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Song: "Oh I Wish I Was Back In Old Canada." Mystery Science Theater 3000 Episode Number 910- The Final Sacrifice Transcribed by Nicholas and Phillip Killewald with an assist from Jason Bacon, raederfam@earthlink.net and Delfin9299@aol.com [SOL] Mike (telling a joke): ...and the drunk guy says, "I can't help being an idiot, I'm Canadian!" Crow (Laughs): You're right, they're so pathetic, Mike! (Whistle blows, Tom comes in wearing Mountie uniform) Tom: Enough! There's been too much Canada-bashing for far too long! I say: no more! Mike: Don't you mean: "No more, eh"? Crow (Laughs): Good one, man! They are SO stupid! Tom: Stop it now! Instead, let us offer our Northern brothers and sisters this song of tribute! (Music starts) (Singing) Oh, I wish I was back in old Canada, A land which I never shall lampoon! How I pine for the ice covering Lake Manitoba, And the beauty that is Saskatoon! Mike (spoken): I got one. (Singing) Oh, I wish I was stuck in the hills of Alberta, Drinking beer with some big dumb guy trapping fur! Tom (spoken): Hey! Mike (singing): As he scraped and chiseled all the moose dung off his boots, I would learn that he's the Prime Minister! Tom (spoken): Oh, stop that! Crow (singing): Oh, I wish I was in the land gave us Peter Jennings, Alanis Morissette, Mike Myers, too! Tom (spoken): Yeah! Crow (singing): No, I take that back, I wouldn't go there even if you paid me, Oh, Canada, you are a place I must eschew! Tom (spoken): Now, this is NOT in the spirit I intended! Mike: Oh, come on, give in! I mean, after all, they gave us Ed the Sock and Rush! Crow: Yeah, what are you defending? They're such feebs! Tom: Okay, I'll try! Mike: All right! Good man! Tom (singing): Oh, I wish I was blowing up Prince Edward Island, And going on to bomb Ontario! The destruction of Canada and all of its culture, Is by far my fav-o-rite scenario! Mike (spoken): Okay, that's a little strong... Tom (interrupting, spoken): No, no, yo |
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(Singing) Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border With countries far superior to it? Crow (spoken): Yikes! Tom (singing): Why, you lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards, Your country's just a giant piece of sh...(Mike leaps on Tom and covers his mouth with his hand, while he and Crow shout "Hey! Whoa! Whoa!") Mike (spoken): I think that's enough. I think we've... Cambot, (Music stops) okay, thanks. All right. Tom (sobbing): I'm sorry! I have no sense of proportion! I'm a disgrace to my uniform! Mike: No, no, that's okay, calm down. Mustn't hate! Mustn't hate! Crow: At least so overtly. Mike: Exactly, right. Must disguise our hate, just a little. (Commercial sign light goes on) Okay, we'll be right back. (To Tom) It's okay, now, Dudley. Tom (still sobbing): Pardonez moi! Pardonez moi! (cut) |
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mystery science theater....man thats old skool, I loved that show. |
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Tom (interrupting, spoken): No, no, yo Sorry that should be: Tom (interrupting, spoken): No, no, you were right, Mike, this is much more fun! O! CANADA! :D |
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hahahaha!! bastards! |
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hey tehlaw, welcome! |
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lol hello new meet do you mind if i call you war meet ? mmh that was lame |
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dont knock canda, i might be moving there. damn. I hate canada. |
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canada by low is a nice tune :) |
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Canada is like Shangri-La. I should know, I live there. |
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I remember that song fondly. They were watching that canadian movie with Rowzdower and that little kid. I forget what it was called. |
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is there a site that has mst3k videos/full shows available for download? like a mst3k-dedicated site.. or is kazaa the safest bet |
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Um, xlr, read the top of the post again... :\ |
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me = idiot ;) |
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well, thanks for the warm welcome :) |
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Heeheehee... Just a joyous jab in the gibblets... Welcome, and YOU ARE TEHLAW! :) |
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