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...by really is fucking funny. I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit I only have a dick that's quite hairy My ass is too, that's kinda scary I wish I was a girl I don't care about the blood, I don't care about the pain Cos being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain Cost being a guy is really boring And cross dressing just isn't my thing Some people think I might be gay But I don't swing the other way I just wanna be a girl so damn much To fell my clit as it gets......... But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more Cos I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits But I wouldn't really care cos I would have massive tits I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time I'd get a better job when performing 69 Cos being a girl would be so cool Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool Mother Why wasn't I a girl (repeat 12 times) Why Chorus and out something in this text speaks to me...erhm...or maybe not |
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I wish I was a girrl... with a big fucking mirrrrorr |
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have you seen the video? :) |
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ha... another one! there are much more men than wish they were girls, than girls who wish they were men (i kinda know one though) : ) |
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no, norr hearrd the song. i was D/Ling some MP3 then but my comp bust. |
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Nope, I'm perfectly happy being a strapping young well hung lad, boobs don't appeal to me except to grab. I don't want them hindering my jogging. I'm also not a fan of blood oozing out of my genitals... call me crazy! *shrug |
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Cos when you cum you don't leave a pool good point! |
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...anybody wishes (s)he was sexless or hermaphrodite? |
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I wouldnt like... unless I was lesbian |
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I don't need to be a girl... I have massive man tits!!! They're much better!!!! :) |
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Absolute genius. |
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.. come to think of it.. wouldn't it be nice to be able to change your genitals instantly whenever you feel like muhwhahah imagine all the money you'll save from all the cumcumbers you can sneak out of the grocery store |
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*faints* |
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AHHH!!! *gets massive hard-on |
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"muhwhahah imagine all the money you'll save from all the cumcumbers you can sneak out of the grocery store" > O_O ..... o_O ...... +_+ ..... ' _ - |
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You don't necessarily need to change genitals for that. *cough* |
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......oh no... ^^; wash the cucumbers well before eating them then... |
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Once I saw the Goatse man smuggle a turkey out of a grocery store. |
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i saw a grocery smuggle a goat out of a turkey store before washing the 6 eaten cucumbers and replacing them with 7 radishes of genitalialic proportions... |
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My friend's brother did the CD artwork for Violent Delight, and all that website stuff. Shit music though. |
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i'd like to be female, if i was borrn a female, therre is no way in 100000000 yearrs i would everr get a sex change, its just not the same. |
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someone once said to me, "you look like a girl". i said "turn me over and i am" |
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Yeah i think i would have preferred to be a girl, if someone would have asked me ;-) But ofcourse we don't get to choose. I like the song "being a girl" by mansun better, even though i don't really understand all the lyrics ;-) At least they are more serious. That violent delight is just a joke. Being a boy's like sucking on a lemon And I judge myself by the adverts I see My deodorant hides the real me These things elevate me above animals |
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lol! you actually made me laugh out loud |
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well...fair enough ;) I also think that this one song will be the only thing I would hear with them I you see your friends brother TELL HIM TO FIX THAT FUCKING WEBSITE ...i hate sloppy designing ;)= |
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i'd like to be sexless. or maybe a very girly boy. |
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haha |
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the kinda skinny pretty boy with britpop hair who wears hairclips and black.. |
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have you tried being a fag? Oh wait, you only specified your desire to be a girl in the past by using "was". I do not know if you still retain this desire in the present. Well, I'm a girl and it's pretty lame and boring. |
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hahah thats awesome!!! i love being a girl |
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i know the type. forr some rreason all the girrls i know go forr that kinda girrlie perrfection, so you would have all my mates afterr you. i don't stand a chance. |
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i miss the days when men werre men and skinny prretty boys werre poofs |
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*is lost in the imaginative world* your mates you say? hey i can also do a good dress up. |
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i think, that if a guy became a honest to goodness girl, he'd kill himself. i mean, BLOOD COMES OUT OF YOUR VIGINA FOR 5-8 DAYS! it is not fun. if i was a guy, i'd fuck every thing, and piss every where, fer sure. |
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lots of them round here.. i think i used to be one but im all old and tough now :] |
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I like being a girl... but then again, I've never been a boy |
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having constant boners is fucking annnnoooooyyyyying! |
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what's the problem? cut it off. wankers. |
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look into the frogs |
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