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Two men were talking, and one said "I had the best weekend ever." "Yeah? Tell me about it." says the other "Well, I was walking by the railway tracks when I saw this woman tied to the tracks naked. I went down there, as there was no train coming, and untied her and carried her away." "Wow, that's really brave of you" says the second man, impressed. "Yeah, and I took her to my place and we ended up having sex all weekend!" "Did she give a good blowjob?" "No" said the first man. "I never did find her head." |
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DAMN! OH HELL NO! NASTY |
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muhahahaha (i did) |
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ha |
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nasty! |
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I was satisfied with a nice trachea-job |
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trachea-job hehehe in russian, 'trach' is also the root that means 'fuck' :)) |
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It reminds me of a Bukowski story..where these two bums make this corpse this find on the beach into a love slave..damn what's it called... |
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yeah, I have it right here... Buk rules at love stories :) |
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Hmm. :) |
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Ah Bukowski. You know, romantics call him the Prince of Love. He has a story called Turkeyneck Morning in the collection Hot Water Music where he's so soppy-sappy he's practically a feminist. |
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do you know that story I am talking about?.. damn this is driving me nuts.. |
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Damn, no. Of his short stories I only really know Hot Water Music, and it isn't in there. I've also read Post Office (novel) Love is a Dog from Hell (poems) and Shakespeare Never Did This (memoir of his European tour). |
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here's one i just heard-probably most of you already know it its really a nasty one and very untasty... NASA-needed another seven astronauts NASA-needed another shuttle aswell |
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hahaha, i love it. |
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lol yeah my frriend told me that. (not nice but its well thought out so you have to laugh) |
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your avatar makes me want to say feck off! ;-) I just love it... it's about time they showed some reruns of that show! |
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There's an Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smokes". The Scotsman says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a half full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank." With that the Irishman says "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I found packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a cock." |
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