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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 10:29 [#00659948]
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dont ya think??


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 10:30 [#00659951]
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You are the one talking about fucking animals in that other
topic!

; )


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 10:30 [#00659952]
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damn i must be bored as hell yes


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-04-20 10:33 [#00659957]
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it is! i was just about to make a topic about it. everywhere
is spring i guess


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 10:34 [#00659958]
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Just keep those little spring lambs away from Jaroen!

:D


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-20 10:35 [#00659960]
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trrue it is... and i like it. while we arre all in the mood,
why not.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 10:36 [#00659961]
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i want to fuck.....

lambs

must... find... mammals...


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 10:36 [#00659962]
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today? man, where have you been lately? I'm oozing manjuice
24/7 :)


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 10:36 [#00659964]
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you mean mammories right?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-04-20 10:38 [#00659966]
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* put on dj arsefox - wet porn hymns vol. 1 *

yeah im very fond of my mammories


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-04-20 10:39 [#00659969]
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hah, i feel like that guy at the very end in bowling for
columbine with the 'fuck everybody' cap.

even lil guini pig mozart climbed on dr.dumbo (my bunny)
again - though he got castrated only recently. dunno...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 10:39 [#00659971]
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Hahahahhaha - you should be institutionalised!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 11:17 [#00660008]
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i think the board wants to get it on with another
message board of the opposite sex..


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-20 11:37 [#00660027]
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BOOBIES!!!!

BOOBIES!!!!


 

offline Flipered from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-20 11:57 [#00660061]
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perhaps its those corrupted girls pics, got everyone
subconsiously thinking (I really shouldn't bring this up)


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-20 12:52 [#00660120]
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i haven't noticed it, but there is a logical explanation:

today > easter.
easter > eggs.
eggs > ovula.
ovula > for reproduction.
for reproduction > sex.

easy... me so clever!! ^^;


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 12:54 [#00660124]
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You are too good for this earth! Ever thought of a career
in showbiz?

:D


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-20 12:58 [#00660132]
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fsk im not horny :)



 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-04-20 12:58 [#00660134]
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haha grreat


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-04-20 13:04 [#00660141]
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(:-3-*<

(naked woman lying)
lol@myself


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-04-20 13:05 [#00660142]
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erm... with banana on her head


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 13:05 [#00660143]
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Is that rabbit eating your hand?


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-04-20 13:07 [#00660144]
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no, it's my gf's hand, she is helping him stand on his
backlegs. i used to have a button in my profile for larger
pics but my host is down at the moment

btw, he can do it on his own now, hah he just ran through
the room like crazy :)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 13:10 [#00660149]
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What's its name?


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-04-20 13:12 [#00660151]
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Dumbo officially, or Pommel or something refering to what he
does at the moment


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 14:19 [#00660268]
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Wow, it is boobies weather in the city parks today.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 14:28 [#00660274]
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Are you sure that these rabbits aren't breeding here.!??!?!

And btw whats the deal with the pancake on your rabbits head
Fleetmouse?


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2003-04-20 14:44 [#00660283]
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lol


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 14:47 [#00660286]
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The pancakes on its head represent man vainly striving to
shelter himself from inescapably cruel nature by means of
flimsy contrivances. The rabbit believes he is safe - he
will never be safe.

The mixed image of food and a living mammal also represents
man's place in nature - whenever a population exceeds the
carrying capacity of its environment, nature finds ways to
kill it back to desirable levels, whether through famine,
plague or an increase of predators - the subtext of
predators therefore implies "homo homini lupus" - man is a
wolf to man, for we are our own predators.

Furthermore, the seasonal prepresentaiton of a fertility
symbol bearing solar disks on its head heralds the return of
the summer sun.

But still, boobies, eh? :: elbow ::


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 14:54 [#00660292]
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I think you just got sloppy with your breakfast, and dropped
it on the poor things head!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 15:01 [#00660304]
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as we speak this board is mating with a different, female
board.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 15:03 [#00660306]
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I hope the guy in your avatar isn't the resulting ofspring!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 15:06 [#00660314]
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it's the moleman character from the game "sam & max hit the
road."
if you haven't played it before, you should..


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 15:07 [#00660315]
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Good game...I remember it well, now that you mention it.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 15:09 [#00660321]
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there should be a favorite lucasarts character avatar month
when everyone is sick of having lightsabers


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 15:10 [#00660324]
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Sick of lightsabers?!??! Wash your mouth out with soap....do
you know who I am??!?!

LOL!!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 15:14 [#00660332]
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they all could still have lightsabers since they are
LUCASarts characters, but i mean like another special avatar
thing like how the lightsabers are on many people's avatars
right now..but keep the saber by all means if you want to!


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-20 15:14 [#00660334]
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I know who ya are; you're a quasi-jedi :)
*runs and hides*


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2003-04-20 15:15 [#00660335]
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i feel so horny i wanna play the freedom horn!!


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 15:15 [#00660336]
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i'm not going to wash my mouth out with soap though,
because, being the moleman that i am, my mouth is full of
pecan-flavored candies..


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 15:16 [#00660338]
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I will! Thanks.

:)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 15:18 [#00660342]
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A different, female board?! I have no trouble believing that
this board is male, but what female board are we mating
with?


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2003-04-20 15:18 [#00660343]
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i had a feeling that that avatar was from day of the
tentacle...even though ive never played it. i just
recognized the art style.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 15:23 [#00660356]
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it's similar to sam & max..


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-04-20 15:25 [#00660358]
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i'm not positive, but.. the first question would be, which
"female" board would really be xltronic's type?


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-04-20 15:36 [#00660392]
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Haha! I still find that freedom stuff amusing!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 15:54 [#00660437]
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I think we're a loner, really. We'll just have to share our
womenfolk around.


 

offline mimi on 2003-04-20 16:01 [#00660459]
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yeah, you're right, you guys all like men


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-04-20 16:34 [#00660539]
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Good idea!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-04-20 16:49 [#00660558]
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Except for mine, cause that's "different"


 


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