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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-13 15:17 [#00696904]
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There have been many movies about aliens with superior intelligence and technology contacting humans, either in a hostile or peaceful manner. Examples are independence day and total recall. Imagine being a member of such a superior alien group. It must be quite insane.. and it is, for we are that group. We are the "superior aliens", the ones that will baffle some other alien group with some insane legacy or technological wonder with instructions to activate it. It's a strange concept. I mean, all this time we've been wondering what they look like.. are they bizarre slimy blobs encased in artificial exoskeletons, or white hovering spheres? It turns out they are composed of muscle and bone. Conspicuous features being 4 long appendages with pentagonal extremities on their ends and a bulbous "head". Their sexual parts are normally conspicuous, but they wear "clothes" that cover them which is an weird concept. They're all insane, those crazy primates. I know this topic sucks but it's not like your replies are going to be any better.
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Zombiekev
from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-05-13 15:18 [#00696910]
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would you have sex with an alien?
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Clic
on 2003-05-13 15:20 [#00696913]
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Would you?
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Zombiekev
from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-05-13 15:21 [#00696914]
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if it was sexy
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-05-13 15:21 [#00696915]
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this topic is quality.
the techno-primates are a strange bunch. will they kill themselves? will they save themselves?
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-13 15:24 [#00696924]
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if she was human looking and hot
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-05-13 15:25 [#00696928]
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there might be some supersexy alien forms that would turn me on.
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Zombiekev
from Ardmore (United States) on 2003-05-13 15:27 [#00696931]
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i'm leaving my options open, like this fine fellow from minneapolis.
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-05-13 15:28 [#00696934]
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good man. wait until one is coming on to you to make any decisions.
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-13 15:34 [#00696947]
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We are NOT superior because we are not able to get out of our own solar system in any way...
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-13 15:35 [#00696953]
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Sex with an alien would be a genetic "mistake", as far as human gene replication is concerned. If aliens exist that are white hovering spheres, how would you have sex with it though? Maybe it doesn't even need orifices.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-13 15:36 [#00696957]
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i can. i'm a glow worrm :|
thats a lie, i can't and neitherr can glow worrms so rreally therre was no hope orr arrgument to begin with.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-13 15:37 [#00696959]
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not THAT alien
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-13 15:39 [#00696962]
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Their sexual parts are normally conspicuous
Damn, there seems to be something wrong with me ;-)
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-05-13 15:39 [#00696964]
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reproductive capabilities shouldn't matter. sex can take many forms. i'm sure if a white orb and a person were so inclined, they would succeed in getting something going.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-13 15:41 [#00696965]
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like me and the bowl of tuna and mayo
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-13 15:47 [#00696990]
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White orbs don't even reproduce, let alone sexually. They just exist eternally as the individuals that they are. If you started rubbing it's spherical surface, it'd just understand your misfiring intented behavior, and try to hover away from you because it has more important things to do. The black orbs, on the other hand, might be more accepting and cooperative.
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-13 15:50 [#00696995]
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aren't those black ones called "reniform puls"?
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-13 15:52 [#00697001]
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you really think the white ones have a chance trying to float away when I started rubbing them ;-)
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-13 15:58 [#00697019]
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Well they can teleport away, if annoyed enough. To us it would appear like THEY teleported away, but that's not how their teleporting system really works. They are unable to teleport THEMSELVES anywhere, but ARE able to teleport anything else. So what they do is teleport the entire universe in the opposite direction that they want to go which accomplishes the same goal. They have a system where no two orbs are allowed to teleport the universe at exactly the same time though.. if they did, they might move it in opposite directions which would tear the fabric of everything apart.
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-13 16:03 [#00697030]
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Are you sure this isn't a contradiction to Von Heisenberg's uncertainty principle?
ehh.... or something....
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-13 16:07 [#00697039]
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Oh yeah, by the way: the universe is infinite, so there might be an infinite number of white floating spheres. If there is an infinite number of whithe spheres, at any given moment in time, there will always be two or more spheres trying to teleport, which seems to be impossible in your story....
So, are you lying to me???
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-13 16:07 [#00697040]
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If the white orbs wrote a book, it would put Von Heisenberg to shame I'm sure. They have no need to communicate their thoughts externally though. (although this contradicts my initial post that humans are the superior alien life form... all well)
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-13 16:12 [#00697045]
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Whoa, whoa, you're talking about the white floating SPHERES. They're an entirely different class of life. They can't even teleport, only the white orbs can. There are only 15 white floating orbs in existence though.
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Polynomial-C
from Netherlands, The on 2003-05-13 16:16 [#00697049]
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15 in the entire universe?
So I guess the chance that I'll find one in my bed tonight isn't really high then...
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-13 16:33 [#00697074]
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Contacting Santa Claus would probably be your best chance of finding a white orb. A lot of people believe that he has one, in order to explain how he makes his christmas deliveries so quick (by using their teleportation).
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-05-13 19:09 [#00697161]
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What if WE ARE THE MOST advanced race in the Universe right now? Other races exist but we are the farthest along in evolution... That would make us the closest thing to God's.
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od_step_cloak
from Pleth (Australia) on 2003-05-13 21:18 [#00697252]
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this topic is brilliant the first post sounds EXaCTLY like what one of my mates says when he's stoned lolz
But yeah I'd love to fuck an alien that would be so cool.
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:25 [#00697318]
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come on now, that's absurd. i would think that a human is no closer to being a god than a stone.
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tibbar
from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-05-14 00:28 [#00697321]
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who left the sci-fi channel on?
*turns it off quickly*
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Job a boj
from Land of the Lost Timezone! (Canada) on 2003-05-14 01:22 [#00697354]
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I'm sure beings can evolve to such a fine point that sexual actions could simply be taken with mere thoughts.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-05-14 11:01 [#00697842]
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it is possible! long time ago a girl told me that she was capable of having orgasms by just thinking of it.
many people can at least achieve it without touching sex-organs, so there are mayn ways...
id prefer some lubed-alien-organ-pussy-thingie though
telepathic sex would be interesting as well
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2003-05-14 12:43 [#00697920]
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aliens came to this planet, fucked a neandethal and the human race was born. this explains the 'missing link'. it also explains 'god' coming from the skies. think about it.
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-14 12:50 [#00697930]
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the rreligion "alienist" orr whateverr, u know them guys who cloned someone apparrently believe that, and the trrue trranslation of God is frrom the sky orr something like that.
Perrsonally i don't believe any of the theorries evolution is corrrrect.
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ijonspeches
from 109P/Swift-Tuttle on 2003-05-14 13:10 [#00697958]
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believing is nonsense.
aliens fucking neandertaler is very strange aswell, but who knows!
we are one child of evolution, why should others differ from us that much?
i want to get me a interstellar thumb and find out by hitchiking, maybe i find a twoheaded alien or...
btw can anyone of you imagine a more suitable form of being to have sex with than a human?
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Anus_Presley
on 2003-05-14 13:16 [#00697968]
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no i can't
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jupitah
from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-05-14 14:41 [#00698076]
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dna seeded from celestial origin also explains the sky-god correlation. either watson or crick (in part responsible for discovering the double helix structure of dna) seemed to be convinced of this.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-14 14:44 [#00698082]
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You know,I once stuck a white orb up my ass.
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TonePu5her
from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2003-05-14 14:47 [#00698087]
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This topic was getting too intelligent so I knocked it down a couple of I.Q points.
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