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offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 15:12 [#00663592]
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how ?? can somebody tell ?? maybe someone else is
interested...


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-22 15:14 [#00663597]
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don't go there dude :\


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-04-22 15:15 [#00663598]
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The first rule of becoming a moderator is to look like you
don't want to be a moderator. Most boards select the
moderators themselves if they feel they need to add to the
team.

Personally I wouldn't want to be a moderator anywhere
because I think it is a thankless job =)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-04-22 15:15 [#00663599]
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You're asked. "Trusted Friends" are asked...


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-22 15:17 [#00663605]
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next question: how to become a trusted friend?

j/k ;)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-04-22 15:17 [#00663606]
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Although Muse's official MB has just lost 2 Mods and another
one resigned a couple of months back, so they're three down.
Go over there, pretend to be female and offer to have cyber
sex with the admin and he'll make you one (sadly, I'm not
joking...).

So, if you really want to be a mod you could go there...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-04-22 15:18 [#00663609]
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You have to do a "real world" hit job on a person who has
been banned and keeps coming back under new accounts. That
way Phob always has that to keep you in check ;)


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 15:20 [#00663615]
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that wouldn't change many things... i mean maybe i would
stop to post the serious shit :)

but i think that the mods that are already here sometimes
make things a bit late


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-22 15:21 [#00663620]
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How the hell were you asked then?

LOL!! :P


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-22 15:22 [#00663626]
Points: 23472 Status: Lurker



"trrusted loverrs" arre asked so Ophecks told me.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-22 15:24 [#00663634]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



Phobiazero: You must prove yourself! If you
complete these three heoric tasks, then, and only
then, will I grant your knighthood!

1) bring me the decapitated head of, Charleef Fo
Chofinhymer, the shrieking cyclops who resides in the caves
of mt. Terror

2) Defeat the hydra of Yurfle

3) Vanquish the three Bodash giant brothers who terrorize
the village of hytopin

fare well, and good luck!



 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 15:25 [#00663636]
Points: 8670 Status: Lurker | Followup to Ceri JC: #00663606



do you really think i wanna become a mod on a mb just to
check out the ban and close topic thingies ?? i think you
think that...

no


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-22 15:31 [#00663658]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular



I want to be a moderator so I can ban myself.
If I was moderator, I would permantently ban all the posters
of serious and boring topics, and all posters that use the
phrase "lol" or "roflmao". This place would be awesome.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 15:34 [#00663672]
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no it wouldn't


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-22 15:35 [#00663675]
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We need some female Moderraperrs on this boarrd. Then we
call all be bad.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 15:37 [#00663690]
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but you could invent some special scripts, that it deletes
automatically all posts with lol or roflmao. and every
thread not containing the words afx, aphex twin or richard d
james...
THAT would be wonderful



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-22 15:37 [#00663691]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



I want to be a moderator so I can enact revenge on all who
have crossed me..........bwahahahahhahaahahhaa!!

I am waiting for the day, a moderator is fired!!
Hehheheehehe - we can have a 'stoning' like in the old
times!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-22 15:38 [#00663693]
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no that would suck


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 15:39 [#00663696]
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corrupted girl for moderator !! :)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-04-22 15:39 [#00663697]
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I can see it now, " 'Femalemod' you're so hot in your
moderators uniform... why don't you give me a temp. ban
baby!" ;)

Anus:
Amusingly, a Muse MB moderator I know told me this evening
that he reckons there shouldn't be female mods on his
board!

Sadist: Wh do you want to become a mod, just ourt of
interest (BTW, I have no power to make others mods...)


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 15:44 [#00663707]
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i just sometimes see that there could be one more... i mean
like the thing wit aecompentry...

there should be a little faster work...


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-04-22 15:48 [#00663722]
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Ah, don't worry, we spotted him straight away...

Often, evidence is collected in the form of
threads/destructive behaviour. Also, if you ban people
straight away people on the board start to complain and
question why you banned them (fuck me, at least one
individual complained that I banned AeCompEntry).

If you really feel there should be more mods, I suggest you
mail crew@xltronic.com about it...



 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 15:51 [#00663737]
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not yet...

i think that i'm not ready yet... but maybe in some time...
i just wanted to now what to look at...

thanks anyway !


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-22 16:08 [#00663782]
Points: 21456 Status: Regular | Followup to sadist: #00663737



sorry, one of the prerequisites to become a moderator is
proper english grammar.


 

offline nacmat on 2003-04-22 17:28 [#00663924]
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lol (ban me)


 

offline Asche XL on 2003-04-22 17:33 [#00663925]
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That's genius. Agreed.

Vote for w M w for moderator!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-22 17:34 [#00663929]
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Hardly - sentances begin with capital letters.

:)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-04-22 17:41 [#00663941]
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WTF are "sentances"? :P


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-04-22 17:45 [#00663944]
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I'm only a moderator because I know Phobia's dark secret,
and I'll tell it to everyone if he didn't give me some sort
of power over you pencil-necked geeks. It involves tutus,
acorns, and lots of honey. I'll tell you no more, I promised
him.


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-04-22 17:47 [#00663946]
Points: 8603 Status: Lurker



don't make me a mod, i would just rescue the mb :(


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-22 17:48 [#00663947]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular | Followup to Ophecks: #00663944



As a mod, do you have to read all this drivel? I mean every
self satisfying word? Do you check each thread for deviant
behavior? I suppose it could be fun but I'd be seriousley
tempted to ban people to wind them up. Respect and proper
Bo I tell thee to all the moderators.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-04-22 17:58 [#00663954]
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I read most, but not everything... only diff between now and
pre-mod days is now I can do kewl banny and deletey shit,
and I have a bigger penis. And if I DO miss anything,
there's a bunch of tattle tales around that will e-mail me
anyway. ;-)


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2003-04-22 18:17 [#00663982]
Points: 12102 Status: Regular



*chortle*

It must be fun! I think you're doing a good job anyway
Ophecks.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-22 18:26 [#00663989]
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tattle tales eh?? You must give me this list of
informants....they will be dealt with severely...

>:)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-04-22 18:26 [#00663991]
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You're forgetting to mention all the real world XLT groupies
we get mate...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-04-22 18:32 [#00663997]
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Tall ones, short ones, brunettes and blondes, young and old,
ALL those gold diggers iz out for XLT mods. I know exactly
what Jim Morrison must have felt like.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-22 18:36 [#00664002]
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You wish...... :P

....and on that note, I bid you all a fond farewell. Sleep
well people!


 

offline diemax from somewhere in tennessee :( (United States) on 2003-04-22 18:41 [#00664012]
Points: 2040 Status: Lurker



hahaha, all fine and good so long as no one tries to get me
to mod again, i did that on a site 4 years ago... it
shouldn't be any suprise to you all that said site no longer
exists...
i banned half of them for not having cyber sex with me
the other half for having cyber sex with me
and the third half for being bad at math, and seeing as i've
made my most recent monthly post i'm off to where ever it is
i go when i'm not here


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-04-22 23:12 [#00664206]
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wow... you banned three halves...


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-23 03:46 [#00664465]
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Being bad at math is enough of a reason to ban nine halves I
think.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-23 03:50 [#00664469]
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or be banned nine times ;)


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-23 04:06 [#00664477]
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starting topics like this would be job one


 

offline LuxExTenebris from ehh... tenebris? (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-23 06:10 [#00664614]
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Wow, I imagine that. "Go away, you're banned, banned,
banned, banned, banned, banned, banned, banned and
banned!!!" :D


 


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