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omg! this is awful! (Autchre)...why they DO suck
 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-25 17:39 [#00571015]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



Llamas are members of the Camel family. Technically, they
are camelids.
In the Old World, there are two different camels, the
one-humped dromedary of the Arabian deserts, and the two
humped Bacterian camel of the Mongolian deserts.

In the New World, there are four different camelids. Three
are in the genus Lama, the llama, the alpaca, and the
guanaco. One is in its own genus vigunae, the vicuna.

Both the guanaco and the vicuna are wild animals, and both
have been or are endangered. Both have extremely fine fiber,
the vicuna having the finest fiber in the world. The guanaco
is somewhat llama sized, while the vicuna is a tiny,
antelope like creature.

The llama and the alpaca are both domesticated animals, and
have never been wild. The llama is considerably larger than
the alpaca. In South American, llamas are used for pack
animals, production of fiber for rugs and ropes, meat, and
even used their dung for fuel. In South America, the alpaca
is used for fine fiber production, meat, and their dung for
fuel.

In the United States, llamas are used for light draft, fiber
production, show, companion and guard animals. Alpacas are
used for fine fiber production and show in the United
States.

The camelids are not ruminants, but they do ruminate. (I
hope you don't find that as confusing as I do.) They have
some differences from true ruminants, in that they have a
three compartmented stomach instead of the 4 compartmented
stomach of true ruminants, they have slower stomach
motility, and their stomach movements are in the opposite
direction to that heard for true ruminants. However, in
terms of feeding, this boils down to the fact that they
should be fed and treated as ruminants rather than as
non-ruminants (such as horses). For example, oats should not
be fed to llamas or alpacas, as the "awns" on oats can cause
them to be caught up in one of the stomachs that has
saccules, and then cause ulcers.

The camelids are better at feed conversion than true
ruminants as well. This means that it takes less feed t


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-02-25 17:41 [#00571017]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



kids, remember..

DON'T DO DRUGS!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-02-25 17:42 [#00571019]
Points: 18042 Status: Lurker



autechamels?


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-25 17:43 [#00571022]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



lala!


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2003-02-25 17:43 [#00571023]
Points: 2901 Status: Lurker



and remember it's just Lama with 1 L


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-02-25 17:44 [#00571025]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



thats a lot of words to read for a person who just woke
up...

I'll just take your word for it.


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-25 17:47 [#00571028]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



Llamas are members of the Camel family. Technically, they
are camelids.
In the Old World, there are two different camels, the
one-humped dromedary of the Arabian deserts, and the two
humped Bacterian camel of the Mongolian deserts.

In the New World, there are four different camelids. Three
are in the genus Lama, the llama, the alpaca, and the
guanaco. One is in its own genus vigunae, the vicuna.

Both the guanaco and the vicuna are wild animals, and both
have been or are endangered. Both have extremely fine fiber,
the vicuna having the finest fiber in the world. The guanaco
is somewhat llama sized, while the vicuna is a tiny,
antelope like creature.

The llama and the alpaca are both domesticated animals, and
have never been wild. The llama is considerably larger than
the alpaca. In South American, llamas are used for pack
animals, production of fiber for rugs and ropes, meat, and
even used their dung for fuel. In South America, the alpaca
is used for fine fiber production, meat, and their dung for
fuel.

In the United States, llamas are used for light draft, fiber
production, show, companion and guard animals. Alpacas are
used for fine fiber production and show in the United
States.

The camelids are not ruminants, but they do ruminate. (I
hope you don't find that as confusing as I do.) They have
some differences from true ruminants, in that they have a
three compartmented stomach instead of the 4 compartmented
stomach of true ruminants, they have slower stomach
motility, and their stomach movements are in the opposite
direction to that heard for true ruminants
.and treated as ruminants rather than as non-ruminants (such
as horses). For example,
oats "awns" on oats can cause tem has saccules, and then
cause ulcers.

The camelids are better at feed conversion than true
ruminants as well. This means that it takes less feed to
make more llama than it would a sheep. Camelids can survive
on what would be considered something close to a desert for
a sheep.

Camels and camelids have two toed feet


 

offline nacmat on 2003-02-25 18:31 [#00571089]
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autechre?


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2003-02-25 18:35 [#00571095]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



another please love me im on drug thread
i love clean camels



 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-02-25 18:38 [#00571097]
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If you turn off the calculator will it still preform one of
its functions?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2003-02-25 18:39 [#00571100]
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if a tree falls in a woods and no ones around to hear it, is
it still a natural log?


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-02-25 18:42 [#00571101]
Points: 733 Status: Addict



!!!!!!


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-02-25 18:46 [#00571102]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



PI > E

(I have proof!)


 

offline Monumrnt from To (Canada) on 2003-02-25 18:50 [#00571104]
Points: 733 Status: Addict



click here


 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2003-02-25 19:04 [#00571113]
Points: 865 Status: Lurker



Besides missing the point CS2x's avatar looks like
mass-spectromized camel shit.

Also, those of you who smoke camel cigarettes should know
that it's called camel due to the fact that one packet
contains as much tar as a whole camel(!).


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-25 19:18 [#00571125]
Points: 5079 Status: Lurker



HEY!!!! u fackiing ppo poo! i LIEK! my AVATAR!!

these ppl don't know rea art, innti? Monumrnt thanls for the
link!interesting stuff there


 

offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-02-25 19:21 [#00571130]
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fuck i can't type lOL!

trust me, the Jamakan's know best ;)

not pissed tonight, no, something MUCH better ;)))


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-02-25 19:26 [#00571134]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



Betcha CS2x's basement smells like Tide, mildew and
reefer...

;)


 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2003-02-25 19:37 [#00571141]
Points: 865 Status: Lurker



Where's the connection
camels <---> autechre?
And their supposed sucking?

And that IS mass-spectromized camel shit in your avatar. And
YOU have been snorting it.


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-02-25 19:47 [#00571145]
Points: 5213 Status: Addict



Camel don't suck, they spit...worse than llamas...

:x


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-25 20:31 [#00571162]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



OI ELAB FOR ONE FUCKIN HOUR AND YOU GUYS AFO STUFF STOP ME
NOW I WANT AN EXDPLAINSTION


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2003-02-25 20:51 [#00571171]
Points: 9083 Status: Regular



either CS2x is regularly buttfucked on drugs..or somebody
reglarly buttfucked on drugs has a regular access to CS2x's
account..either way..

the points to remember children..buttfucked..and..drugs..


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2003-02-25 20:55 [#00571174]
Points: 1769 Status: Regular | Followup to elusive: #00571100



if a tree falls on a guy in the woods, and no one is there
to hear him, does he still scream?


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2003-02-25 20:57 [#00571176]
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more importantly..does he die?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-02-25 20:57 [#00571177]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



YES CAUSE HE HEARS HIMSELF

DRUGS R GOOD


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-02-25 21:49 [#00571205]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker | Followup to CS2x: #00571015



youd get along well with some friends of mine



 

offline jupitah from Minneapolis (United States) on 2003-02-25 21:55 [#00571217]
Points: 3489 Status: Lurker



in india llamas are often placed at the entrance to property
for some reason. they're like the animal that greets you.


 


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