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Ladies and Gentleman of the GED class of 1999, I have 1 piece of advice for you. No matter what a stripper tells you, there's no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh theres champagne in the champagne room, but you dont want champagne, you want sex, and theres no sex in the champagne room. Don't go to parties with metal detectors. Sure it fells safe inside,but what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns. They know you aint got one. If a woman tells you shes 20 and looks 16, she's 12. If she tells you shes 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40. Take off that silly ass hat!!! The ODB couldn't of possibly committed all those crimes. Coolio did some of that s**t. Young Black men, if you go to a movie theater and somebody steps on your foot, let it slide. Why spend the next 20 years in jail cuz someone smudged your puma. Cornbread-aint nuttin wrong with with that. No matter what you think of what im saying remember this one thing, there's no sex in the champagne room. If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasnt been homeless that long. A real homeless person is to hungry to be funny. Here's a horoscope for everyone- Aquarius- your gonna die Capricorn- your gonna die Gemini- your gonna die twice Leo- your gonna die Scorpio- your gonna die No one goes to hooters for wigs If you've been dating a guy for 4 months and haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend. Some of the things i said may not apply to you, some of the things i said may offend you. But no matter who you are you must remember this one thing, no matter what a stripper says, theres no sex in the champagne room. None. |
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so do i win "stupidest thread ever" yet? |
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It's funny because it's true. |
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heheheh now im gonna go listen to some NWA and eat a McRib *rimshot* *fans begin booing* hey, but it's true!!!!! |
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right, got it, so thats sex in the champagne room then? |
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Yes, Chris Rock sang this didn't he? As Bill Hicks said, it's funny because it's true. |
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Who would try to get sex in a strip club anyway? There's bouncers are ready to rip your head off for any excuse. You're better to go to the local whore hangouts. I often go to this one young girl in glasgow who does oral and swallows all for £10. Fucking bargain. |
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she probably charges by the minute, and the other people are all charged hundreds.... |
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hahahaha |
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It's funny because it's true. |
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what is the champagne room? (serious) |
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damn!! im an aquarius..... |
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well its like the steam room and the room of illusions....except that theres free champagne on the table in the corner |
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Nonsense man. They don't call me tantric bill for nothing. |
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no they call you tantric bill for £10 |
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hahaha stop it man!! :D my stomach hurts |
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I'm quite comfortable about paying for sex. All guys pay for it one way or another. |
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LOL! Bob McBob is on the jazz!! |
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The fucking twat is a jizz stain. |
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"no one goes to hooters for wings" |
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I agree with everything you said, but please guys and girls, could you stop using the 'n' word, even if you are black. I've never found it cool. But then again, I cringe whenever Quentin Tarantino uses it, and think that most ganster (sorry gangsta) rappers are full of shit. Watch Spike Lee's 'Bamboozled' makes a good point about it, even though it's not a particularly good movie, in my opinion. |
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"stop using the 'n' word" nookie? |
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He was quoting lyrics of a track by Chris Rock (who is black), I don't think any offence was intended :) |
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I know. But I see it all the time here on this message board. Maybe I should just become a nun and shut the fuck up. |
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no i agree with donutman... i myself have complained on this very message board about hating the word, and it seems to have slipped past my view. i cry your pardon, monsenior donut. :) |
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Fuck censorship! "Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga please!" |
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ok, patty smith |
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You're not being censored, and I'll doubt you'll get kicked out for it. So that message will be on this board for all to see for as long as threads stay alive here. Hmmmmm. |
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Oh no! What a calamity! |
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dude, go listen to gravity kills and have an enema |
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funny post another one : if you're driving and you put your foot down , regardless of what your mother may say to the contrary , you WILL get there quicker. BTW a girl i've been 'seeing' told me she was 20 , and does look 16.... but it turns out she's 18....:/ |
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you are blowing my mind right now. get OUT FROM BEHIND ME EYES!!!!!!!!!! |
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Anyone seen GO ? "I'll have your finest bottle of champagne!" |
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Just downloaded a Gravity Kills song, 'Enough'. Not really my cup of tea. So, I guess it's time for that enema..... Actually, I think I'll just listen to Autechre and take a nap. Hopefully I'll wake up in a better mood. |
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No-one, ever, should have to suffer Gravity Kills. |
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What were we talking about again? |
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i think i saw gravity kills open up for the sex pistols when i was in 5th grade. it was pretty cool at the time. |
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hehe i love it when tibbar goes apeshit :) |
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i once took acid under sketchy circumstances and heard this song... it would not leave my head for weeks. the chorus rang through over and over. i didn't go to sleep that night because the song wouldn't stop. |
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sounds like the song im making :) |
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i own a gravity kills cd. lol shit, i do |
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good thread that is, somebodys gotta talk th truth, maybe you got to start a rap career or write raps or truth for rappers or punkrockers |
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biznumps |
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man... you guys are so lucky! you get my insomnia rants set in stone for all to see forever and ever on xltronic!!!!! i stand by the gravity kills and enema comment... itll keep you regular, alright. |
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i own 3 gravity kills cds.. i happen to like them.. SO THERE! |
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hey hey hey... i am guilty, and you are guilty too. |
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Wow tribbar that was GREAT! I enjoyed that soooo much *smile* |
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pff the "n" word is about as offensive to me as the "c" word or the "f" word or anything like that. I never say it coz I'm white, but I don't get OFFENDED by it. |
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who the heck is tribbar???? you been seein' other men, woman!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!? ;) |
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i'll tib YOUR bar! |
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