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What are these headlines for "The Sun" newspaper? |
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where now for man raised by puffins? |
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and hello to you |
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Yo! long time no see! |
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Hen night laughter blows up taxi |
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Sacked chimney sweep pumps boss full of mayonnaise |
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thats what i'm talking about. |
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Rape victim enjoys kebab after talking to a monkey. |
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What is? |
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Hello Mr. Priest, how the hell are you doing sir ? The Teeth |
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Couldn't be better sir. What have you been up to? Any new music i should hear? |
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that is. |
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Seen. |
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yes i have made one new tune, it is available at soulseek mr. priest can you access it ? if so i will log on now. do you have any new tunes ? |
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yes i have made one new tune, it is available at soulseek mr. priest can you access it ? if so i will log on now. do you have any new tunes ? |
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