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Three surgeons playing golf, competing to see who's the best...one says "I'm the best surgeon in the world, a man came to see me who'd chopped all his fingers off with a chainsaw, I sewed 'em back on, and 6 months later he performed as a concert pianist at the Albert Hall, The second says, "That's nothing, I sewed both legs back on to a man who went on to win gold at the Olympics within 6 months." The third sinks his putt and says "Gentlemen, I once operated on a man who'd ridden his horse head on into a train at 80 mph, all that was left was his cowboy hat, his torso and the horse's brain....and that man is now President of the United States!" :-) |
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P.S. My info page now has a link to my poems on it and my email address...tread carefully, dear reader... ;-) |
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LOL nice one :D |
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Merg! |
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saddam to bush: -you know, the one thing i really love about the u.s is star trek....i watch it all the time... _really? thats nice...you know,our government works very tightly with the script writers...we wanna make shure that everything is in coordination with the american ways....star trek is very important to us..i check the scripts myself... -well george i just have this one question...you represent all the races of humans,asian,blacks,white etc but no arabs! how come bushie? _thats easy saddam, star trek takes place in the future..... =D SORRY DONT REALLY KNOW HOW TO TELL IT... |
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lol at the two jokes |
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keep those laffs a-comin' |
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Done it... |
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An Englishman was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The English gent politely ignored the American, who nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, "You English folk eat the whole bread?" The Gent frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, but replied, "Of course." The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In America, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to England." The American had a smirk on his face. The Gent listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Gent replied "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In America, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to England." The English Gent, peeved now, asked the Yank, "Do you have sex in America?" The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." The Gent leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course." Now it was the Gents turn to smile. "We don't. In England, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America." |
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haha. these are all great :D |
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wow that's a nice avatar! the person who made that one must be extremely intelligent :) j/k :P |
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lol²(piX360)r -------------- 65 |
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LOL |
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