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Standing. it's much more easyier to wipe it when you stand. otherwise you can't do the job really well. |
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Don't you crap standing anyway in greece? |
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where did you hear that? Noway. nationality wise. im from Belgium. so, actionly. i wouldn't know.but i think that it is everywhere the same.= you choose |
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I'm sure I've read it somewhere in my history books that people from greece have a poo standing, wipe themselves with their left hand and wipe it on the sink. I could be wrong? It's just what I've been lead to beleive. I've been to Antwerp and Ghent a few times which are really nice cities. Ghent is quite beatifull |
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china has "unusual" toilet rituals, i think.. |
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they're not rude are they? |
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sitting. otherwise your ass cheeks squeeze the poo when you stand up and it becomes hard to manage. |
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no.1 stand, no.2 sit |
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'hard to manage' hee hee! |
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do u wipe ur ass before, during or after? "hard to manage"?........ ur not meant to rip it out of ur ass!! jivver, they have toilets in the floor - i think - so u cANT sit down. |
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They do that on purpose? the devious cruel ninnies! |
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that's just the kind of information I need about the board members( most of whose even faces and names I dont know).. thank you soo much |
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adding to that, because you're in NZ, we're actually dumping in reverse directions too |
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i do such huge turds that the backsplash rinses my arse clean |
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I did a plop that looked like a dead otter this morning. |
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speaking of greece and the REST of europe......whats with NO toliet seat.......it's completely gross using the WC there. i wished i were a man so i didn't have to touch anything to get my business done!! next time i go there i'm bringing my own toliet seat!!! =o)~ |
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isn't the backsplash called 'a Neptunes kiss'? |
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quite possibly... or let it dry on in the sun then chip it off |
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hahahha i dunno if it is or NOT, but i'm using that term from NOW on!!! it's the terrible british food that makes bowel movements difficult. =0)~ |
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hands up who puts bog roll down first to cusion the initial splash |
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but surely splash is a GOOD thing thus no wiping |
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The 'Ghost poo' is the worst. You know you've done one, but it's not there? |
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hey! we've got the best chefs in the WORLD in england! we've got anthony worral thompson, ainsley harriott, tony tobin, ross burden, nick nairn, paul rankin.... |
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thats what BIDETS are for ....... a water fountain for your arse!!! |
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yah I hate having to go facing the flush.. |
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Two Fat Ladies or Fat Lady and Fat Lady (Deceased) |
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had your TEETH checked recently dobbo? muahhahaha |
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and best of all they are all NAKED CHEFs too..I like bits dangling over my soup when it's made.. |
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is that a figurative phrase? |
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i saw the sidecar for sale on ebay |
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my brother is a dentist actually :P i'm waiting for them to all rot away so i can have all gold teeth :) |
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hahaah i REMEMBER you telling me he's the ONLY dentist for miles in jolly ole england =0) *sends you a toothbrush* GOLD teeth........somehow i can PICTURE it!! mauahhhaha |
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chortle! it's funny how stereotypes hold through time. English have bad teeth, Italians are cowards, French switch sides at the drop of a hat, Americans look like things from 'it's a knockout' and the japanese are nerdy workers! there must be some truth in it somewhere.... |
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DOOD......i'm gonna REVIVE a topic and i want you to CHECK out the TEETH on LIAM GALLAGHER......it's a nightmare!!!! |
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hey.....whats this about italians being cowards =/ i've not heard that stereotype......i'm italiano.......and i'm NOT a coward......*stamps foot and gets a fryin' pan* |
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i wonder how ASCHE whipes his arse? maybe with his hair. |
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i thought italians were hot-headed and had greasy hair |
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i'd rather not find out, thx |
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ummmm you got the HOT headed part right on the perfect ROMAN nosey..... hummmmm lets see *squeezes hair and fries and egg* GUESS you're right about the greasy hair too *chortle* <----loves that word!!! *body slams dobbin* |
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wow and my post about not having toilet paper got closed after only a few posts....damn! |
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luck of the draw who is 'moderating' at the time |
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you got that right, i got shut down reeeeeeal quick |
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i'm coming in for a right bruising tonite! :P |
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SASA KAKA MAMA BABA |
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I didn't realize that anyone did it sitting down until about a week ago.. It's like I'm living in a parallel universe now. How do you do it anyway? Do you reach your hand between your legs and onward toward the netherlands? What if your hand touches the water? It all seems so primal to me! |
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you "standing" motherfuckers all have dirty assholes. good luck getting a rimjob DOODS. |
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wtf is a rimjob? |
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I think I'm gonne skip breakfast this morning. |
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in turk they don't have normal toilets.. me being such a hippie i am used to odd toilet conditions, but i never noticed that european toilets have no seat?! even in england they had them.. outhouses, now that is class a crapping. |
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