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offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 06:51 [#00638585]
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...have a rib/vertebrate removed so you could give your own
self oral pleasure in the nether regions.

I DEFINATELY would!! I've been trying, and all I can reach
is the tip!


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-08 07:00 [#00638610]
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nope.

i hate my body, and the idea of having sex with it disturbs
me anyway (call me stupid or whatever you want... i'm not
lying).


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:01 [#00638615]
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why would I call you stupid, Uzim?! I love my body!


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-08 07:03 [#00638621]
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though it seems to be a good idea if you're not stupidilly
conflicted like me - if the building you're into crumbles
and the ceiling breaks, it is recommend to give yourself a blowjob under the table,
while waiting for someone to rescue you! (it is taken from
the official site.)


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-08 07:05 [#00638627]
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Personally no, but I can see the attraction.... sometimes
masturbation just gets OLD.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:05 [#00638629]
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I do it by lying flat on my back, raising my neck and
shoulders against something, then arching my back
over...that way I can give myself anal pleasure at the same
time.


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-08 07:06 [#00638631]
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NO!
you are seriously thinking about this ey?

I would rather let a girl do that thank you


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-08 07:06 [#00638633]
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omfg..
theres this dude here in perth
who can do that.
one night he decided to show a bunch of people
i wasnt in the mood to look though.




 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-08 07:06 [#00638634]
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Wouldn't you rather just have a longer dick than a shorter
spine?


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:08 [#00638638]
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but having a nice cock to suck anytime you want is the point
of it erronous!


 

offline Co-existence from Bergen (Norway) on 2003-04-08 07:11 [#00638646]
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NO!

What a stupid topic!

*gargl*


 

offline uzim on 2003-04-08 07:12 [#00638649]
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heh...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:12 [#00638650]
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well more fool you then for posting in a "stupid" topic just
to say it's "stupid"

TAKE A HIKE PAL!


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 07:13 [#00638652]
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haha cute picture uzim!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-04-08 07:13 [#00638653]
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(and proud of it)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2003-04-08 07:14 [#00638656]
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lol :D


 

offline Erronous from Netherlands, The on 2003-04-08 07:14 [#00638658]
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that's right. But in that case i would rather prefer doctors
to attach my penis to my thumb, that would be nice.


 

offline fabrique from at sea level (Estonia) on 2003-04-08 08:34 [#00638773]
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Hmm... anything can be achieved with a good amount of
practice i guess?


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-04-08 08:35 [#00638774]
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back on topic
no, no, no, and no!



 

offline uzim on 2003-04-08 08:38 [#00638777]
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anything can be achieved with a good amount of practice i
guess?


> you're very optimistic. ^^


 

offline fabrique from at sea level (Estonia) on 2003-04-08 08:50 [#00638796]
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hmm... not really



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 08:51 [#00638799]
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that's about as far as I can reach, too


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-08 09:10 [#00638825]
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dont think I'd remove part of my body to do that... bit
paranoid about surgery+things like that


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-04-08 09:16 [#00638833]
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I'll go down on you if you'll go down on me


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-04-08 09:18 [#00638835]
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ron jeremy can self felattiate.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-04-08 09:23 [#00638842]
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lol, and yeah, fucking I'd rather get a blowjob from SOMEONE
ELSE =)


 


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