |
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Also painfull;pubic hair being caught in zippers. |
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*hug* there there :D tomorrow today will be forgotten and all your worries with it. -A- |
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What if I do it again though? |
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PAYDAY!!!! :) Anyone heard that Stereolab BBC sessions-album? Think I might go and fetch me a copy... |
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if the lil guy is really injured, you should give him mouth-to-mouth... |
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i think virginpushers day was slightly worse, chaps. The little fella always gets better, he has to! |
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