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offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-04 06:07 [#00632182]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular



"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of
retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified
in this case, by a horrible cunt. Me!"

Alan Ford aka Brick Top - Snatch
LISTEN


 

offline diablo on 2003-04-04 06:27 [#00632207]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker



"Let's get this straight. I never fucked anyone over in my
life didn't have it coming to him. All I have in this world
is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for nobody"


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2003-04-04 07:01 [#00632248]
Points: 9989 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my
time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your
species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every
mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural
equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans
do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply,
until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you
can survive is to spread to another area. There is another
organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do
you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a
cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the
cure."

Agent Smith - The Matrix


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-04 07:24 [#00632296]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular | Followup to Phresch: #00632248



Agent Smith's monologues are great - his monotone voice and
articulate way of speech stand out as one of my absolute
favorites.

Exquisite choice, Phresch, if I may say so


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-04 07:27 [#00632302]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular



"If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla. Marla, the little
scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only
you could stop tongueing it. But you can't."

Fight Club


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-04 07:43 [#00632322]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



"Self Improvement is masturbation ... and self-destruction"
"The things you own end up owning you"
Fight Club


 

offline Morgoth from Stella-town (Belgium) on 2003-04-04 07:47 [#00632328]
Points: 1264 Status: Regular



Ezechiel 25: 17 bij Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp fiction!(it
should be known by all, so I'm too lazy to type it all).

The other quotes on that soundtrack are also cool, just like
those on the soundtrack from Reservoir dogs.


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-04-04 07:47 [#00632329]
Points: 3349 Status: Lurker



"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men
who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see
squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas,
waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has
us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can
buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of
history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No
Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our
Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on
television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires,
and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're
slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
"


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2003-04-04 11:16 [#00632504]
Points: 4653 Status: Regular



I have a story to tell. Once there was a boy who had a large
dog; the dog was called Xentrix.
One day the boy was walking in the woods with Xentrix; he
stumbled on a wooden door.
Xentrix opened the door, and the boy followed him inside.
What the boy saw amazed him: there was a cave one mile long,
and inside the cave were
one million other children and a million dogs.
The boy could not hold back his tears when he heard Xentrix
say,
"Welcome my friend. These are my people; now they are your
people too."

Boards of Canada - The Story of Xentrix


 

offline joey from montréal (Canada) on 2003-04-04 11:28 [#00632515]
Points: 1220 Status: Lurker



"I tried to go over there... but i fell"

-villain in LAND OF DOOM


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-04-04 11:28 [#00632516]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



I like to fuck, i like to drink, i like to suck, fuck, WHO
GIVES A FUCK?!?!

:D


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-04 11:40 [#00632530]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



i know its coming someday


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-04-04 11:58 [#00632542]
Points: 4570 Status: Lurker



Godspeed You Black Emperor! - The Dead Flag Blues:

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely
suicides
and a dark wind blows

the government is corrupt
and we're on so many drugs
with the radio on and the curtains drawn

we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

the sun has fallen down
and the billboards are all leering
and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

it went like this:

the buildings tumbled in on themselves
mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
and pulled out their hair

the skyline was beautiful on fire
all twisted metal stretching upwards
everything washed in a thin orange haze

i said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
these are truly the last days"

you grabbed my hand and we fell into it
like a daydream or a fever

we woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
for sure it's the valley of death

i open up my wallet
and it's full of blood


 


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