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i'm at my cousins house and i'm bored like hell... so had you ever had sex (had sex ?? with a THING ??) with i don't know... some of these real dolls or something ?? (wanking doesn't count) |
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I bet I'm the only person here who will admit to having done it with a blow-up doll once. Without wishing to blow my own trumpet (so to speak), the holes are far too small. |
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Serves you right for using the Macauley Culkin model. |
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I havent no, but I would. |
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LOL!! |
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ahahah oh shit! |
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"Palm Sunday takes its name from Jesus' triumphal entry into Jerusalem where the crowds laid palms at his feet." |
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Anus, you rock. |
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.... no comment... i will not ask how it was... |
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Maybe I should have been more specific when asking for a 'cute blonde'. |
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mike the cool person, always with a solution in times of trouble |
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I won't tell you it was painful. |
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rright back at ya Dan. So this doll, was it any good? |
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I refuse to answer this topic on the count of protecting my rumor. |
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I would imagine it would be possible to have sex with a small sports car. Imagine having sex with Kit from Knight Rider. I suppose it would be possible to have a gay relationship with this car as it talked. He was rather handsome as cars go, more so than Herbie, who was unable to talk therefore would be difficult to be a long term romance partner. As most relationships require quality communication supplemented by a bit of bedroom gymnastics. However Herbie may have been a mute, hence sign language could have been used to express your love.Imagine walking down the street taking Kit on a date. You could open the door and wind the window down and feed one arm through the hole, thus replicating the position a man and woman's arms are in when they link arms whilst in love. |
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do animals count too? |
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If they have a proper education! ;) |
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i want to fuck.... your avatar! |
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You must control these urges...... |
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i like to boil an orange and poke out a hole in the middle.. nice and juicy, and warm |
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Not really, no. That said, I've been with women who have shown less interest. Maybe I just met the wrong doll ;) |
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hey... i tried that too (sucks) |
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a clone of myself but in a woman form |
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that would be nasty... |
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no it would be perfect... esp. if the clone has an on/off switch and comes in a bag for convenient storage |
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anyone tried stuffed animals? (ohhhh im so bored & tired) |
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Just buy a and save yourself the trouble of buying a Macauley Culkin where the holes are too small. |
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kit.... get the hyper sucker ready !! go !! |
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has one of you ever tried to... erm... build a pussy ?? like the orange thing ?? |
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"realdolls cannot stand unasisted" that's crap... you can't fuck them standing... but you can do it with the maccauly culkin one |
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and charlie has a small cock !! hihi i got a bigger one (shut the fuck up cunt !!) ((ok)) |
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only with my bed sheets... |
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made me cum, and that's the whole point, innit? |
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sure |
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same as uzim |
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned the obvious...what about a nice apple pie?? You have seen american pie haven't you? |
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this topic is NOT awesome but I think I'm humped my bed while dreaming, otherwise, I've not mated with any objects :D |
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And for those who cannot decide: |
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ahh i dont even know what to think.. his skin look sso soft.. |
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I used to fuck this yogy bear doll I had... best sex I ever had... hmm, only sex I ever had actually, besides my hand!! |
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I just had a horrible thought: women must be prevented from owning stock in that company, because there's only one way to increase the sales... :-/ |
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if that thing didnt have a dick and had a nicer face and was REAL , she'd have a real nice body.. and skin :) |
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I think it's easier for females to have sex with inanimate things. am I misled? |
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Probably , but depends if you're in the produce section in your grocery store or in a plubming store. |
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i had sex with a robot, but it had the brain of a human so its ok. |
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wow... that is something I never even considered... the produce section is definitely full of potential love |
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Is this a confession? : ) |
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LOL, I imagine the guy in your avatar fucking a yogi bear doll......hmmmm |
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